This is just a two-shot. If you like, please review. If you hate, please review. If you're ambivilant... Please review then too! I just like feedback, I'm a needy person. Anyway, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I only own Kaze, my friend own Kiara, and neither of us owns anyone else.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun, you're sooo smart!" Sakura squeals, immediately latching onto his arm. Not too far away, Kiara and Kaze gag.
"She makes me sick," Kaze announces, licking her Popsicle as she and her best friend sit on a roof.
"I don't know," Kiara weakly argues. "She's not-" Sakura's incessant giggling reaches them from below and Kiara gags in response. "I can't even try to defend her," she says instead. "She's finally getting to me."
Kaze laughs before swallowing her Popsicle whole. "I have an idea," she says, turning to her best friend, her eyes twinkling. Kiara eyes her warily, still licking her Popsicle. "Let's pretend to be Sakura and Ino!"
Kiara chokes on her Popsicle, effectively dropping it to the ground below. "Y'mean, flirt with Sasuke while latched onto his arm?" Kiara asks, grinning mischievously. "I like how you think!"
"And you thought I was only full of bad ideas," Kaze chides as they jump off the roof to follow Sakura and Sasuke.
"Oh, you are, and this is definitely the worst," Kiara says, spotting their prey. "But I've been wanting to knock that pink-haired freak and blonde-haired snob down a peg or two for a while."
As if summoned, Ino appears next to Sasuke, also flirting with him. When the two girls let go to begin to fight verbally and Sasuke tries to tell them not to fight, Kiara and Kaze take their chance.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun, you're so smart!" Kiara squeals, mocking Sakura's high tone and latching onto one of his arms. He stares at her in surprise for a moment before Kaze joins in.
"Yea, you're the coolest, Sa-su-ke-kun!" Kaze adds, batting her eyes up at him seductively and grabbing his other arm.
Sasuke's mouth drops open in surprise at hearing Kaze use his full name. "Um... Are you two ill?" He asks finally, looking back and forth between the girls.
Kiara and Kaze each fake a high-pitched giggle, saying, "Sasuke-kun, you are so funny!"
"Let's go on a date, Sasuke-kun!" Kiara says, pulling on his one arm.
"Yea, Sasuke-kun, a date would be fun!" Kaze agrees, pulling on his other arm. The two effectively lead a stunned Sasuke away, leaving two fuming girls behind.