Hello Guys! I promise I'll get on with updating Leaving a Note and More Time. Thanks for being awesome and not giving me any flames so far! This is a series of Johnlock texts written by my awesome friend RavenclawMerlinFan and me. So this started off as just a fun thing RavenclawMerlinFan and I did on Facebook- just randomly slipping into role play. She wrote all the Sherlock bits, and I did all of John's. We'll keep updating this whenever we role play; so review and give us prompts on what to write about next.
A/N by RavenclawMerlinFan: Feel sorry for me; I had to go through and edit this and correct all of her grammar mistakes.
Disclaimer: We don't own Sherlock; Moftiss and ACD do.
Sherlock Holmes:
BORED, JOHN.
John Watson:
Again?
Sherlock Holmes:
Yes.
Sherlock Holmes:
I finished all my cases while you were in the shower earlier.
Sherlock Holmes:
John come home.
John Watson:
No Sherlock. I'll be back tomorrow.
Sherlock Holmes:
...I'll shoot the wall again.
John Watson:
You don't know where my gun is.
Sherlock Holmes:
Oh John. You do underestimate me.
Sherlock Holmes:
*bang bang*
John Watson:
Dammit Sherlock. It's MY gun if you shoot the wall and one of the neighbours calls the police, I'll be the one who gets arrested!
Sherlock Holmes:
Lestrade would never let them arrest me; I'm their greatest asset.
It's Mrs Hudson you should be worried about.
She might throw me out of the flat.
And then what would you do?
John Watson:
Praise the Lord
Sherlock Holmes:
...
John Watson:
Just behave. What do you want me to do?
Sherlock Holmes:
Come home.
John Watson:
No John. I'm on a date with Sarah; unlike you I do have a love life!
Sherlock Holmes:
Sarah's boring.
Sherlock Holmes:
And she doesn't like me.
John Watson:
Sherlock you told her she was trying too hard
Sherlock Holmes:
…But she was
John Watson:
Dammit Sherlock you can't just tell her that!
Sherlock Holmes:
Yes I can.
Sherlock Holmes:
Ooh Lestrade's here
John Watson:
Thank god. Does he have a case or is he there to see me?
Sherlock Holmes:
I don't know
Sherlock Holmes:
I haven't let him in
John Watson:
SHERLOCK!
Sherlock Holmes:
I can't be bothered
He can stay out there
Sherlock Holmes:
Ooh he's shouting at me now.
Sherlock Holmes:
Something about urgent police business...
John Watson:
Let him in.
Sherlock Holmes:
But he's boring. And stupid.
John Watson:
He just texted me. It's a case from Mycroft, and it's IMPORTANT. If you don't let him in I'll call Mycroft.
Sherlock Holmes:
You wouldn't.
John Watson:
Yes I would.
John Watson:
Just texted him. He'll be there in a few minutes
John Watson:
Sherlock?
John Watson:
Is there a case?
John Watson:
Should I come?
John Watson:
Sarah's glaring at me.
John Watson:
Sherlock.
Sherlock Holmes:
Nope, no case. Just Mycroft going on about some boring files that have been lost that threaten the safety of the UK or something
Sherlock Holmes:
Nothing interesting
John Watson:
It is of NATIONAL IMPORTANCE SHERLOCK.
Sherlock Holmes:
...And?
National importance means BORING.
John Watson:
Suit yourself.
John Watson:
Sarah says she'll dump me if I don't stop texting.
Sherlock Holmes:
Ooh good.
John Watson:
No Sherlock not good.
It means I'll be single. Don't you understand?
Sherlock Holmes:
Yes.
John Watson:
No. You. Don't. When I'm single I've got no-one who cares about me and no-one to care about. Except you. And you're 'Mr Married to My Work'
Sherlock Holmes:
You are part of my work.
John Watson:
Wait what?
Sherlock Holmes:
I'm married to my work.
And you're part of my work.
John Watson:
Wait, are you actually saying you care about me?
Sherlock Holmes:
Yes.
John Watson:
I thought caring was a disadvantage.
Sherlock Holmes:
I want you in my bedroom in 5 minutes. Wearing the deerstalker, and ONLY the deerstalker.
John Watson:
I'm coming home.
If convenient, review. If not review anyway. Thanks! We'll put up the next chapter soon!
A/N from RavenclawMerlinFan: Yes so I totally stole the last bit from crabstickz's Sherlock parody ( watch?v=0CL-QUltYGY); we do not own it.