Downtime with the Decepticons
Summary: Even though this has been done numerous times I decided to take a crack at depicting the Decepticons when they are both on and off the clock. I will switch between various universes.
Disclaimer: I do not own transformers. They are owned by their respectful owners which are Hasbro and Takara and possibly others. I also don't own anything else mentioned unless they are OCs.
"Normal Speech"
A/N: Expect stupidity, comedy, and other various forms of entertainment.
::Comm link::
(Mental link/Telepathy)
Chapter 1
Soundwave sits at his console in the control room. He sighs heavily for what feels like the millionth time as he listens to Megatron and Starscream fight over Megatron's plans. Normally the TIC can ignore Megatron and Starscream but today Megatron's voice just seems louder and Starscream's voice is starting to piss him off. Soundwave sees a Vehicon playing solitaire. Barricade is playing online poker against some human whose user name is evilmonkeylover. Soundwave takes out a Snoopy bobble head and sets it on top of his computer and a small monkey that slams two cymbals together when its tail is pulled. It also makes a screeching noise. Airachnid's eyes widen at Soundwave. She tries to contain her laughter but can't and starts laughing.
"Airachnid what is so funny?" Megatron demands, his patience and tolerance level already long gone.
Everyone looks over at Soundwave's computer. Laughter erupts in the room. Megatron's optic twitches.
"I have to go before I pee myself." Airachnid laughs as she runs out of the room.
"See even Soundwave is bored of you." Starscream laughs and points at Megatron.
Megatron goes to strike Starscream but before he can, Soundwave fritzes and starts bashing Starscream's face in. Megatron's eyes widen.
"He's bored all right Screamer. With you whining." Barricade laughs.
Deadend grabs Soundwave's monkey and pulls on the tail to make the monkey clap. Megatron and everyone else bursts into laughter.