Just a normal Sunday, The six were watching TV in the living room.
*TV*
Janna: Mom! Dad! I found cigarettes in Gregg's jacket!
Dad: Gregg, were you smoking cigarettes?
Gregg: No, dad!
Dad: Well he's lying, there's no doubt about that. *pushes button* Gregg, you've earned four hours on the snake pit. That'll give you some time to think about what you've done.
Gregg: Aw man! *jumps in*
Janna: That'll teach him!
Dad: And as for you Janna, you've earned a day in the firey room for tattling on your brother. *pushes button*
*Real life*
Elai: Ugh! Smoking! How does a Helioptile like that go so wrong?
Clarenze: Well we live in a crummy neighbourhood...
Liam: Like rabies?
Clarenze: Drug addicts, corruption, yah, those are!
Unbeknownst to them, Echo was outside the window!
Echo: You guys want some pancakes?
Serj: No thank you! See the worst we got is Jeremaiah's Witnesses!
Echo: Hey!
Serj: I said no thanks.
Echo: Screw you!
Later in the kitchen, the family had finished eating dinner, and they were just sitting there, while Stewie had a plan...
Stewie held a device that would minf-control someone, but to Elaizah, it was just a toy.
Stewie: Excellent! The mind-control device is almost in completion!
Elaizah: Stewie, no toys at the table.
Elai grabbed the Mind-control device.
Stewie: Damn you, vile Braixen! You've impeated my birth since the day you brought the wrong egg from your wretched money from the hospital!
Ember: I remember when Stewie came out from his egg, he was the only Joltik I've ever seen so happy!
Stewie: Of course, that was my victory day, the frugal accomplishment is escape that over-ovarian bastille!
He looked at Elaizah.
Stewie: Return the device, woman!
Elaizah: No toys, Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then, mark my words, when you at least expect it, the uppafits will turn!
A little while later, Elai said something.
Elaizah: Guys, I just don't like the idea of Serj going out to a stag party tonight.
Ember: Relax, Elaizah, its just a bunch of guys sitting around with a black marker and the checklist of the Ten Commandments!
Clarenze: Hehe... thou shalt get drunk! Heck yeah!
Elaizah: Clar, you're 13, don't talk like that.
Liam: Its getting cold in here.
Liam went closer to the thermostat.
Elaizah: Liam, don't touch the thermostat, Serj will get upset about that.
Liam: Oh c'mon, this thing goes up to 90 degrees.
Liam turned one more degree from the thermostat. Then Serj bursted in from the room.
Serj: Who touched the thermostat?!
Liam: Damn, how does he know...?
Serj: Brain implant, Liam. Everyone's got one. It tells you when the children are messing with the dial.
Then random Pokemon entered in.
Zander: Hey Serj, is Izzy in here?!
Serj: No she's not.
Joe: Hey Serj, is my camera in there?
Zander: Forget it! False alarm!
Then they left.
Liam: Woah! Ass ahoy! Say, when are you leaving for the party, Serj?
Serj: In about 15 minutes.
Clarenze: Serj, I expect you not to drink soda too much.
Serj: Relax, Clarenze, not one drop of sugar is gonna go into my mouth.
Elaizah: Remember that time about the wine you drank in the restaurant instead of soda as a mistake, then Niña got disgusted?
*flashback*
Serj: Hehe... deeznuts.
He drank the wine by accident.
Serj: Damn! That's amazing!
Niña: Serj, that's...
Serj: Niña, suddenly, I feel like i want tk be chased by!
He started running until he passed out. Niña was disgusted, yet cringed.
*end of flashback*
Ember: And remember that time you drank an Irish coffee instead of oran berry juice that time when we saw "Sana Dalawa ang Puso"?
*flashback 2*
Serj: I swear I know this guy... Daniel Padilla! That's the guy! Oh boy, Everything he says is a stitch!
Daniel Padilla: I have AIDS
Serj: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
*end of flashback 2*
Elaizah: And then there was that time we went to the ice cream store...
*flashback 3*
Serj: Aw cool! Raisins!
He took a lick, then fainted...
*end of flashback 3*
Elaizah: C'mon Serj, I expect you not to drink...
Serj: Relax, Elai, not one drop of sugar will go to my mouth!
*later at the stag party*
Serj: I'm gonna do it! *drinks a can of soda*
Kailob: You win!
Serj: I won what?
Kailob: Another soda!
Serj: Alright! I'm gonna get the high score!
Kailob: Actually, Lethal got the high score.
Lethal: *sugar rush* Kailob! Your clock won't flush!
Serj: Oh guys... I promised Elaizah I won't be drinking tonight.
Jake: That's too bad... say, you got the movie?
Serj: Have I got the movie? Oh yeah! What am I? A nut job or something?
The movie was The Simpsons Movie!
*movie*
Marge: Oh Homie...
Homer: For the lobster, idiot!
Bart and Lisa: AYY CURUMBA!
Marge: Grow up, you two!
*end of scene*
Jake: Dang, they're so overrated.
Serj: Yep.
Jake: Here comes the best part!
*movie*
Bart: *eats hot pepper*
CUT!
Narrator: The Statue of Liberty was a gift from France...
*XD*
Kailob: What happened?
Serj: Uhoh... Clarenze must've taped it over for history class...!
Jake: What're we gonna do?
Serj: Don't worry. Let's drink until we pass out!
Kailob: Great idea!
Then they started drinking their sodas, ultimately ending with a little drunkeness