Sonic vs. Mario
Miles "Tails" Prower is in his workshop in the Mystic Ruins, tinkering with some gadgets. "Almost done here, need to make a few adjustments", Tails said, but then the gadget blew up in his face.
"Dammit!" Tails yelled, knocking the scraps off his table. A knock on his door occurred.
"Who can that be?" Tails asked. When he opened the door it was Rouge. "Hey Tails, I was just in the area and…can you hide me?" Rouge asked.
"What for?" Tails asked. "You see sweetie, I came to steal the Master Emerald", Rouge said. "Again?" Tails asked.
"Yeah, well I was caught by Knuckles and he's in a foul mood", Rouge was saying. Tails then heard Knuckles yelling. "Where the hell are you Rouge!?" Knuckles yelled.
"Damn", Tails said. "Please, hide me, I can't deal with this guy when he's pissed off like this", Rouge said.
"OK, but don't do anything stupid, not like I have any jewels in my house", Tails said. "Thank you honey", Rouge said and kissed Tails in the cheek.
"Another thing to get straight, I am not your boyfriend, so don't get cuddly around me", Tails said.
"Ok, your loss", Rouge said. "Hey I'm a little kid, you're a mature teen, it won't work out", Tails said. "Not yet", Rouge said. "Just get inside before Knuckles comes and kills you", Tails said.
Rouge entered Tails' house. "Nice place, you've really outdone yourself here kid", Rouge said.
"Thank you", Tails said. He then turned on the T.V. there was a report on T.V. about a Special Olympics game hosted by Scarlet Garcia.
"I'm Scarlet Garcia here at the Beijing Olympics, but it's not your regular Olympics, it's a special Olympics where one man will compete with his friends; we all know this man well, he had crazy parties, he played tennis, soccer, basketball, just about everything, he even saved the princess from an evil koopa, give it up for everyone's favorite plumber, Mario", Scarlett said.
"Great, it's Mario", Tails said. "That Italian plumber that's legendary?" Rouge asked. "
Sonic's done legendary stuff too", Tails said.
Mario then spoke. "Hello there, it's-a me, Mario, I'm hosting the Olympics, and I'm hoping for good competition, I hereby challenge Sonic the Hedgehog to appear with his friends and challenge us", Mario said.
"What!" Tails exclaimed. "Sonic?" Rouge said.
"I want Sonic to be at The Olympics", Mario said. "Well good luck there Mario, hopefully Sonic accepts, this is Scarlett Garcia, signing off", Scarlett said.
"Oh my God, Sonic vs. Mario?" Tails said. A knock on the door occurred.
"That's probably Knuckles, I'll hide", Rouge said. Tails answered the door.
"Hey there Knuckles", Tails said. "Hey Tails have you seen Rouge around here, I want to pound her to smithereens", Knuckles said.
"No I haven't seen her, but I have some interesting news, it's about Mario", Tails said. "Mario, that Italian plumber?" Knuckles asked.
"Yeah, he issued a challenge to Sonic to meet him at the Olympics", Tails said. "That's weird; I better let him know, wanna join me?" Tails asked.
"I'm really busy with my gadgets, I'll join you later, I'll let you know if I see Rouge", Tails said. "Thanks little buddy", Knuckles said, and then he left.
Rouge went to Tails. "Thanks for covering for me", Rouge said, giving a little pinch to Tails down under. "Hey what are you doing?" Tails asked.
"Pinching your cheeks", Rouge said. "I prefer you pinch the ones on my face", Tails said. "But your butt cheeks are softer", Rouge said. "What's wrong with you?" Tails asked. Rouge chuckled a little.
Later Knuckles found Sonic running along some canyons. "Hey Sonic!" Knuckles shouted.
"Yo Knuckles, long time no see", Sonic said.
"Sonic, Tails said her heard about a challenge issued to you by Mario", Knuckles said. "Mario, my rival?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah, he said something about the Olympic games", Knuckles said. "I'm gonna have to look into that, thanks for the info", Sonic said.
"No problem Sonic", Knuckles said. "I wonder why he would challenge me though, we are not immediate rivals, people just can't decide who they like better", Sonic said.
"Maybe that's why he challenged you, to see who really is better", Knuckles said. "Yeah you're right, see you around, say hi to Tails for me, why wasn't he here though?" Sonic asked.
"He said he was busy, and was looking out for Rouge so I can pound her into nothing", Knuckles said. "She try to steal the master emerald again?" Sonic asked.
"Why won't she just quit, I'm really starting to get pissed", Knuckles said. "Ok, take a chill pill and go back to the emerald before Rouge steals it behind your back", Sonic said.
"Shit you're right", Knuckles said and ran out of there. Meanwhile Mario is talking to Luigi. "You send the letters?" Mario asked.
"Yes, 8 people got them, we will show Sonic who's boss", Luigi said. The letters were sent to 8 people, who will they be? Later that night, it was time for Tails to go to sleep.
"Well I don't know where I'm gonna sleep", Tails said. "Why not your bed?" Rouge asked. "No you can sleep there, maybe I'll take my couch", Tails said.
"Come on, sleep in bed with me, I'll feel much safer", Rouge said. "I don't know I'm uncomfortable about sleeping in the same bed as a girl" Tails said.
"But we know each other, we're friends aren't we?" Rouge asked. "But you're always mean to us", Tails said.
"I'm not that mean, not to you, you're my favorite", Rouge said pinching Tails' cheeks. "It's my face and I'm still uncomfortable", Tails said.
