Before you read this, there are a few things you should know. Goku is a raging drunk. Bobo-Bo Bobo-Bobo is a genius. Chi-Chi is an abused wife. The other things, you'll find out later. oh yeah, i don't own Dragon BallZ, Bobo-Bo Bobo-Bobo, Paranoia Agent, Neon Genesis Evangelion, or George Bush.
Chapter 1: Party
Tsukiko: (On the Phone) Yeah, no. Okay. See ya later Rei. (Hangs up) All right. Let's get this party started!
Bulma: Tsukiko, when are the others coming? (Doorbell rings)
Tsukiko: Oh, there's someone now. (Goes to door) Hey, Asuka!
Asuka: Yah, guten tag, mater. (Hangs up phone) Hey, Tsukiko! I hope you don't mind, but I brought Shinji.
Tsukiko: No prob, Asuka! Rei's here too.
Rei: (Coming from the hallway) Hey.
Bulma: Wait… I thought she was just 20 miles away, on the phone at her house.
Tsukiko: (Smiling) Yep.
Bulma: But… how… I mean… It doesn't… cucumber… oatmeal… feathers… ohhhhh! I get it! She dyed her hair!
Tsukiko: See, Bulma! I knew you'd figure it out.
Shinji: All right! Girl Club! (Everyone Stares at Shinji)
Goku: (From out front in his car) Hey! Nice party! If hang mind out I?
Chi-Chi: No, please, Goku. Enough! (Starts crying)
Tsukiko: We have vodka!
Goku: I'm in!
George Bush: My fellow Americans-
Tsukiko: We're Japanese.
GB: Damn. (Leaves)
Goku: Anyway, then I was like, 'Freiza? More like Fridge!' So then I… Oh my god! It's Majin Buu!
Chi-Chi: No! Please! Not again!
Goku: (Punching air) Ha! I've got you now! (Squirts ketchup everywhere) This is an incredibly gruesome fight!
Shinji: Hey Asuka, umm… remember that time you were in the hospital?
Asuka: When?
Shinji: Ya know… when you got really hurt, and stayed there for months?
Asuka: No. Why?
Shinji: Because… ummm… neither do I.
Asuka: Wait. If you don't remember it, how could you ask if I did?
Shinji: I dunno.
Rei: Whatever. Let's just party.
Bulma: Let's play spin the bottle!
Tsukiko: There are only two guys here…
Bulma: So?
Tsukiko: Never mind. Let's just watch a movie.
Shinji: (Smiling) I brought Brokeback Mountain!
Rei: No way.
Bulma: Yeah, let's watch it!
Tsukiko: Bulma, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bulma: Wait, what? (Lil' Slugger attacks her)
Tsukiko: Alrighty then!
Will Tsukiko find the murderer?
Asuka: No.
Will Goku stop drinking?
Asuka: No.
Will Bobobo appear next chapter?
Asuka: No.
And what happened to Bulma?
Asuka: No.