Hey guys. It's that time again for another Bunsen Is A Beast story! My love for this adorable and cuddly beastly baby continues to grow and I just want to hug and snuggle with him all day long and kiss him like crazy. Also, this will be one of my attempts of making a humorous story. Hope you guys enjoy the story. Don't forget to review, favorite, and follow! No flamers!
~Bunsen's Got Bad Gas~
It was the lunch hour at the school cafeteria, Mikey and Bunsen were busy enjoying their lunch, with Bunsen having several food trays stacked together and full of so much yummy food and drooling heavily at his enormous feast. Mikey giggled at Bunsen's adorableness and gave his best friend a quick loving hug, which Bunsen instantly returned and shot out confetti.
"Aw, Mikey, even hugging you at lunch is so amazing!" Bunsen replied happily, grabbing one of the trays of food and devouring every last morsel of food, letting out a loud and happy burp as he patted his furry belly cutely.
"Even when you eat, it's becoming adorable to see you burping, Bunsen." Mikey replied happily, patting the seat next to him and singling Bunsen to sit beside him, wanting to cuddle up with the adorable beast for some snuggles while they eat.
Bunsen without hesitating, jumped into the seat right next to his best friend and cuddled beside him. Oh, the adorable looks some of the classmates were giving them at the beautiful bond of their best friendship. He sprouts multiple arms and hugs Mikey tightly and snuggles closer and closer to him, to which Mikey wrapped an arm around Bunsen and pulled him in closer, basking in their affectionate moment.
The two boys than began eating, but with Bunsen he was eating in a more fun way. He giggled and tossed the trays full of food into the air, as he opens his head sprout and allowed the food and trays to go inside his head sprout, where his body acted pretty much like a garbage disposal unit, as food and pieces of plastic shot out from Bunsen's head sprout as if he was an erupting food and plastic volcano, covering Mikey with food.
Mikey laughed and grabbed a few napkins and wiped the mess of his face. He had to admit Bunsen looked super adorable eating from his head sprout and the ending was much cooler than he thought. Besides, he got to snuggle with Bunsen while he ate and that was a special feeling that he would always cherish.
"So much yummy food and delicious tasteless plastic! Yummy!" Bunsen shouted happily, grabbing some food off another tray he got and starts eating with his mouth happily, just as his stomach began to groan a bit without either of them noticing.
Yet unknown to the adorable and cuddly furry beast, the massive concoction of food and non-edible plastic he had just ingested moments ago was doing a serious number on his bowels and he was unaware that he was about to unleash a different kind of gas and this time from his cute butt. His stomach groaned and rumbled loudly, trying to breakdown and digest all of the food the hungry beast had eaten.
"Ugh, we might have a bit of trouble, Mikey." Bunsen said, placing his hands on his rumbling furry belly as he had a bad feeling about all this.
"Is something the matter, Bunsen?" Mikey responded in a concerned manner, putting his food back on the tray and turning to face Bunsen, who was looking at his rumbling belly fearfully. "I think you're just a little gassy, Bunsen. Just find someplace private and let it out."
"Mikey! When beasts fart, we unleash a huge cloud of highly putrid and stinky gas that will knock out everyone within a one mile radius! You can't be around me when I fart!" Bunsen said, reaching into his furry body and pulling out a gasmask for Mikey to wear and putting on one himself. "Put this on now!"
"What are you idiots up to now? I'm trying to bask in my own evil..." Amanda said, but stopped mid-sentence upon seeing Mikey putting on his gasmask, as she saw Bunsen's stomach begin to rumble and groan loudly, as if there was some wild beast inside his gut having a rodeo and getting ready to get bucked off the bull inside there.
"Amanda! Get outta here now!" Mikey proclaimed. "Bunsen's about to fart!"
Amanda for once took Mikey's advice and made a break for the exit to avoid the stinky eruption. Unfortunately, she almost reached the exit just as Bunsen screamed and lifted his cute furry tail up for what came next.
Bunsen panted heavily and screamed as loudly as he could, with his furry tail raised high and mighty, he unleashed a huge and tremendously powerful horrific, putrid, and disgusting stinky fart that could be heard by all in Muckledunk. A huge eruption of green gas erupted from Bunsen's cute butt and very quickly engulfed the whole cafeteria and clouded up the whole school. The sheer force of his powerful fart had left Bunsen screaming in immense relief. Amanda didn't make it in time and thus she became the first victim of his devastating and powerful fart.
"AH! Beverly, get me to the hospital and have them set up a hot bath for me with the works! NOW!" Amanda screamed coughing through the cloud of putrid beast gas, noticing that Bunsen's gas had already knocked her assistant out and soon collapsed from the horrible odor as well.
Even with the doors closed, Bunsen's fart had blown every door off of it's hinges and it spread through every single room inside the school and giving every single person inside a taste of Bunsen's putrid beast gas, with many of them being knocked out instantly from just a whiff of his fart, though Bunsen's gas also caused Sophie's hair to become frizzy.
"OMG! My hair's all frizzy and this place smells like cow pasture! Send help! TTYL!" Sophie frantically texted on her smartphone before passing out.
"This takes me back to when those biker rhinos took me to that skunk musical festival! Those were some talented skunks!" Miss Flap said, inhaling the scent of Bunsen's gas and surprisingly not passing out from the horrible smell of it.
"AH! Too much stink! So gross!" Betty cried, holding her nose and her eyes watering, before meeting the same fate as the rest of the students inside the school.
In the end, Bunsen's putrid beast fart had left all of the students and teachers and staff all pass out with teary bloodshot eyes, with the walls peeling and all the windows shattering inside the school. Miss Flap was the only one not affected by the gas and thought the skunk music band was playing an encore for her. General Lance Justice had the whole school quarantined for the toxic gas inside and it was take weeks to remove the toxic odor, thus giving the students a much needed vacation.
"Excuse me." Bunsen said cutely, blushing bright red and patting his furry belly, as he and Mikey were unaffected by his own gas thanks to their gasmasks, but they did reek.
"You're excused, Bunsen. And note to self, always carry around a gasmask when Bunsen gets gassy." Mikey replied, getting out of his seat and pulling Bunsen up to, as the adorable beast smiled cutely at him.
The two boys walked out of the putrid gas-filled school and out into the fresh air outside, as they both removed their gasmasks. Bunsen then placed an arm around Mikey and in return, he did the same with Bunsen and the two proceeded to walk home together, with Mikey having a new insight into how Bunsen's body works and enjoy their long vacation of fun together.
The end.
Okay, can you really blame me for writing this? With how Bunsen eats, it wouldn't be a surprise to see him have bad gas and he definitely does have a big appetite. It usually funny when I'm not trying to be, so hopefully I put some comedy in here regardless if it was intentional or unintentional. Anyway, please do leave a review and let me know what you thought of this short story and feedback is appreciated! I'll see you all in the next story! Bye-bye!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS: CUTE, BUSNEN, CUDDLY, IS, COOL, A, PERFECT, BEAST! BUNSEN IS A BEAST! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BUNSEN! :') *grabs Bunsen and hugs and snuggles him cutely and kisses him once more, as he giggles and blushes cutely and returns the loving kiss*