A Ramen Story
by Hopper4546
Naruto woke up, tired from all the training. The sun showed bright through his crystal clear windows. His eyes quickly turned to a squint. Horrible he felt. So horrible, he wanted Ramen for breakfast. He stuttered over. Naruto key turned, the case opened. BAM! "Are you shittin' me?!" It opened, only to whack painfully into his eyes. Naruto couldn't find his Ramen. It was all gone.
"Where did it go?" His eyes opened wide! He ran and looked in his closet. Naruto shuffled through all his uniforms. Under his bed, nothing but a picture of Sakura and a ramen can. In his bathroom, but nothing. "I want my Ramen!" Naruto dashed to the Ramen shop. His eyes opened even wider, "Oh, my, DAMN. You sons of bitches! Whoever did this is in a bad Mother Fucker. The shop was completely wrecked.
Naruto looked all around. Left, right, forward, and backwards. He saw 7 naked girls in a pile. They started to move, and out from under cam Pervy Sage. Naruto smacked Jiraiya in the face. "What?" Jiraiya asked sleepily. He stood up. The last thing Naruto wanted to see. Jiraiya was naked too, an ugly sight. A girl woke up, and she put her legs out. Jiraiya says to her "You're my favorite!" with a grin on his face. He stared at her. "Naruto what do you want?" Jiraiya says. "Wheres my Ramen?" Naruto exclaimed. "Naruto, can't you see I'm in the middle of something!" He went back to the pile, to make love. "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Gimme that, ohhhhh…." The girl said.
Sasuke and Sakura walked over. "Jiraiya, seriously! Get a room!" Sasuke said.
"I'll get in a room with you Sasuke." Sakura tried out. Hoping something would happen. Sasuke answers "Actually, I'm feeling the mood." He took off his shirt and pants, and sakura took off her shirt and pants. The two were in their undies. As they walked in to a motel, I saw Sasuke take off her bra. Sakura quickly closed the shades.
"Oh, Sasuke. The Uchihis do it sooo, well." Sakura loved the way they loved. They rolled back and forth. Sasuke's hands a mouth explored. "You mean you got laid with Itachi?" Sasuke asked. "Yes! Every bit was my pride and joy. He does it much better than you!" Sakura exclaimed. "Oh, then I'll break his record!" Sasuke exclaimed. Under sakuras breath, she yipped for joy.
Naruto walks into their love affair. "You guys should lock the door!"
And he walks out disturbed.