Hey Puddin's, so I know this is random but I wrote it a LONG time ago but was holding off on posting it cause I wanted to turn it into a comic. But my art skills suck and It's been a while since I've posted. So here you guys go. I also just joined AO3 and put all my stories on there. This came to me in the shower and legit took maybe 10 minutes. It's just pure silliness tbh.


(Open to all 5 of the known exceeds jump on the bed)

Singer: Five Little Exceeds Jumping on the bed

One fell off and Bumped his head (Lector falls off)

(Lucy picks up phone)Mama called Polyusica and Polyusica said

Polyusica: No More Exceeds jumping on the bed

Singer: Four Little Exceeds Jumping on the bed

One fell off and Bumped her head (Charle falls off)

(Lucy picks up phone)Mama called Polyusica and Polyusica said

Polyusica: No More Exceeds jumping on the bed

Singer: Three Little Exceeds Jumping on the bed

One fell off and Bumped his head (Lily falls off)

(Lucy picks up phone)Mama called Polyusica and Polyusica said

Polyusica: No More Exceeds jumping on the bed

Singer: Two Little Exceeds Jumping on the bed

One fell off and Bumped Its head (Frosch falls off)

(Lucy picks up phone)Mama called Polyusica and Polyusica said

Polyusica: No More Exceeds jumping on the bed

Singer: One Little Exceed Jumping on the bed

He fell off and Bumped his head (Happy falls off)

(Lucy picks up phone)Mama called Polyusica and Polyusica said

Polyusica: Fuck those exceeds I'm going back to bed


Well there you go. If anyone wants to create a comic based on this please go ahead and tag me in it!

'till next time puddins