The Absolutely Fantabulous Forbidden Love

by ChaMeleonNinja812

The absolutely fantabulous Hiccup harem fanfic about his absolutely fantabulous harem consisting of absolutely everyone including his absolutely fantabulous ma and some absolutely fantabulous dude. Please leave an absolutely fantabulous review! Rated M for absolute fantabulousness.

1. Prolog

Oh, ye came for the harem did ya?Well guess what? The summary wuz alie The title wuz a lie!! I lied to ye!!! Heck even yo mama lied to ye!!! Ye ain't her kid, ye're th' prince o Nigeria, stolen as a baby, ye were! Yo 'ole life wuz a LIE

*clears throat*

So anyways, proceed if you dare, noble prince, and face horrors far beyond your imagination!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..HACk.

*clears throat again*

Owww I think I strained my vocal chords again...owww...