" Mr.J the rain is cold!" I pouted all the way back to the appartment. We finally made it up to the third floor of the " crappy appartments" that me and puddie rented out. From the end of the dim light hallway we saw a bright green note on the door " EVECTED" in big black lettering the note screamed.
" What!" I hear a loud shout and a couple of muffled curse words come out of Joker. He spins around on one foot and walks back to the stairwell.
" Mr.J where ya' goin'?" " To vampire's place."
" What about all our stuff?"
He looks at me with dark eye's and say's " What stuff" as we shuffle are way out the door to, Candice ST. in south gotham.

-at Vampire's-

Earlier vampire kindly allowed us privlage to her house,
as long as we clean up after ourselves. The guest room was nice,
a queen sized bed with black and white striped conforters plus matching pillows. The walls were a deep purple with one vintage burlesque poster framed up on the wall. "It is beutiful!" I said to myself.
" So you guys conftorable?" Vampire asked me while she strumed on her electric gutair.
" Ya it's great! " I replied.

-dinner-

" O.k. guy and girl, plus me-wha. I made us some mac & cheese and some strawberrie cake for dessert." vampire said in her best T.V. chef voice, placing the food on the table.
Joker takes a bite of the food and says " Hey Harley, I think I found your replacement." Evryone laughed, But I didn't find it funny.