Disclaimer:- I own nothing, I do not own x-men, I do not own any of the Christmas songs.
X-Mas ROCKS!
Chapter One-Santa baby.
"I like can't believe it's like almost Christmas and all our parents said we can stay here this year." Kitty said giddily. This was the first year that the entirety of the mansion would stay there for Christmas, rather than going home. Even Logan was staying around this year. To top that off, Magneto and his Acolytes minus Sabertooth and Mystique and the Brotherhood were all staying over. After the apocalypse fiasco they sort of temporarily moved in.
"Zis is going to be ze best Christmas ever." Kurt grinned showing his fangs.
Meanwhile upstairs Rogue was sulking on her snow covered balcony, looking up into the snowy sky.
"Great another sucky Christmas and a crappy new year." Rogue mumbled looking down at her gloves, and was startled when someone answered her back.
"Remy wouldn't say dat Chere, Remy got dis feeling dis year gunna be loads better." Remy grinned as he joined Rogue on her balcony.
"What the frickin hell do ya thank yoah doin Cajun? Ah was havin a private moment, and ah belive ah locked mah door." Rogue shouted as she was slightly embarrassed.
"Sorry chere, Remy t'ought he visit ya as he aint been seeing yo around. We been here two weeks and Remy hasn't seen ya at all. I t'ink dey all tinkin you dead or summit."
"Humph, like they would care anyway." Rogue replied looking back at the sky. Remy noticed the sadness in her tone.
"Chere they all care for you a lot down dere ya know, ever since da whole Apocalypse ting, dey been looking out for you."
"Yeah whatever. Now do ya mind?" Rogue asked indicating for Remy to leave. Remy noticed how she didn't give him a smart comment or anything, it was a sincere 'I wanna be alone'. Normally when she said go away or get out, she didn't really mean it, it was just an instinct when she didn't like the way conversation was headed. Remy simply nodded and left Rogue to her own devises.
As Remy headed downstairs and entered the reception room, he was met by the x-men, Acolytes and brotherhood, minus all the adults.
"What were you doing upstairs?" Scott asked inquisitively.
"Trying to talk to Rogue, she be really bummed." Remy sighed.
"Rogues like that at Christmas, I like think it has something to do with her powers." Kitty replied.
"Yeah Logan's beens going around confiscating all the mistletoe, so Rogue doesn't get caught up in any awkward situation." Bobby added. The x-men and Brotherhood, seemed to take a moment in quiet sympathy.
"I think we should like totally do something to cheer her up. I mean after all we do like all owe her our lives, some of us on like more than one occasion." Kitty announced
"That's a brilliant idea Kitty, but what?" Jean replied smiling brightly at Kitty. There was a moments silence
"You guys know what would cheer Rogue up?" Tabby stated interrupting the peace. "A Panto!"
"A Panto? I somehow don't think that would cheer her up." Scott laughed.
"Ya mein schwester would probably just get angry. Vhy don't ve have a day vere ve can show her how much ve truly care for her. Ve could have like a party and stuff." Kurt piped in.
"Great idea Kurt. We could have a formal do, Beens as some of us missed Prom. We could even do a…" You could almost see the bulb light up above Jeans head as she said this. "Girls, huddle." Jean announced as all the girls moved towards Jean, segregating them from the boys.
"How are you guys at singing?" Jean asked, she received many confused looks from the girls.
"Erm like ok I guess, why?" Kitty asked.
"Well have you ever heard Rogue singing in her room?" Jean asked, getting even more confused looks
"Well yeah, she quite good, but whats that gotta do with anything?" Jubillee enquired.
"Girls I've got an idea, we are gunna go with Tabs idea, well sort of, we won't do a panto, but we are all gunna do a little show of sorts." Jean smirked, she got several smiles back. Kitty and Tabby giggled with glee. "Well we'd better go get Rogue then."
Upstairs Rogue heard a knock at her door.
"Ahm busy, come back later." Rogue shouted, but the knocking didn't cease in fact it turned into hammering.
"Alright, alright already" Rogue slammed the door open. "What dja want?" Rogue asked highly irritated. She looked into the grinning faces of Jean, Kitty, Tabby, Amara and Wanda.
"Oh nothing, nothing at all." Tabby smiled.
"Why are ya'll starin at me like the Cheshire cat?" Rogue enquired a bit unnerved by their glances.
"We are like doing a show." Kitty beamed.
