Strangeness Prelude (An authors note) by Tsukihime333 -
Okay, everyone who knows me already knows this, but I might as well state it clearly: I am a pervert. Not ecchi, I'm a total hentai. Heh, at least for yaoi I am. Kyawahahaha. Boo. This (story) took me a long time to write because I was also working on other projects at the same time. Azumanga Daioh & much much thinking about a ROD TV one (but no actual work to show for it). Oh, and the follow up to my recent long ass gravi one. Aha, but I have barely started it. But I'm not suffering from writer's block or anything. I've been drawing a lot, and starting to watch a lot of anime again . I used to watch so much, but I kinda stopped watching SO much, but now I'm back up to a shitload amount again. Anyone else completely in love with Tenjou Tenge or Maria-sama ga Miteru? I'm totally in love with the crazy fighting action of TenTen, and the crazy lesbian action of MariMite. Kyaha, two completely different shows, but I love them both a lot lot. Damn, when I'm done writing this, I'm probably gonna watch DN Angel. Yeah, Daisuke X Satoshi baby :D. I hope it works on this computer, or I'm gonna watch MariMite. I like the one that looks like me, the one that kissed on Yumi's cheek last episode uhh, Rosa Gigantea I think. And I like Sachiko a lot lot too . Or maybe I'll continue listening to this Masami Okui album...hmmm, I have no idea ;; Nah, I'll watch MariMite. Lesbians!!
cough So, uh, yeah this it R RATED. Leave all you under18 year olds like myself. (The spell check auto corrected the R to Are..baka :b did it again in that sentence I just wrote too...baka baka) Yep, please enjoy. I know next to nothing about PKO, so I just made up personalities for them. Yay. Ky's hot :D. Please leave feedback. I'll be tottemo ureshi yo Oh, the phoneteic Katakana spellings for the Pko members are Ky = Kai, Rik = Riku, and Coo = Koo. I had no idea how to say Ky till I found that out ;; Okay, Bai Bai now. Have fun reading :D v
-Tsukihime333, May 11 2004
BTW /.../ = thinking. Okay, off we go'su
Ambitious Soul Taking the Joke WAY too far!! Part 01 of ??
The bronze body lay on the coastline of a white sand beach that stretched on for miles. Crystal blue waves crashed around the body, and it turned on its flat stomach. It was wearing just a black pair of swim trunks, yet it still looked glamorous.
The warm waves playing at our feet...his body sheltering mine...the warm memories of summer...
"Is this how our Owarenai Natsu Yasumi will end?" the glamorous figure sighed, turning on his side, and letting a wave crash upon him.
"How can it be 'Owarenai' if it's ending?" a man asked, coming out of the grass hut located farther up shore.
"Well, it will be the first day of school in two days, and we must bring Piyocola-sama." The figure answered, sitting up at the arrival of the man.
The man sat down beside the figure "Well, it is better if the future ruler of Planet Analogue has a good education."
The figure lay back down, and a wave crashed up his chest "Still...I could live forever like this, living in a grass hut, cooking whatever fish you caught...we were just like a real family, Dad" he smiled stupidly at the last remark.
"If I'm Dad, you're Mom" the man said, stroking the figure's hair. The figure reached up and took the man's hand. The man blushed as the figure brought his hand to his lips and licked it. The warm sensation on his fingertips made him respond in a way he hadn't for a long time. Not since before he took on the job of watching Piyoko...the man moved over the younger figure, and kissed it on the lips softly.
"Da..Dame" the figure underneath him pleaded breathlessly "We should stop..."
The man didn't listen and kept on rubbing the figure wherever he could. The figure panted, and eventually gave in, pushing the older man closer to it.
The waves...came so close to us that night...not as close as we were...
The night had come and gone, and the two people from the previous night were still lying on the sand, the figure tightly embraced by the taller man. Their legs were fully submersed in the water during low tide, and the waves crashed around their chest when they came in. The trunks the figure was wearing were farther down the shore, and the clothes of the man were with it. A young boy came out of the grass hut, and ran down the beach yelling.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik, Kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! WHERE ARE YOU TWO—Holy shit!" The boy stopped when he reached the two men, naked and cuddling.
"Oha—holy shit!! Coo!!" Ky said, pushing Rik off of him "How much did you see???!!"
Coo stared at him with angry eyes "Do you know what we did last night after Rik left??"
Ky sighed "I don't know what you did, but I have a feeling it had to do with taking care of Piyocola-sama?"
"Obviously," Coo started "But I had to keep her inside that little hut ALL night, while you two were doin' the nasty!! 'Coo, may I pweeze go and take a bath in the ocean-pyo'" he said, raising his voice a few octaves "'Not tonight, Piyocola-sama' 'Upchuck Baz—' 'Here, candy' 'Arigato-pyo!' Ooo she was hard to take care of!! She was on a major sugar buzz!!"
