This really happened between me and my bestie (Georgia) in English and she said "This would an awesome fan-fic. Don't forget to mention me.". I didn't forget. In this I'm Blaine and she's Sam.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the awesomeness that is Blam.
Blaine: You have emotion?
(Sam Punches Blaine)
Blaine:Ouch!
Sam: I'm not R2D2 , I'm not C3PO! I have emotion I'm like...Darth Vader.
Blaine: Misunderstood?
Sam: Highly emotional
Blaine (Coughs): And sleeps around.