"Great fo' ya." Rogue replied. "And your gunna be in it." Amara grinned.
"Huh?" Rogue said bewildered.
"We are gunna perform an all singing all dancing Christmas show for the mansion, everyone's gunna be there, and your gunna be in it." Jean grinned.
"Er thanks but no." Rogue replied going to shut her door but Jean held it open with her powers.
"Rogue you are gunna be in this."
"No ah aint."
"Like come on Rogue it'll be fun." Kitty pleaded.
"No ah ain't dancing around to some prissy music in front of the whole mansion an that's final." Rogue stood confidently with her arms crossed.
"Sorry Rogue this isn't up for debate, you're the best singer out of us." With that Jean lifted Rogue off the floor with her powers. Wanda held Rogue still so she couldn't move with hers, and they carried Rogue all the way to the downstairs Gym.
Inside the Gym was a side room. It was empty and was lined with mirrors along one wall, it was designed so the x-men could perfect their fighting stances by watching themselves in the mirror, But for now it would be used as a dance studio.
In the dance room the 6 girls met up with Jubilee, Rahne, and X23.
"Ok girls lets get to work." Jean cheered as several of them went off to start decorating the living room, and others went to tell the entire mansion of the show.
Rogue stood still with her most deadly death glare. She did not look happy.
"I'm sorry Rogue." Wanda said looking at her.
"Why the hell are you here anyway? Ah thought you hated Christmas too?" Rogue asked.
"Boredom really." Wanda shrugged.
"Figures, well ah aint singing or dancing and ah…" Rogue was cut off when Kitty and Jean walked in with four identical mini Santa girl outfits.
"Hehe aren't they the cutest?" Kitty giggled as she held up the ensemble. It was a little Red velvet dress with white fluff around the hem of the top and skirt. It was long sleeved and off the shoulder, with white fluff also ending at the hands. Rogue gulped, they reminded her of what those girls wore in the film Mean girls that Kitty was obsessed with. Rogue tried not to faint there and then, no way in hell would she step foot in that dress.
"Well this will certainly be a change huh? What's wrong Rogue they are cute" Wanda teased jokingly. Highly amused by Rogues horrified expression.
"Fraid not, but here ya go Wanda you get one too." Now it was Rogues turn to laugh.
"Girl if ahm gunna be forced ta do this so are you." Wanda visibly paled at Rogues statement.
Kitty handed over a dress for Rogue and Wanda, which both took gingerly.Then an idea came to Rogue head.
"Sorry kit, can't do this too much skin an no gloves." Rogue prayed that would get her out of this situation. But unfortunately Kitty and Jean had already thought of that. Kitty dived into the bag she came with and out came four pairs of red gloves and white tights.
"Oh great." Rogue mumbled. "Ahm being held prisoner by prissy and preppy and ahm being forced to dance an sing in some lame show, seriously ah would take on apocalypse again…any day..if it would save meh from this." Rogue whispered to Wanda, but loud enough so Jean and Kitty could hear.
"Oh cheer up Rogue; you never know you might have fun." Jean smiled.
"Ok, ok, well when is this show anyway?"
"This evening, Jubilee and Amara spread the word. So the whole mansion should know by now." Jean smile grew wider at Rogue's pale expression.
"WHAT?" Rogue screamed out
"Hey don't worry we only like have to learn a couple of dance routines and like some songs, it'll like be fun!" Kitty mused, bouncing around.
"How in the hell are we gunna do all that bah tanight.?" Rogue asked exasperated, these people would be the end of her.
"Oh like shut up and enjoy yourself, now come on we gotta like get changed, oh my gosh I am so like gunna do your hair and makeup. There won't be an inch of goth left in you." Kitty said in merriment. You could almost see Rogue sigh in fear.
40 minutes later Jean and Kitty came stutting out wearing they're out fits, followed by a reluctant Wanda.
"Hey like you look so cute." Kitty giggled, the dresses fit them perfectly, they all had they're hair down. Jeans was straight as was Wanda's and Kitty's was slightly wavy.
"Like where's rogue? She like kicked me outta the bathroom when she was getting ready, like wouldn't even let me do her makeup."
"Why didn't you just phase in?" Wanda asked.
"Like it's the bathroom, she could have been naked or something." Kitty replied wrinkling her nose, Wanda simply rolled her eyes. 10 minutes later Rogue stormed into the room covered by a heavy long cloak. Her face was concealed by the hood.
