Cordelia the Vampire Slayer
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- Hi Harmony. It's Cordelia; I'm not going to come over. That stupid librarian is making me patrol. He even tried to make me miss cheerleading practise to help him with some research. I was like, hey that's your job. He gave this big long lecture on responsibility, blah, blah. I managed to sneak out when he was reading something about spikes. Being the Slayer sucks. You don't even get paid. I mean you don't get rewarded for saving the world. You got news?
- Buffy Summers and Xander Harris! No way, you're kidding! That girl has no taste. I wouldn't be seen dead with him, let alone in daylight. Buffy must have serious issues to be dating a loser. She needs a strong reality check. She is no longer on the invite list.
- Willow failed you for that computer exam! That is such bad luck. She isn't even a real teacher. We are missing out on a proper computer class, because the school thinks a nerd can teach us something. Did you see her clothes? Does she even dress from the same century as us? She proberly doesn't even know Gucci from Versace.
- Angel? No I dumped him. He wasn't putting out. We'd be having a heavy session, then he'd stop and say how wrong it was, and some crap about losing his soul. I just got tired of his whining. You would think someone that old would able to come with better excuses for his impotency. Anyway I've split up with him. I have had enough of good vampires.
- Omygod! I've just spotted a hot blonde guy. He has a leather jacket to die for! OMYGOD he's staring at me. I'm going over to him, call you later!
-Ring
- Hi Harmony. It's Cordelia; I'm not going to come over. That stupid librarian is making me patrol. He even tried to make me miss cheerleading practise to help him with some research. I was like, hey that's your job. He gave this big long lecture on responsibility, blah, blah. I managed to sneak out when he was reading something about spikes. Being the Slayer sucks. You don't even get paid. I mean you don't get rewarded for saving the world. You got news?
- Buffy Summers and Xander Harris! No way, you're kidding! That girl has no taste. I wouldn't be seen dead with him, let alone in daylight. Buffy must have serious issues to be dating a loser. She needs a strong reality check. She is no longer on the invite list.
- Willow failed you for that computer exam! That is such bad luck. She isn't even a real teacher. We are missing out on a proper computer class, because the school thinks a nerd can teach us something. Did you see her clothes? Does she even dress from the same century as us? She proberly doesn't even know Gucci from Versace.
- Angel? No I dumped him. He wasn't putting out. We'd be having a heavy session, then he'd stop and say how wrong it was, and some crap about losing his soul. I just got tired of his whining. You would think someone that old would able to come with better excuses for his impotency. Anyway I've split up with him. I have had enough of good vampires.
- Omygod! I've just spotted a hot blonde guy. He has a leather jacket to die for! OMYGOD he's staring at me. I'm going over to him, call you later!