Odes to PAC-MAN

by Rose Verdict

So, I am restarting my Pac fanfic, and here are the poems that set it up. Kathy Andresen's life was in the toilet. Her grades were plummeting, her friends are leaving her, and Dean, the bully in her class, is more intense than ever! But after an...eventful...day at the arcade, the next attack might be the last...or...Pac-World will never be the same? Poems are a one-shot.

Hey all of you in internetland! It's me again, Rose Verdict! If you'll notice, the crossover "Kinky and the Earthly Adventures" is gone! Have no fear, two who actually read it, this is no mistake! Instead, I'm restarting it! Here's the Ode thingy, so have fun! Also, if you're confusled by all the WAKKAs, then just go to the bottom for an explanation! XD

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Odes to the Story

Pac-man

Try as I may, I can't stop going

wakka wakka wakka

Apologizing is me saying

wakka wakka wakka

I wish I could stop, say I'm sorry

wakka wakka wakka

But in the end, all I can say is

wakka wakka wakka

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Ghost Gang

Pinky wishes you'd say more than

wakka wakka wakka

Blinky's driven crazy by your

wakka wakka wakka

Inky can't think straight 'cause of your

wakka wakka wakka

Clyde wants us to free you from the

wakka wakka wakka

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Freedom

Let's see how they like it, going

wakka wakka wakka

Pac-Man disagreed with Blinky,

"Wakka wakka wakka"

Pinky told them Pac-Man meant not

wakka wakka wakka

He said, "Let's work on our freedom-"

wakka wakka wakka

and "-I hated eating you guys"

wakka wakka wakka

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Victory

A girl called Kathy came to watch him

wakka wakka wakka

but harbored in her heart a doubt that

wakka wakka wakka

was Pac-Man's only purpose-NOT!

wakka wakka wakka

Then with a 'pop' and quite a lot of

wakka wakka wakka

Before her stood her hero, saying,

"Wakka wakka wakka"

Pinky piped up, translatng that

wakka wakka wakka

"Thank you, Kathy, for freedom from-

wakka wakka wakka

-this arcade game, really a prison.

wakka wakka wakka

To show our gratitude, when you say

wakka wakka wakka

you'll have the powers of us" and-a

wakka wakka wakka

"and also, have some of these pellets"

wakka wakka wakka

"They're a surprise for you who helped us"

wakka wakka wakka

And now, my friends, we take our leave

wakka wakka wakka

As they receded out of earshot

wakka wakka wakka

Kathy ate a pellet and said

wakka wakka wakka

She walked right home and felt like singing

wakka wakka wakka.

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Okay, so long story short, PAC-MAN and the Ghost Gang are trapped in the arcade game and are bored out of their minds, so they come up with a plan. Anyone who comes to play, but doesn't fully believe that the characters are only pieces of code, will unknowingly free the characters. Then Kathy Andresen comes along and fits those requirements, so the now-free characters give her some pellets and let her have the power of them when she says 'wakka wakka wakka.' Then they all go their separate ways. If you want to see the rest of the story, then go to the Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures section of the site for Kinky and the Earthly Adventures. Also, see my profile page for the mega-disclaimer.

Happy Paccing! :)P

Rose Verdict