POOL PLAY

Story for: Kimmy-1016

Disclaimer: I don`t own Naruto. If I did I would not have to go to some sucky school and I would be able to draw *sigh* good for you Masashi Kishimoto

AN/warnings: funny violence, HUGE hammers, and some OOC at the end

One day at the local pool Iruka and Kakashi where watching Sasuke and Naruto play in the pool. There was an evil look on Sasuke's face, and he went underwater. He pulled Naruto under seconds later. When they came back up Sasuke jumped out of the pool holding Naruto`s swim trunks! Sasuke ran and Naruto yelled, "SASUKE YOU TEME! COME BACK HERE!"

When Iruka realized what happened, he brought a HUGE hammer, the head almost as big as him! He chased Sasuke through most of the village. Once they were near the woods, they passed Tsunade who became angry and began chasing them both.

When Iruka finally caught Sasuke, they were deep in the woods. He flattened him like an accordion after taking the shorts. Iruka stuck out his tongue like a little kid and said "gotcha!" then BAM! Tsunade knocked both of them out with one hit!

Five hours later, they started to wake up. The y were confused-how had they gotten out here, why were they asleep, and why did Iruka have a pair of swim trunks in his hand…NARUTO! HE'S STILL IN THE POOL! They both took off –Iruka grabbed Sasuke by his ear-at inhuman speed back in the direction of the pool. When they arrived, they saw Naruto at the bottom of the pool, blue and shriveled up. Iruka jumped in, still holding Sasuke by his ear, to rescue poor little Naru-chan. He pulled them out again and proceeded to perform CPR.

When Naruto regained consciousness, he looked at both of them then at himself. He snatched his shorts from Iruka and then just stared at them. All at once, he began beating Sasuke while yelling obscenities at both he and Iruka.

A couple of days passed and Naruto's plan for revenge against Sasuke was complete. His great plan was to trap Sasuke. Since girls are always chasing him he'll be mauled and molested by all of his fan-girls! Hehe hehe…*clears throat*… he'll never see it coming! Believe it! The next day after school, Naruto set his plan in motion. He announced one of his usual challenges to Sasuke, but this time, instead of attacking outright, he let a clone attack leading the unsuspecting boy to a post in the middle of the field. There, the real Naruto appeared from behind; he trapped him. Naruto proceeded to tie him securely to the post, smiled, then disappeared in a puff of smoke after yelling "OH MY GOD SASUKE'S TIED TO A POST!" in the high-pitched voice of his sexy jutsu.

The real Naruto (I'm serious this time ^-^) watched as a huge swarm of girls-and the occasional guy-came screaming and yelling, surrounding the dark-haired brunette. Sasuke yelled at the top of his lungs: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU DOBE!" breaking out of the ninja rope with a psychotic glint in his eye. Naruto's eyes widened and he took off towards Iruka's home.

When Sasuke arrived, seeing his anger Iruka questioned him. He replied, "He tied me up so they could kill me. Now I'm going to kill HIM! "

"What…" he didn't get a chance to finish as Sasuke launched himself at the blonde who had been smirking behind Iruka's back.

Kakashi appeared, everyone wondering where he came from, and grabbed Sasuke by the ear. "Come on. Let's take a walk." Sasuke started to squirm and whine like a two year-old having a temper tantrum. His whining steadily rose and the others could hear him saying, "I wanna kill him! I wanna kill him! Lemme go!"

Naruto laughed evilly causing Iruka to look at him. "Ruka-chan can you buy me some ramen?" he asked putting on the innocent look he knew Iruka couldn't resist.

AN: sorry about any errors. Please review…I know Sasu would never do such a thing but it was just too cute and funny to resist. ^_^…chibi Sasu having a tantrum… too cute*passes out*