Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine *shock!* If they were, I would be incorporating my sick, sad ideas into the script, and not spending my nights writing fan fiction .
Warning: Contains slash. Don't like, don't read. Simple as that. Clex and Chlana.
A/N: This was originally part of the Dissorganised life of Chloe Sullivan, but it didn't fit, so I put it by it's sad and lonely self.
~*~*~*~* At Math *~*~*~*~
Blah-bity-blah-blah. I wish he would shut the hell up. He makes this so damn boring. No wonder I want to get out of this place as quickly as possible. Who is shoving their cold fingers in my back. Dammit! What! Oh. Thanks Shaun. Million dollar smile. Ahhh, a note from Clark. This should be interesting.
Chlo,
Why was Lana at the Torch office yesterday. I just want to see if Pete owes me ten bucks as well. LoL. Seriously though, did you? At school? That would kinda suck actually. Not like there are any beds in this school. Write me back, and I'll tell you bout Lex...
3 your gay best friend.
Hahaha...that's funny. Now where did I put my pen. Maybe Shaun has a pen. Shaun, can I please borrow your pen? Pleeeease. Why not? What the hell are you using it for? Well, in that case, I don't want your pen. Never mind. I'll ask Lana. Lana can I-. Thanks. Wink. Million dollar smile.
Clark,
We were working on the paper. Nothing happened, you sick perv. And I wouldn't dream of doing it at school. That's nasty. Maybe at the Talon though...surrounded by coffee. And I don't want to hear about Lex.
3 Chloe Lang
Shaun, pass this to Clark. Thanks. Another one? From who. Lana. Okay then. Thanks. And that funny look you are giving me is no help. I am not a lesbian, Shaun, I'm bi. Why doesn't this place get that? Hopeless. Never mind Shaun, carry on with your pen.
Ooooh...I wonder what the beautiful Miss Lang has to say...
Hey Chloe,
Last night was great. I enjoyed it a ton. Thanks for everything.
Lana Sullivan
What the hell? Wait. That's not Lana's writing. It's Allison's. Oh, I am so keeping this to show Lana.
Dear Allison,
Thanks sooo much for that letter. And if you wanted me so bad, you could have just asked. Apparently everybody thought I was lesbian before I did, so that would have worked just as well. And if you are after Lana, I'd watch your back, cuz Clark will be too.
Love Chloe the Sex God
Reply from Clark.
Well, Lex and I finally decided to do it in the bed. It was better than the desk, but not as good as the pool table. Pool tables are so comfortable. Who knew? Allison is pretending to be Lana. Just thought I'd let you know.
Clarkers Starkers.
Clark,
Thanx for sharing, but I said I didn't want to know. Allison is pretending to be Lana. That is hysterical! See you in the lunchroom.
Chloe-bear.
And another one from 'Lana'.
Oh wait, it is from Lana.
Please can we at least get married before you start using my name. And what if I want to be a Sullivan? And did you know that Allison is pretending to be you? That's funny. You are way sexier than she is. Although- never mind. I stick with that.
Lana Sullivan-Lang-Sullivan-Sullivan
PS I like writing that. J
Lana,
She's pretending to be you as well. I should show you that letter she passed me. Do you know what Shaun does with all those pens of his? Trust me, you don't. Shall we work on the paper afterschool today? See you there. The bell is about to go. Seeya round.
Chloe Lang-Sullivan-Lang-Lang
PS That sounds better than Sullivan-Sullivan.
*~* BELL *~*
Warning: Contains slash. Don't like, don't read. Simple as that. Clex and Chlana.
A/N: This was originally part of the Dissorganised life of Chloe Sullivan, but it didn't fit, so I put it by it's sad and lonely self.
~*~*~*~* At Math *~*~*~*~
Blah-bity-blah-blah. I wish he would shut the hell up. He makes this so damn boring. No wonder I want to get out of this place as quickly as possible. Who is shoving their cold fingers in my back. Dammit! What! Oh. Thanks Shaun. Million dollar smile. Ahhh, a note from Clark. This should be interesting.
Chlo,
Why was Lana at the Torch office yesterday. I just want to see if Pete owes me ten bucks as well. LoL. Seriously though, did you? At school? That would kinda suck actually. Not like there are any beds in this school. Write me back, and I'll tell you bout Lex...
3 your gay best friend.
Hahaha...that's funny. Now where did I put my pen. Maybe Shaun has a pen. Shaun, can I please borrow your pen? Pleeeease. Why not? What the hell are you using it for? Well, in that case, I don't want your pen. Never mind. I'll ask Lana. Lana can I-. Thanks. Wink. Million dollar smile.
Clark,
We were working on the paper. Nothing happened, you sick perv. And I wouldn't dream of doing it at school. That's nasty. Maybe at the Talon though...surrounded by coffee. And I don't want to hear about Lex.
3 Chloe Lang
Shaun, pass this to Clark. Thanks. Another one? From who. Lana. Okay then. Thanks. And that funny look you are giving me is no help. I am not a lesbian, Shaun, I'm bi. Why doesn't this place get that? Hopeless. Never mind Shaun, carry on with your pen.
Ooooh...I wonder what the beautiful Miss Lang has to say...
Hey Chloe,
Last night was great. I enjoyed it a ton. Thanks for everything.
Lana Sullivan
What the hell? Wait. That's not Lana's writing. It's Allison's. Oh, I am so keeping this to show Lana.
Dear Allison,
Thanks sooo much for that letter. And if you wanted me so bad, you could have just asked. Apparently everybody thought I was lesbian before I did, so that would have worked just as well. And if you are after Lana, I'd watch your back, cuz Clark will be too.
Love Chloe the Sex God
Reply from Clark.
Well, Lex and I finally decided to do it in the bed. It was better than the desk, but not as good as the pool table. Pool tables are so comfortable. Who knew? Allison is pretending to be Lana. Just thought I'd let you know.
Clarkers Starkers.
Clark,
Thanx for sharing, but I said I didn't want to know. Allison is pretending to be Lana. That is hysterical! See you in the lunchroom.
Chloe-bear.
And another one from 'Lana'.
Oh wait, it is from Lana.
Please can we at least get married before you start using my name. And what if I want to be a Sullivan? And did you know that Allison is pretending to be you? That's funny. You are way sexier than she is. Although- never mind. I stick with that.
Lana Sullivan-Lang-Sullivan-Sullivan
PS I like writing that. J
Lana,
She's pretending to be you as well. I should show you that letter she passed me. Do you know what Shaun does with all those pens of his? Trust me, you don't. Shall we work on the paper afterschool today? See you there. The bell is about to go. Seeya round.
Chloe Lang-Sullivan-Lang-Lang
PS That sounds better than Sullivan-Sullivan.
*~* BELL *~*