Disclaimer: i do not own Tobi or Naruto, but i own the cookies
One 'calm' Day in the Akatsuki 's base
"Oh look the last cookie I'll take it!!!" Tobi exclaimed
"Hands off THE COOKIE"
"Who said that?"
"Me, Konan, right here" Konan said, sweat dropping.
"Oh, hi mind if I have the cookie?"
"YES YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFOON, GIVE IT TO ME OR FACE THE PAIN OF 72 HOURS OF PAPER CUTS!"
"Please???"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cookie on top?"
"If you give me the cookie I'll let you eat a cookie."
"Okay"
2 seconds earlier
Pein abruptly woke up. "My cookie senses are tingling"
"GIVE ME COOKIE, MINE!!!!!!! Yum" Pein 'happened' to know about the cookie and ate it.
"Tobi, you lost my cookie, prepare to feel the pain of 72 HOURS OF PAPER CUTS!!!!!!!!!"
"What about my cookie???"