Sam the Hammer User- Sam is our runt of her siblings. She may be weak, but she is strong in heart, she will not give up until the quest is complete, even if it ends in failure. Her brother, Drillz, made special gloves for her to be able to lift her-a hammer, so without them, she's-a gonna use da Long Sword...-a. She is also a bit psychotic, making up her own stories of situations and people, mainly replacing reality with her own. She owns the War Hammer
Alfred the Gunlancer- The 2nd oldest brother of Drillz and Sam. He is a role model to many of his peers, and is the 2nd strongest of the siblings. He is also very, very, very, EXTREMELY brutal. The only Gunlance his siblings have seen go brutal is the Iron Gunlance, taking down a Rathian in very few shots. He owns the Flamethrower
Drillz the Switch Axeman- He is the middle child of Sam and Alfred, and the smartest of the siblings. With his trusty backpack, he can alternate between many weapons, and when being considerate, he shares his weapons if his siblings break theirs during a quest. He is also an expert Dual Blade user, using Twin Acrus to bring down a Rathian and a Ratholos together. He's been known around his hometown to fiddle in alchemy. He owns the Bolt Axe
Cryotic the Archer- He is a celebrity among many Archers, mainly for his famous chaotic laughs during hunts. He was victim to many fanfictions with PewDiePie and CinnamonToastKen. He owns the Type 64 Multibow I
Ian the Light Bowgunner- The childminded man that can't seem to get his way when Anthony wrecks his stuff. He is also the victim of many, MANY, yaoi fanfictions with Anthony. Oh I'm sorry Anthony, I meant to say Ant, or Anth. He owns the Blizzard Cannon
Anthony the Heavy Bowgunner-The selfie-addicted friend of Ian, always taking selfies with an unconcious monster or a sleeping one. What a psycho! Together with Ian, they form Smosh! (Can someone, preferably the Smosh cast to see how many yaoi fanfictions there are about them?) He owns the Dual Threat
Yamimash the Knight- A foreign man that is well known around Moga Island for his hilarious screams. That, or because he's British. It'a just known he comes from a mysterious land on the other side of the world. He owns the Eternal Strife
Markiplier the Great Swordsman- The same as Yamimash, except he has different colored hair, deeper voice, and much more stronger with his MUSCLES! His alternate persona is a pink mustachioed man with a very thick accent, named Wilfred Warfstache for unknown reasons. He is very sane, but very insane at the same time. He owns the Ravager Blade
Minx the Dual Swordsman- She works with Markiplier at some quests. Sam is a big fan of her. But Sam thinks she may have an interest in Markiplier, but Sam clearly doesn't know that she is already together with another Dual Blade user, Krism. She owns the Jaggid Shotels
CinnamonToastKen the Long Swordsman- A great friend of Minx and Markiplier. He has an alternate persona by the name of Man. He has saved Markiplier and Minx so many times, he is covered in battle scars. He shares the same fate as Cry, the fanfictions man, the fanfictions! He owns the Bleeding Cross
PewDiePie the Lancer- An extremely famous YouTuber known worldwide. He may look weak, but he is extremely strong. He is known for all the Deviljhos, and Zinogres he has slain, and his famous "Brofist". He owns the Red Tail
The Grump Hunter Horns- The group of hunters that bicker with each other while Barry plays different music that raises the stats for the other hunters. The others standing out from the rest is Dan, for his singing and superlative aim with his bowguns, Ross, for being an awesome chef, Arin, for... crossbow action? And Suzy, for being a complete bad-ass!. They own Arin: Diablos Hornbow I, Suzy: Chainslaughter, Dan: Durambarrel, Barry: Barigurio, and Ross: Carapace Sword