"Take off the cloak Rogue. Come on, no need to be shy." Jean taunted as she used her powers to rip the cloak off.
In front of them stood a extremely different Person. He looked nothing like Rogue. Her hair was set down to her shoulders in natural curls. Her makeup was gone. The outfit showed off her great figure. The girls looked on in awe, she seemed to glow in radiance. It was that moment the rest of the girls walked in.
"We've finished all the decorations and stuff." Jubilee said as the group was suddenly taken aback by the sight in front of them.
"Now girl, why the hell were you hiding that sexy figure of yours behind all that crap?" Tabby asked which earned her a few chuckles and a glare from Rogue.
"Wow Rogue you look beautiful." Jean smiled genuinely at Rogue, who couldn't help but blush a little at the stares. Noticing the embarrassment radiating off Rogue Jean tried to move things on. "Ok Kit, the hats." Kitty then handed Jean four Santa hats, which she then handed one to Rogue, Wanda, Kitty and kept one for herself.
"Like right then Jubes like what song are we like gunna be singing and dancing to?" Kitty asked in excitement placing the hat on her head.
"Well me Tabs and Rahn been thinking that you should do summit a lil sexy you know?" Jubilee started
"So we collectively decided on the song, we think your gunna like it." Tabby then strolled over to the stereo and clicked the play button. Immediately Marilyn monroes voice filled the room.
"Gawd No." Rogue cried out, not that one.
"Oh come on imagine singing it to Remy." Jubilee joked and the rest of the girls snickered knowing full well of the on going crush Rogue and Remy had on each other. The point was proved when Rogue turned a deep red.
"Shut up. Ok if I do this then ya'll better swear ya won't bother ma again, k?" Rogue asked, they all nodded, but couldn't help the grins forming on their faces.
3 hours later.
"So vas is das about? Vere ze hell is Poitr?" Kurt asked as the entirety of the mansion sat down on seats prepared facing a stage. With a tall red curtain covering the background
"Dunno mon ami, da girls just say take a seat, apparently dey be putting on a show or sum ting." Remy replied.
"A show huh? Wonder what?" Scott enquired. The other boys simply shrugged. Xavier,Logan,Ororo,Erik and Hank all stood at the back of the room near the doors, also wondering what was going on.Jubilee and Tabby then appeared from stage left calling for silence.
"Ok guys shut up and take your seats." Tabby ordered, everyone complied, a few seconds later there was absolute silence.
"Now on behalf of the girls of the institute, we bring to you our X-man mas." Jubilee paused a second hoping for a few laughs, when she didn't receive any she preceded on "Winter wonderland." The red sheet then feel, revealing a beautifully constructed winter wonderland scene, with a red throne chair in the middle. In it sat amusingly to the audience a dressed up Poitr as Santa Clause. A few seconds later the music started.
.. buh-bum... buh-bum... buh-bum... buh-bum... buh-bum...
It then started to snow lightly on the stage. Everyone sat quietly in wonder as what was to happen.
buh-bum... buh-bum... buh-bum... buh-bum... buh-bum... buh-bum...
On the last buh-bum Jean,Kitty and Wanda stepped out wearing their little santa dresses.They walked onto centre stage to take there places and began to dance.
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Jean realised Rogue wasn't there, she continued her dance routine, and Unuspiciously raised her hand to her head during one of their dance moves.
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
A moment later, Rogue cartwheeled on from the left and landed in splits in front of the three girls. The audience were shocked, A) because Rogue was there and B) because she was wearing an identical oufit to the other girls. Jean secretively smiled to herself
Think of all tha funI've missed,
Think of all the fellahs thati haven't kissed,
Next year ah could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list.
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
They all winked and posed rather seductively. Out of breath they smiled at the audience who looked at them in awe and shock. When they realised the performance had finished, they rose in a thunderous applause. The four girls bowed, and ran off to change.
Santa baby by marilyn monroe
Haha, god that song bit was crap. How do you describe dance moves. Lol, i sorta stole it off of mean girls, the dance routine, but i can;t describe it, so ah well.
So you like, no like? Lol tell me, sorry the dance/singy thing sucked, im rather crap at writing that sort of thing, so what do you wanna happen next? Shall we have the guys sing to the girls or what? Who should get it on? Tell me! Lol and review! Chao for now, Nettlez!