Dis is mi frist stor evah so b nice cuz im still lerning boot ritting adn evehthing dis stry iz a homstuck fanfic cuz HOMESICK ROKS! its abot my awsum oc whos alut leik me so dunt mak fun ov her cuz udderwize ull b makin fin ov me and dat wood be men.
i relly hop u guiz lik it! Mu bf sed it wuz supur gud nd I now he woodnt ly 2 me and b rlly nice 2 me bcuz uthurwize my bf wil get mad u!
I wunt 2 spred the massage of crist wit dis story! i want evah1 2 now dat jesus nd god luv dem! (jEGUS and gog lolollolklollollllolllllololllllolollopplollolol)
Nyway on wit da story! I rlly hop u guys injoy it! N
mu nam iz Lavinder Pirope makara CAptor Legion smith (cuz im relatted 2 terzi nd gamzee adn Solix nd nepta butt i dunt no dat yet. Im also realated tu god (gog lololoololollollllolllllol) and dat iz why i hav Smith in ma name, cuz in dis gods last nam is smith)
I lif in hevan. Ive lived in Heven mi hole life. Dats bucuz im half angle. Im also half troll nd half wolf, nd im a ranbow drinker (dats wut troll vampirs r called and sinse i hav troll in me Im caled a ranbow drunker insted ov a vampir, cuz vAmpres r human nd hymans r LAMB!
"HULLO LANVADER MI DAUTER HOW R U 2DAY?' god (gog lolololo) sed.
"Helo dad." i sed cuz im gods dauter.
'DER IS SUMTING INCOMPETENT I HAV 2 TELL I MI DAITER!' He sad
ok butt hold on cuz im super tired." I sed
'OK.' he sed and i went 2 slep
In mu dream i wuz on a moon caled "gromdarks mun!' (in dis story grimdark is a planet insted ov dat stuoid ting dat rose went cuz she tinks shes all cool nd dakr! (If u lik ros go away cuz she suks!) mi dremself didnt live on prospit or derse insted I loved on Grimdark.
I wuz fliing arond on grimdarks moon wen suddunly i herd sumting frum the Great gRimdark prophets! Der lik skaya or da gods ov da farthist ring but fir da grimdark dreamers, so unly me
'Lavender! U must wack up so dat ur grate nd powdfully fahter cn tell u wut u muts her!"
So i wok up!
'wut is it dad?" i aksed
'WELL. he sed but sedenly da scren tunred balck!
Oooooooooh wut do u tink will happin?! Bbb b leve me a gud revew seyin wut u tink wil hapen nd wut u think god (gog lololollollolollolol) needs 2 tell her! Also sey if u thonk it wuz gud!