A/N: Take it that Mario signed a peace treaty with Bowser so Bowser won't kidnap Princess Peach and Mario will not stomp on koopas unless Bowser gives his permission.
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario. (Good thing since Mario logic is off the charts CRAZY.) I simply do this for fun and don't earn any money (euro, dollars, yen, coins, power stars, etc.) doing this.
Chapter 1: The Legend of the Hack Star
'The legendary hacked star was sealed away for good after the first magikoopa had finally been defeated by the power of the Grand Star Sprits. But the magikoopa threw out his last trump card, he cursed the Grand Star Sprits and locked them in Grand Stars and screamed out, 'Thou shall know pain and death when thy wielder of le Hacked Star arrives one thousand cosmic years later after thy RED MUSTACHE MAN brings peace and tranquil to the flourishing yet to come Mushroom Kingdom!" And with his final words the first magikoopa exploded into star bits.' Rosalina closed the book as she finished the last chapter. Apparently Mario felt bored and wanted to visit the comet observatory and found Rosalina in the library reading 'The Legend of the Hacked Star' to the lumas.
"Oh hi Mario, I didn't see you come in," Rosalina said in her usual melodious voice, slightly blushing. Mario, being the stupid plumber he is who cannot tell that Rosalina had a crush on him even though he had been at the observatory for the whole 'Super Mario Galaxy' game and also raced her in one of the 'Mariokart' games, responded with his usual gibberish nonsense that only Toads, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi and some other characters like Rosalina can understand.
A/N: I'll be making many references to Mario games, so if you have no idea what I'm crapping about, go to Super Mario Wiki or watch some Mario games walkthroughs or something like that.
Then Luigi burst into the library. Spewing gibberish nonsense, he tried to tell Mario that he needs to go find Bowser. Somehow, Mario understood Luigi's crap talk and promptly went to Bowser's castle, grabbing a Fire Flower power up on the way. There, Bowser had a worried look on his face, "Hey chump, I've been going through ancient manuscripts that Kami Koopa's ancestors wrote and I found this," Bowser showed Mario the will of the first magikoopa.
I leave my only valuable possession to the mystery man of Estrellias who shall rise when the red mustache man has released the Grand Star Spirit's descendants from the clutches of the evil overlord.
"The evil overlord is obviously me and the red mustache man is quite clearly standing right before me. The only question that remains is who is the mystery man of Estrellias? Estrellias is stars, translated from Spanish. So who is this man of stars?" Bowser frowned even further, "and the worst is that the Grand Star Spirit's descendants were the Star Spirits from "Paper Mario" remember? So, that means the star guy had like 10 years or so to master the Hacked Star, whatever it is." Mario did his epically famous jump, meaning that he will go find the mystery man of stars.
And so, our famous Nintendo hero in a red cap has begun one of his most epic and logical adventures yet.
End of chapter
A/N: Please don't ask about my grudge against Mario logic, it's totally crazy if you ask me, I mean like imagine someone trying to save the princess who always get kidnapped and take no precautionary measures after she is saved and let her get kidnapped again, it's like the Princess wants to be kidnapped and Mario and his friends let her be kidnapped so they can have an adventure. Lols, please review.