A/N: I had writer's block, and just had to write this...
Dumbledore beamed at everyone in the room at Grimmauld Place 12.
"Welcome, everyone!"
Everyone stared at him.
"I have noticed that there has been rivalries and such going within the midst of the Order. To expel this unfriendliness, I have decided to make an advice column."
Fred and George began snickering quietly.
"I have decided that the column will work like this. There will be an 'advisor', and I will choose a new advisor at the end of every week randomly. All of you may write a question on a piece of parchment with your pen name on it and put it in this box." Dumbledore patted a brown cardboard box with a slit on top."The advisor only has to answer three questions a day if he or she gets too many."
"Any questions?"
Incredulous silence.
"Very well!" Dumbledore stuffed his hand into another cardboard box and pulled out a piece of parchment. "The advisor for this week is... Alastor Moody!"
Moody stared at him.
"Good day to you all!"
Dumbledore stepped into the fireplace and was engulfed by the green flames.