Author's Note: The characters being used in this poem are all made up by me. I used the most common and general OC's as inspiration, but the characteristics of each were completely made up by me. So any similarities to any real OC's are purely coincidence.

If there are indeed similarities, and your OC contains any of these Sue traits, I mean no offence. This was purely for laughs only.

At least one or two of these are not actual Sues, but just annoying characters.

~ The Adventure Time Mary-Sue ~

Stories like this are nothing new,
they grow very old and stale.
These stories had many AT Mary Sue,
so let me share with you this tale.

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First there's your typical human girl
even though Finn and Moe are the only,
she ends up being Finn's whole world
when she's honestly just a big phony.

There's nothing special about this one,
their creator did not even try!
When reading her story, you're already done
once she's paired with the cute human guy.

She thought her readers liked her a lot.
If they said so, then they had lied.
This story not having a plot
was the real reason this fic had died.

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Adventure Princess is another chick
who quickly catches Finn's attention,
then is pulled into the adventure clique
... please do not make me mention.

She's better than Finn in every way
and around those boys she will linger,
in order for her to save the day
she barely has to lift a finger!

She's the "victim" of some family curse,
she figured her readers would like it.
But wait, it gets worse,
her "royal pet" is her sidekick.

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Water Princess is "better" for Finn
since with her he will never get burned,
thankfully his heart she would never win
since Flame Princess was who he yearned.

She's this sickeningly perfect thing
who in no way resembles water,
apparently she knows how to "sing"
and is Ice King's adopted daughter.

She throws herself at all of the boys,
eventually there'll be no more!
She acts as if they're nothing but toys,
well there is a future whore ...

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Then there's the Vampire vixen,
who acts like she is a Queen.
But that could have been forgiven,
had she not been "besties" with Marceline.

She doesn't love Finn, which is new,
But she acts angry at the world.
This doesn't really make her a Sue,
But one hell of an annoying girl!

Somehow she's dating the gender-bend Marshy
and was around during the Mushroom War,
Did she know Simon and Marcy?
Doesn't matter cause her story's a bore.

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Lastly there's the dreaded insert,
possibly the biggest Sue of all.
Her family is who she would soon desert,
through a portal is how she would fall.

The parents don't know that she's gone,
yet she's been missing for almost two months.
But the Land of Ooo is where she would spawn,
so who cared about those two runts?

Apparently it's okay, she won't be alone
and there her life can not worsen.
It's because of this that she will not go home,
where in the hell is missing persons?!

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These characters are not all that great,
they were not developed very well.
And it was many a Mary Sue trait
that had sent their stories to hell.

They're characters without any glory,
Unless you already knew.
If not, well you've now heard the story
of the Adventure Time Mary Sue.

Fin