2 After Lockdown: Part One

'Medication Mania'

(Updated to fix Anise's name)

(After the episode Lockdown where Anubis ran around on the base, but before Zero Hour where the plant took over the base and Gilmore reviews Jack.)

AN: My heart started to race when I seen that it was Anubis who was causing the memory loss. I almost died laughing when Daniel was asking who shot him. Daniel is wounded in the left arm…I think he needs a week off to recuperate, don't you?

(By the way, if you have any friends that have let's say a broken arm…it's not a good idea to take them out into public when they are medicated! I learned that the hard way.)

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SGC

It was all settled. After being forced to stay on base waiting for Anubis to try for the Stargate, everyone needed some time to relax. SG 1, 3, and 6 were sent on leave. Teal'c was going to hang out with Daniel till his arm started to feel better. All of their off world excursions were given to other teams. Sam had a paper she was writing about quantum physics in practical applications, and decided to do it at home at night when she got in from the base. Jack still had lots of paperwork.

Sam was in her office copying a few things to disk to take home with her for the night. Her eyes were glowing with anticipation of finishing her paper. As she went to turn off her computer she seen she had an email from on base.

When she opened it, she read it out loud. "Hey, how are you today? Just wanted to say I think you're a hottie too." It was not signed, and she wondered at who sent it. She accessed the information and seen it was a remote terminal used by everyone on base. Hottie hu? Didn't Pete call Anise a hottie when we left Jack's a while back? Jack, could he have sent this? She forced herself to close her computer off when Daniel stumbled into her office.

"Heeeeey, Sam." Daniel's words slurred.

"Hey, yourself." Sam gazed at Daniel's goofy expression as he moved his left arm slightly that was in a sling from being shot. "Are you ok?"

"Oooooh, yea. Just fine." While blinking his eyes several times, he leaned on the doorframe. "Dr. Brightman gave me pain killers for my arm. All those killers are dancing around inside my arm attacking the pain." He started laughing while holding his right hand over his shoulder while wiggling his fingers. "I think they have moved on to my head." He then mimicked the hand movements over his head and made funny sounds.

At that second, Jack and Teal'c came around the corner and seen Daniel standing in the doorway.

"What ya doing?" Jack asked Daniel.

Daniel froze with his hand over his head, "I'm not sure. What am I doing?"

"Looks like you're doing a Mexican hat dance." Jack folded his arms and peered over Daniel's shoulder to see what Sam thought.

Sam just shrugged her shoulders trying not to laugh.

Daniel put his arm down, "Yea, sorry."

"I do not believe it wise for you to consume your daily teas while on your pain medication Daniel Jackson." Teal'c appeared to be serious about the matter.

"Daniel, what were you coming to see me about?" Sam helped him sit down.

"Uuuuuuuh, its in my bag here. Let's talk about it later. I can't seem to…uuuuh. What was I talking about? Was it Rogaine for men to grow their hair back?" He closed his eyes a started leaning out of the chair chuckling. He opened his eyes and abruptly pointed at Sam. "You, you with Hammond's hair. Hurry, use the shampoo!" Daniel laughed till his eyes watered, and then he closed his eyes again.

"Teal'c, where you taking him?" Jack had one hand on Daniel's good shoulder holding him in place.

"To duct tape his mouth?" Sam interjected while smiling thinking of herself with Hammond's almost complete baldhead.

"We are going to his apartment." Teal'c responded.

"Why don't you two come over to my house? I will be in and out of the house working on my paper." Sam smiled at Teal'c. "I'll cook ya dinner."

Daniel finally woke up and found himself in Sam's car with Teal'c, "What's going on?"

"Samantha has invited us to stay at her house. We are currently going shopping. Are you awake enough for that?" Teal'c smirked seeing Daniel was still under the influence of his medication and herbal tea.

What's in Store

Once inside the large grocery store, Sam got a cart and thought about putting Daniel in one of the kids racing car carts. Teal'c could push him around. "If you guys see anything you want, just put it into the cart."

Sam stopped to pick out some fruit as the two guys she brought kept walking. Teal'c picked out a bottle of organic apple juice. He peered to his left and seen two very attractive young ladies looking at them. To that he raised an eyebrow and one of the girls giggled. Teal'c whispered to Daniel that two lovely ladies were standing near by and to try and control himself.

Daniel, still feeling euphoric and lacking his usual inhibitions, leaned around Teal'c to see what he was talking about. "Woooo, look at the sexies over there. Hot! They're looking at us."

"Daniel Jackson, lower your voice. They can hear you." Teal'c looked a little discomfited.

Daniel was unaware he was speaking out loud, "Love the little black skirt. Sam said to put anything we want into the cart, do HOTTIES count?"

The girls who were in their mid-twenties were use to men ogling, but he was causing them to pause and gape at him in confusion.

Sam heard what Daniel was saying and came over considering the car cart thing again. "Daniel the medication is affecting you. Here eat something." Sam hoped that would keep his mouth busy.

She handed him a bag of trail mix to which he opened. The amount of pressure he opened it which caused it to burst out everywhere. It even landed in the black wavy hair of one of the girls who Daniel was talking about.

Sam's House the Following Day

Daniel awoke to the aroma of food being cooked. He opened his eyes and didn't recognize where he was. All he knew was his arm hurt and some one was cooking. As he swung his feet over the bed to stand up, he had the vague memory of stroking a beautiful woman's long black hair. Is this her house? He seen his medication bottle on the nightstand and took one.

While walking into the next room, he realized he was at Sam's house. "Sam, hello?"

"In here Daniel." Sam was fixing lunch. "You hungry?"

As they sat eating a chicken soup that Sam made, Daniel started to remember the day before. "What exactly happened yesterday?" He picked up a cracker and nibbled.

Sam stopped eating and looked at Teal'c letting him know to tell him. "You took your medication and drank some tea. Apparently, the combination makes you act different. You told Samantha she had hair like Hammond. While shopping, you asked me if you could put women into the cart."

"I did that? Well, I remember a woman with long black hair. Something about brushing her hair, was that her?" Daniel was starting to get pictures of the woman smiling at him.

Sam leaned forward, "Yea, that was her. You freaked her out so bad she practically ran from the store with her friend. Poor Teal'c couldn't even get her friend's number. I was forced to make you get inside a car cart and let Teal'c push you around."

"You put me in a cart like a kid? How do you know she was freaked out?" Daniel was becoming upset.

Sam had taken a picture of Teal'c pushing the cart with Daniel pretending to steer it while making car noises. She printed it out and had it on the refrigerator. She pointed to it.

"Do you remember her yelling for you to let her go? She called you an ape man." Teal'c interjected.

"Why would she do that?" He now thought they must be over exaggerating.

Sam started giggling knowing she also took another picture with her cell phone and had already emailed it to Jack. The email was titled Ape Man Spotted.

"You opened a bag of trail mix and it went everywhere even into her hair. You used your right hand to pick out the sunflower seeds from her hair. Your left arm was wrapped at your waist." Teal'c raised his eyebrows remembering the glances from the other shoppers.

Sam interjected, "That was not so bad, but then you started bouncing up and down while eating the sunflower seeds. It didn't help that you were making animal noises."

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A/N: So what ya think? Funny? Yes, No, please tell. My truth is not that far from this fiction. You can leave one word or one sentence. It would make my little day if you left more.

Oh and to the email by Shipper42, Thanks! I will try to keep it shorter…how was the length of this compared to the first one I did? Thanks again.

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Leia