Jack was in his office on the phone with UNIT. Ianto knew Jack hated having to deal with them. Ianto thought Jack could use a cup of coffee, so he made a cup and walked up to Jack's office. He went in without knocking.
"Coffee?"
Jack smiled at Ianto.
"Have I told how much I love you?"
"Not today."
Ianto walked a little closer and kissed Jack on the cheek, before whispering in his ear.
"And for the record, I love you too."
"Ianto?"
"Yes Jack."
"Could you do that thing you to me when I'm stressed?"
"Jack! You're on the phone. I'm not doing when you're on the phone."
"Please?"
"No! And don't give me that pout and those puppy dog eyes!"
"Oh come on."
"No! Remember what happened the last time?"
"So? Besides I'm on hold."
"Fine, but you do know what that means don't you?"
"What?"
"That means no fun tonight."
"Oh come on, you don't mean that."
"Oh I don't? Try me."
"You wouldn't!"
"Are you sure about that?"
"You wouldn't last a day without me in bed with you."
"Wanna bet?"
"NO!"
"So what you're actually saying is that you couldn't last a day without having your wicket way with me?"
"You're right. But it's not my fault that I'm addicted to you. You can just stop being so damn hot."
"That could be a problem, seeing as no matter what I do or wear or don't wear, you get turned on. Hell even when I'm sick you get turned on."
"True, but you can't blame me for being turned on by you being all sweaty. So what are we gonna do about it?"
"Oh I could think of a few things, but that would have to wait until you're done with that call."
"Can I at least get a little preview that might make the call go faster."
Ianto leaned in and kissed Jack with every fiber of his being.
"How was that for a preview?"
"Let's just say that I'm not complaining."
Ianto looked down at the bulge in Jack's pants.
"I can see that. Now hurry up or I'm gonna have to do it by myself."
"Thanks for that. Now I'm gonna have to sit here horny talking to UNIT with the pictures running through my mind of you playing with yourself."
"Well you're welcome."
"I was being sarcastic!"
"Huh! I couldn't tell."
Ianto had a smirk on his face as he left the office, leaving behind a horny and annoyed Jack. Ianto knew he would pay for it later, but he really didn't mind.