"Gomen" Ky said, focusing on the sand "Oh my god...what the hell was I thinking...under the stars, on a tropical paradise...what a stupid place for a first time!!"
Coo bapped Ky on the head and sat beside him "Baka. You were just doing what any other person would have. BTW, eventually Piyoko got the idea to look for you two, so you have me to thank for stopping her."
"Domo." Ky said, and breathed a sigh of relief "I seriously don't what came over me. I'm usually so focused on taking care of Piyocola-sama. Last night I totally lost it, when Rik came out."
Coo snickered "You did lose IT didn't you?"
Ky blushed "Baka! It—it was just a one time thing! I mean, we were both adults—"
Coo laughed "Fuck dude! That's another thing! How old are you??"
Ky blushed even harder "Uh...uh..." he looked out to the ocean "Fifteen."
Coo started rolling with laughter "Bwahahahahaha hell, you're no adult!!" he managed through laughter.
Ky glared at Coo "What's so funny?"
Coo quickly stopped "Uh...you're not legal."
"So...?" Ky asked, wide eyed.
"Technically, you're not supposed to be doing that kind of stuff" Coo explained
"I know that, but what's funny?"
"Rik's gonna have his ass in jail is what!"
Ky stopped "No, he won't" he said a moment later
"Why not?" Coo asked, straightening his posture.
Ky did the same "What happened on this vacation, stays in this vacation" he threatened.
Coo swallowed, and Ky gently patted him on the shoulder "It's not like I was raped! Besides, it's not like it's ever going to happen again. We have to be focusing on raising Piyocola-sama, not what we do in our spare time." He said with a smile.
Coo nodded "This place is pretty romantic...I'd probably lose it too..."
Ky ruffled Coo's hair "Not till you're older"
"Not like you are!!" Coo shot back, sticking out his tongue.
Ky glared at Coo "BAKA I told you it was a one time thing" he screamed, as he chased Coo down the beach.
"Aaaaah at least get some pants on before you chase me HENTAI" Coo yelled, when he tripped over Ky's swim trunks.
Ky blushed, and furiously grabbed his swim trunks. He put them on, and when he did, Coo had disappeared.
"Coo where are you" he called, trying to sound sweet and innocent.
"Why are you looking for him?" a voice from behind Ky coolly asked.
"Ri-Rik..." Ky started, focusing his attention to the ground.
"I think he went back to the hut while you were getting dressed" Rik said, bending down, and reaching between Ky's legs.
"Uh..." Ky blushed, and closed his eyes.
"I should get dressed too." Rik said cheerily, as he stood back up with his clothes in hand
/WHAT!!/ Ky thought, as he crouched down facing the ocean /N-nothing! We did that stuff all night, and in the morning, he's conveniently forgotten everything!!/
Ky sat there fuming for a few minutes, until he felt a small weight on his shoulders, which made him fall face first into the ocean.
"Ky, where were you-pyo!!" a small voice forcefully asked him, but didn't get off of him
"Well, we..." Ky started slowly, when he managed to lift his head out of the water.
"We got caught in the forest, and you know how much I love animals!" a deep voice interrupted.
Ky felt the weight get off his shoulders, and he turned around. He saw Rik and Piyoko sitting on the sand half way up shore, and Rik was making hand movements that obviously recounted some grand adventure.
"S-so you saw an elephant-pyo? Right here in Japan-pyo?" Piyoko asked intently.
/Geez, you think he could tell her something half-believable at least!/ Ky remarked sarcastically.
"Yep, and it chased us through the jungle, until we tricked it into chasing a pack of seals!" Rik said enthusiastically.
"It's true Piyoko." Ky smiled, as he made his way up to Piyoko "We had to give the seals directions back home. We were really lucky that Rik is such a good Veterinarian, that he could talk to them and tell them how to get there!" Ky lied enthusiastically
"One of them had a toothache, and we had to perform surgery on it all night!" Rik added.
Ky nodded "We had to make the tools out of sticks and coconuts! It was difficult!"
"Uh...well, if you were helping seals with toothaches, how did Rik wash up on shore without clothes-pyo?" Piyoko asked cluelessly, and both men turned bright red.
"Uh uh, well that is..." they stuttered together.
"Penguins! Uh yeah penguins came and uh..." Rik started
"...S-Stole our clothes!" Ky finished.
"Why-pyo?" Piyoko asked innocently.
"They uh...wanted to use the material for their new...flag." Ky slowly said.
