[From Santana:]
I've gots a bad case of the hormones.
[From Puck:]
I got a cure
[From Santana:]
Wanky!
[From Puck:]
Oh yeah? Let's hook it up tonite
[From Santana:]
Sounds like a plan. But aren't you with Tubbers? I can't believe she actually asked you to babysit. That's so 90s!
[From Puck:]
I'll cum over when I'm done. Til then, tell me bout ur panties
[From Santana:]
I'm not wearing any.
[From Puck:]
U'r smokin n when I get there it's gonna get hotter. U know the Puckasaurus never disappoints
[From Santana:]
Do you think I'm TOO hot?
[From Puck:]
U fuckin know it! U don't even know how many times I've hid under the bleachers n watched Cheerios practis
[From Santana:]
You better be watching only me and not those other bitches. Except for Britt-Britt. She's not a bitch.
[From Puck:]
Speeking of, where's that 3some u promised me? U n Britt wud b sizzling hot all over the Puckster
[From Santana:]
I'm not sure your bod could handle the both of us. Just keep your eyes forward for now, Puckerman.
[From Puck:]
Yes ma'am
[From Santana:]
So are you done babysitting yet? I needs to get my mack on.
[From Puck:]
No. I'm a little tied up rite now. These kids r hellions
[From Santana:]
Well what's Tubbers doing? Can't she handle kids? She's had enough practice with dating Frankenteen and all.
[From Puck:]
She's tied up 2. We're actually tied up. And Q is bitchin at me
[From Santana:]
You're boring me. Maybe I should go convince Britts that it's time for lady-kisses.
[From Puck:]
Lady kisses my ass! My dick is worth the wait. I know u wanna blow me
[From Santana:]
…
[From Puck:]
Baby?
[From Santana:]
Convince me I shouldn't turn off my phone.
[From Puck:]
Tell me more bout u goin commando under that short skirt
[From Santana:]
Who says I'm wearing a skirt?
[From Puck:]
C'mon every1 knows the Cheerios wear uniforms 24/7
[From Santana:]
I can't be held accountable for the fact that I'm a hot Latina.
[From Puck:]
Not as hot as a hot Jew, but a hot Latina cums a close 2nd
[From Santana:]
You know I'm the hottest bitch, not only at McKinley, or in Lima Heights Adjacent, but in ALL of Ohio.
[From Puck:]
So take off the skirt then.
[From Santana:]
I'm one step ahead of you, Puckerman.
[From Puck:]
Hmm send proof
[From Santana:]
In your dreams. When I release images of my hot bod it will be in sex tape format.
[From Puck:]
That's hot
[From Santana:]
And it hasn't even been made yet.
[From Puck:]
I can help with that. I'll steal Artie's cameras n we can get our grind on
[From Santana:]
Get in line, Puck. You're not the only one who wants to get with this.
[From Puck:]
Maybee not but I'm the only 1 who can get the job done. All these Lima losers don't know how to pleaz a woman like the Puckster does
[From Santana:]
Well, there's no denying your hawk turns me on.
[From Puck:]
The ladies can't resist it, I know. Imagine the hawk right there with u baby. Between those long dark Latina legs
[From Santana:]
AND, he's back! Now you're talking. It took you long enough.
[From Puck:]
Fuck off! I'm dealin with Schuester's 3 hellion nefews n worse, Q is pretendin to be Madonna circa Papa Don't Preach
[From Santana:]
What even is that? You've killed my buzz, Puckerman. It's time I take matters into my own hands.
[From Puck:]
Just wait 4 me. Q gets tired easily now. Once she n the hellions r sleepin I'll cum over
[From Santana:]
…
[From Puck:]
Sound like a plan?
[From Puck:]
San?
[From Puck:]
Baby u better not b slippin n slidin without Puckzilla
[From Puck:]
Shit, girl!
[From Santana:]
I started and ended without you, Puckerman. But if you're good I'll let you take me out for a burger.
[From Puck:]
And round 2?
[From Santana:]
Ever since Britt started buying raw meat to feed to Lord Tubbington, ground beef makes me horny so it's a possibility.
[From Puck:]
Righteous. Meet u at Kewpee
[From Santana:]
Wanky!