Well, I have no idea where this idea came from. I hope that it's so funny and odd that you like it. And here's a spoiler already. I hope you like strange pairings... There will be future chapters! Here it is! Please Review!
I Got Drunk While Sleepwalking
Chapter 1
My New Wife
Sonic was in his bed sleeping and he rolled over on each side like some sort of pattern. He eventually rolled over on his left side and felt something touch his hand. He slowly opened his eyes and he saw a pair of beautiful eyes and very large "twins" in front of his face. The bat girl opened up her eyes slowly and saw a blue hedgehog with a ring on his finger staring right at her with a petrified look.
Sonic and Rouge were in bed. Together. As a couple. Sonic and Rouge both screamed at a loud pitch and jumped out of bed. Sonic was wearing nothing but red boxers. Rouge was wearing a white bra and a white thong. "How did this happen!" Sonic asked, very scared.
"I don't know! And why the Hll do we have rings on our fingers?" Rouge asked screaming. It was about 30 seconds and still no answer. "SONIC, YOU PERVERT! QUIT STARING AT MY CHEST AND ANSWER ME!"
"Oops. Sorry. So anyway, I have no idea how this happened!"
"Ok, Ok, let's think back. Where were we last night?" Sonic and Rouge thought back about it and Sonic spoke up. "Well, last night..."
Flashback
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Sonic was running at high speed. He kept running till he saw Shadow and Knuckles at the end of a street. "Hey guys. What's up?"
"Nothing...yet. I just have a feeling that something bad is going to happen. Always does." Shadow said with confidence in the forces of Bad luck.
"You worry too much." Knuckles smurked at Shadow.
"No, I worry the exact right amount. You can never worry too much."
"You guys..." Sonic said.
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End Flashback
Sonic was staring at the ceiling laughing to himself about that day. Rouge stared at him with a blank look on her face. "What did that have to do with anything?" Rouge asked sounding annoyed.
"I don't know, but it was so funny. I remember it like it was yesterday...we got drunk...OH MY GOD! WE GOT DRUNK! IT WAS YESTERDAY! I ACTUALLY REMEMBER A FLASHBACK!"
Then, the phone rang. Rouge picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hey, Rouge?"
"Yes, who is this?"
"Tails."
"What is it?"
"I can see you half naked."
"WHAT?" Rouge looked out the window and Tails was looking at Rouge with binoculars while flying in mid-air. Sonic looked at Tails and said "Tails?"
"Yes, Sonic?"
"If you want to keep those two tails, you'll go back to your workshop right now." Tails was quickly frightened and he flew back home.
The phone rang again. Sonic answered it this time. "Hello?"
"Sonic? It's Knuckles. I'm with Amy."
"Yes…and?"
"We woke up together."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I don't know either. It must have had something to do with last night. We have rings on our fingers too."
"Man, that's weird."
"That's not half of it. We've figured out what happened. We got…married last night."
Sonic then hung up the phone with great force and shouted, "OH MY GOD! ROUGE, WE'RE MARRIED!"
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How will this be concluded? How the heck did this happen? Why am I asking U all these questions? Find out, next chapter!