Welcome to my insanity! Kukukukuku!! Enjoy!
Warnings: Uh.harsh language, evil daytime talk shows, and lots of Naraku. And Jaken.
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha, would I be doing this?
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SPEAKER GUY: *Today on Oprah, repressed demonic entities crying out for love, our first guest, NARAKU!*
Oprah (Larkie in disguise): So how did this all begin?
Naraku: I think it started when I was a child...
Audience member: BOO!!!! Go back to hell you evil youkai!
Naraku: *sob* All I really want is love!
Larkie: ok....let's bring on our surprise guest! Everybody clap your hands for.....INUYASHA!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: AAAHHhh! Naraku, what are you doing here?! Have you come to kill me?
Naraku (to Larkie): You see? They reject me and reject me!
Inuyasha: You got Kikyou killed, and you almost got me killed! Then you repeatedly try to threaten, miasma, shred, or drive insane me and my Inu- gumi over and over again! What the hell am I supposed to think?
Larkie: It seems to me that you keep pushing people away Naraku. You wont be true to your inner feelings.
Naraku: I know, but it's so hard, being a ridiculously evil half youkai with multiple personalities!
Larkie: Look deep down inside Naraku. Ask yourself: what does Naraku want?
Naraku: I want my mommy!!!
Inuyasha: ...you dont have a mommy, baka.
Naraku: oh...thats right... *snaps into evil mode*
Naraku: In that case, I want to kill you!! YA!!!!
Inuyasha: Alright, this I can deal with! Come on Baboon boy!
Larkie: When we return, Demons and their half-demon brothers, rejected since birth-
Inuyasha: NANI?!!
Naraku: KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!!!!
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TSUZUKU!
Warnings: Uh.harsh language, evil daytime talk shows, and lots of Naraku. And Jaken.
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha, would I be doing this?
________________________________________________________________________
SPEAKER GUY: *Today on Oprah, repressed demonic entities crying out for love, our first guest, NARAKU!*
Oprah (Larkie in disguise): So how did this all begin?
Naraku: I think it started when I was a child...
Audience member: BOO!!!! Go back to hell you evil youkai!
Naraku: *sob* All I really want is love!
Larkie: ok....let's bring on our surprise guest! Everybody clap your hands for.....INUYASHA!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: AAAHHhh! Naraku, what are you doing here?! Have you come to kill me?
Naraku (to Larkie): You see? They reject me and reject me!
Inuyasha: You got Kikyou killed, and you almost got me killed! Then you repeatedly try to threaten, miasma, shred, or drive insane me and my Inu- gumi over and over again! What the hell am I supposed to think?
Larkie: It seems to me that you keep pushing people away Naraku. You wont be true to your inner feelings.
Naraku: I know, but it's so hard, being a ridiculously evil half youkai with multiple personalities!
Larkie: Look deep down inside Naraku. Ask yourself: what does Naraku want?
Naraku: I want my mommy!!!
Inuyasha: ...you dont have a mommy, baka.
Naraku: oh...thats right... *snaps into evil mode*
Naraku: In that case, I want to kill you!! YA!!!!
Inuyasha: Alright, this I can deal with! Come on Baboon boy!
Larkie: When we return, Demons and their half-demon brothers, rejected since birth-
Inuyasha: NANI?!!
Naraku: KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!!!!
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TSUZUKU!