Title: Can't Help Myself

Warning: No plot, and it makes no sense at all. Don't try to understand. D:

Summary: Sometimes, Puppy Courtney just can't help herself. / Puppy!Courtney/Alien-Clone!Cody? WHAT?


Puppy Courtney just couldn't help herself.

He was just too cute! Bright green eyes with dark shadows underneath, sharp teeth and ruffled hair- who wouldn't want that cutie? She had been busy licking her paw when he had morphed from a slick green slime into the cock pit of the plane with her.

She had been stuck in this plane for awhile now, ever since she had first woken up in a very cold place. Puppy Courtney truly didn't understand anything in this new place, except that she was a puppy human and that she had the undeniable need to drive a sled.

It had gotten lonely, as the time went on. The plane ride was always much too bumpy, and she often felt as though there was something other than rats hanging around here… So imagine her surprise when the green goop had began dripping from the upper part of the plane. "Eww!" She had began, but she was soon distracted by a fly. "Oh, wait a minute, fly!" A grin spread wide across her face as she forgot all about the slime.

And that was what had gotten her to this moment exactly. Absently licking her paw, being amazed with this new guy who formed from slime, and completely dazzled by him. He's too beautiful! She had thought.

He had a slick smirk on his face as he darted a forked tongue out to lick his alien lips. Alien Clone Cody was ready to take over the world! He had snuck into the plane by morphing into his liquid state, the whole time dreaming of world domination and the elimination of everyone…

That was when he heard a loud, fast panting noise coming from behind him. Something barked, and he raised a brow in confusion. A weapon? He turned to see a girl with brown hair and big ears who was breathing heavily, smiling at him maniacally. "What type of weapon are you, misssssssss?" He hissed.

She smiled brightly, flicking a paw at him and winking. "Wow, you're too kind! I'm Puppy Courtney, and you are...?" She hid her face, blushing brightly.

"Heeeeere to take over thisssss ssstupid plaaaaaccceee you call earth." He grabbed her wrist, pulling them away from her face and toward his chest. Their noses were touching, and she gulped audibly, her big brown puppy eyes blinking at him. "You seem like you would be a gooood asssset to my planssss…" Alien Clone Cody hissed, turning his head and smirking at her.

Puppy Courtney grinned widely. "Really?" She felt so excited! The super hottie was totally hitting on her! Oh wait, was that a fly?

Alien Clone Cody cackled. "Yesssss, my pet!" He screeched, and she giggled. He was just too cute!

And Puppy Courtney just couldn't help herself.


Authors Note:

Wow. Wow. I feel really, really lame!

Okay, so as for my explanation- on deviantArt, there is a club about Puppy Courtney and Alien Clone Cody as a couple?... Ugh! I actually thought it was kind of cute… *shrugs* I'm really sorry if you hated it… D:

But this is the way their characters as Puppy and Alien Clone are supposed to be! :) I like it.

Heh… well, thanks for reading!


First Draft Finished: 1/12/2011
Final Draft Finished: 1/12/2011
Published: 1/12/2011
Fandom: Total Drama series
Disclaimer: Total Drama Island and all its characters are property of their respective owners.
©2011 Cereal-Killa