"Aa-pyo" Piyoko said. "I wanna take a bath in the ocean-pyo! Coo wouldn't let me go last night, because he said it was too dark-pyo!"
"Well, it certainly isn't too dark now Piyocola-sama." Rik said graciously "Do you need help taking off your dress?"
"Nopes. I got it-pyo!" Piyoko said, stripping down, and running into the ocean. "Ky, Rik, Coo!!! Come play with me-pyo!!!"
"Hai, hai." Rik said, stripping down, and following Piyoko into the ocean. Coo ran out of the hut naked, and splashed in.
"Kyaaa Ky!!!! We're waiting-pyo!!" Piyoko screamed.
/Something tells me I shouldn't go.../ "Hai, Piyocola-sama!!!" Ky called, stripping as the others did. He ran out to the ocean, and grabbed Piyoko. He swung her around, and dunked her in the ocean.
"Waaah Ky, that was fun-pyo!! Again, aga—huh-pyo? Is that a kiss mark on your pelvis-pyo??"
Ky looked down to see, and yes, there was a kiss mark on his pelvis.
"Hey, and is that one on his elbow?" Coo called. Ky spun around, and Coo stuck his tongue.
"Aaa!! Rik has one too, on his neck-pyo!!" Piyoko called.
/Oh, shit.../ "Ano, Piyocola-sama these are bruises from our adventures we had last night." Ky started. Behind him, he heard a giggle. He turned to see who it was, and Rik was covering his mouth with both is hands. He looked to see Ky starting disapprovingly at him, and he stood up straight.
"Try to be mature." Ky said, glaring at Rik.
"Pyo?" Piyoko asked, tilting her head to the side.
"Rik let's go and heal our wounds" Ky said, attempting to remain composed. He grabbed Rik by the wrist, and ran, dragging him to the grass hut.
"Baka!!" Ky scolded as soon as the door was shut. Rik sighed and plopped down on the straw couch that was located in the center of the main room.
"Why do you say that?" Rik asked causally.
Ky cautiously sat down beside Rik "Well, Piyoko is wondering why we are 'injured', so..." he started, but Rik started giggling "What!? What's so funny?" Ky demanded to know
"W-well it's just that—" Rik stopped and regained composure "No, it's nothing. Please go on."
/Weirdo/ "We have to be careful of what we do, like with kiss marks and stuff..."
"They'll disappear eventually"
"Uh, but if we do it agai—whoa Rik" Ky protested. Rik had pushed him down on the couch, and was looking at him intensely.
"Who says there will be a next time?" Rik asked in a monotone.
Ky looked away "You're right...Piyocola-sama is our number one priority." He sat up, and tried to push Rik away "I'm sorry for calling you in here, and calling you a baka."
"No problem" Rik smiled
"We had to get it cleared up anyway"
"Yeah"
"...you mind moving off of me now?"
"...okay..." Rik tried to help himself up by placing one hand on the coffee table, but his and missed and he slipped on to the floor, taking Ky with him.
Our hearts...were beating so fast...I could hear his clearly, but he gave no indication of it
In the compromising position that seemed to last an eternity, the squeak of an un-oiled door frame broke the perpetual silence.
"WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" a scream broke out "You two are seriously perverted onii-sans!" Rik quickly sat back on the couch, and Ky was left lying there in a daze.
"Huh?" Ky asked as he sat up. He looked towards the area the scream came from, and Coo and Piyoko were standing at the door,
/Oh shit...but our priority is.../ "We just fell when we were getting up to go back to the beach!! I swear!!" Ky defended, waving his hands frantically.
"Coo, were they really being perverted onii-sans-pyo?" Piyoko asked, grabbing on Coo's arm
"Of course not" Rik answered, as he stood up. He offered his hand to Ky, and helped him up "See how Ky is bleeding? How can we be perverts when someone is injured?"
"Pyo! How did that happen Ky-pyo?" Piyoko asked
"I'm bleeding??" Ky asked, shocked. He turned to Rik and muttered "Did you cut me or something on purpose?"
"Baka" he muttered back "when we fell, you hit your head on the coffee table!!"
Ky sighed "Do we have anymore bandages?"
"Of course we do, I'm a doctor."
Ky sighed "Good" and he turned to Piyoko "See? So we were not doing anything bad."
"Good! I knew you two were not pervert onii-sans-pyo!" Piyoko smiled, as she grabbed Coo's arm "C'mon lets go back and play on the beach-pyo!"
"Hai, Piyocola-sama" Coo answered exasperated. The door swung shut behind them.
Rik rushed into the kitchen area, presumably looking for some Band-Aids Ky collapsed on the couch and sighed. "It's good Piyocola-sama didn't think anything weird of us."
Rik re-entered the room with a first aid kit, and if he heard Ky, he didn't reply back. "Hold still, this is going to sting." He warned.
Ky nodded, and Rik sat down beside him. He opened the kit and took out some disinfectant and cotton balls. He opened the bottle of disinfectant, and lightly dampened the cotton balls with it.
/W-why am I paying so much attention to him doing this??/ Ky thought, blushing /I—his hands are really big!!/
Rik glanced at Ky watching him, and it took Ky a couple of seconds to realize Rik was looking at him. "Uh, uh gomen! Please continue the good work!" Ky managed, then firmly stared at the ground. A few seconds later, Ky felt something warm lifting his chin.
"W-what are you doing??" Ky stuttered when he realized it was Rik.
"...I have to be able to see your wound so I can treat it." Rik replied, drawing his face closer to Ky's. Ky blushed, and shut his eyes. /He's going to kiss me!!/ Ky thought anxiously, shyly puckering his lips. However, instead of the other man's lips, he felt the cold disinfectant on the forehead.
"Itai" Ky responded without thinking, and Rik giggled. "What's so funny??" he demanded to know.
Rik diverted his attention to the coffee table, and spoke "Hmm, that rock is very dangerous for a coffee table." He turned back to Ky "Are you glad we are going back to Akihabara today? Where furniture is safe??"
Ky smiled "Nn" he nodded. /However.../ he looked at Rik who was shuffling through the first aid kit. His eyes went a little bit sad.
"Ah ha!" Rik called "This should be big enough—huh? What's wrong Ky-san?"
Ky looked away /Piyocola-sama...or.../ he looked back at Rik and smiled "Nothing. I'm a little nervous my wound is going to get infected, that's all."
Rik nodded "Well, I found this patch, and it would cover your wound. I'll give you some 'Analogue scar removal cream' so you can prevent a scar from happening."
/That's right...be professional. I'm taking care of the Analogue royal family. If I mess this up, fuck, I'm going to have NO future. And I really love Piyocola-sama--/
"Ky-kun" a seductive voice snapped him out of his thoughts
"A-ah" he replied weakly.
"How are you feeling from last night?" Rik asked, placing the patch on Ky's forehead
"Uh, well I guess I'm fine..." he blushed and stared at his feet.
"You sure?" Rik asked, gently stroking Ky's hair
Ky blushed harder "Y-yeah"
Rik moved closer to Ky, and all of a sudden embraced him "Was it fun?" he whispered
/Iiiiiiiii/ "Uh..." Ky whispered "It was fine..." he said slightly louder.
"You do realize we can never do it again, right?" Rik whispered in Ky's ear, pushing his body closer to his.
Ky nodded "O-of course" he said softly "Because of our duty to Piyocola—"
Rik interrupted him "Yeah, yeah that, but also because we will be in public and we would look weird together. A grow man and a boy. Besides, we were on vacation and hey, sometimes weird stuff happens on vacation."
Ky nodded "Yeah, I said the same thing to Coo earlier" He pulled away "Ha ha, I guess I will go and pack the remainder of my stuff now." He said hurriedly, making his way up the stairs as he said it. /Well, it seems that I have nothing to worry about...aah! I shouldn't be thinking that sadly!!/ Ky ranted, blindly grabbing anything off the floor, and shoving it into his suitcase. Ky had filled up about half the suitcase when the door swung open suddenly.
"I think I should pack too" a voice from above said. It was Rik, who had shared a room with Ky for the two weeks. And the same bed, too.
/Of course, we share a bed for two weeks, and nothing happens, but when we don't have one...well, he does like animals a little too much...the outdoors is perfect.../
Rik, who had gotten down on the floor and was neatly organizing his clothes, glanced at Ky, slightly confused. "You mind telling me why you're giggling?"
Ky looked down at his bag "Uh, it's nothing. Now, our plane is going to be coming in a few hours---"
Rik looked at Ky, in 'that' way. Ky blushed and looked down. /Just—just don't move. He'll leave. We can just be friends./.
Rik made his way across the room on his hands and knees. Ky's eyes widened, but he didn't move away. /I know...what's going to happen...Pi—wait this has nothing to do with Piyocola-sama! It's just because we look weird--/ Ky knew what he wanted to do. He violently shut his suitcase, and threw his arms around Rik's neck.
"Just fuck me, man!" Ky yelled, probably too loudly.
"That was what I was going to do, you hen—" Rik was cut off by Ky's lips frantically, being pressed against his.
And on the stick floor, we made love for the second time. And what was supposed to be the last. But I just had a feeling it wouldn't be.
End part 1. Mata ne? Or, I should say, onegai? (oh, and I ended up listening to Masami Okui. Ah well, MariMite tomorrow :D)