"Relax, you have nothing to worry about", Rouge said. "(Sighs) Ok Rouge, but no funny stuff", Tails said.
They slept on the bed. "Remember, don't try anything, goodnight", Tails said. "Relax, you can trust me", Rouge said.
At three in the morning, Rouge was sleep-groping, rubbing Tails in a very private area. Tails felt this and woke up and witnessed what would scar him. "ROUGE!" Tails shouted.
"What is it?" Rouge said, waking up startled. "You are touching me in a way I don't want to be touched", Tails said. "Oh sorry, I didn't notice", Rouge said.
"Whatever, I'm sleeping on the sofa", Tails said while leaving. "I really am sorry Tails", Rouge said. "I know Rouge, I know", Tails said, then went to the sofa.
The next morning, Tails awoke from the smell of bacon. "Mm, that smells good", Tails said and entered the kitchen and saw that Rouge had a bacon and eggs ready for him.
"Hi Tails, I hope this makes up for last nights misunderstanding", Rouge said. Tails looked at the bacon and eggs.
"Yeah, thank you", Tails said and ate his breakfast. "I also got the mail for yo, you got a letter one from Mario", Rouge said.
Tails spit out the orange juice he was drinking and looked at the letter. "It says here I'm invited to take part in the Olympic Games, this must have been what Mario was talking about", Tails said.
"Are you gonna go?" Rouge said. "If Sonic's going", Tails said. Knuckles knocked on the door and Tails answered while Rouge hid.
"Tails, I got an invite to the Olympics", Knuckles said. "You too? I got one as well", Tails said. "We gotta go to Sonic", Knuckles said.
"Um, not now I gotta do something", Tails said. Knuckles grew suspicious. "Are you hiding something?" Knuckles asked.
"No of course not", Tails said. "You are always excited to go see Sonic, now you don't want to see him, that's just not like you", Knuckles said.
"What can I say I'm growing up", Tails said. Rouge moved a little to see if Knuckles was gonna leave soon, but knocked something over and made a noise.
"What was that, is someone here with you?" Knuckles asked. "No, that was nothing", Tails said. "That didn't sound like nothing", Knuckles said, then entered the house and saw Rouge hiding in the corner.
"You were hiding Rouge in your house?" Knuckles asked, very annoyed. "Well she needed help and I felt sorry for her so I helped", Tails said.
"You helped a jewel thief, aiding a criminal?" Knuckles asked. "She's not that bad, besides I couldn't let you hurt her the way you said you were going to do", Tails said. "What are you in love with her?" Knuckles asked.
"No, I just didn't feel I should let you hurt her", Tails said. "Whatever, so are we gonna go see Sonic or what?" Knuckles asked. "Ok, lets go Rouge", Tails said, and everyone went to see Sonic flying the Tornado II.
Tails and Knuckles weren't the only ones; Shadow was given a letter by the Mail-Toad. "Well Omega, it seems I've been invited to the Olympics", Shadow said. "Are you going to attend?" Omega asked.
"Sure, why not, I've heard of this Mario, time to put his legend to rest", Shadow said. "It says we need to catch a plane, should we go to the address of the airport?" Omega asked.
"Yeah, let's not waste time", Shadow said.
At the house of Chaotix, Vector is listening to some music on his headphones while Espio was meditating. Then Charmy buzzed in.
"I got the mail!" Charmy said, flying into Vector, knocking him over, and disrupting Espio's meditation.
"What the hell is wrong with you Charmy?" Vector asked. "I got the mail", Charmy said. "You didn't need to barge in like that Charmy, it's very disruptive", Espio said.
"Sorry", Charmy said. Vector looked at the mail.
"Bill, bill, bill, coupons, bill, hey what's this?" Vector asked when seeing the invite letter.
"What is it?" Espio asked. "It's an invitation for us to attend the Olympic hosted by Mario", Vector said.
"Mario?" Espio said. "We're gonna be in the Olympics? That's totally awesome", Charmy said. "Actually Charmy, you're gonna be a referee", Vector said.
"Damn, I wanted to be in the games", Charmy whined. "Well I guess me and Vector are gonna represent Chaotix", Espio said. "Actually Espio, you're a ref too, I'm the only member invited to participate", Vector said.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Espio asked. "Sorry, it's what it says", Vector said.
"I don't believe this", Espio said. "Well we better start packing, time to show Mario the power of Team Chaotix", Vector said.
Elsewhere, Silver is relaxing on a hilltop when Blaze came with a letter. "Silver, I was invited by this Mario guy to be in the Olympics", Blaze said.
"Good for you, it's a good way to show some talent", Silver said. "I don't know, I'm a little nervous about joining, all those people watching me", Blaze said.
"Relax, it's just a game, don't worry about them", Silver said. "Well, I guess it won't be so bad because I believe Sonic will be there as is says Sonic and Mario at the Olympic Games", Blaze said.
"Good, Sonic will help you, was there an invite for me?" Silver asked. "No, not for you", Blaze said. "Damn, I would have liked to join, ah no use crying over spilled milk", Sliver said and the 2 headed out.
Sonic had also gotten an invitation as well obviously. "So this thing is for real, better go show Mario a thing or two", Sonic said.
"Sonic!" Amy shouted from a distance, she was coming with Cream and Cheese. Sonic was uncomfortable to see her, he predicted proposing, chasing and hammers. "What is it Amy?" Sonic asked sighing.
"Sonic, I was invited to the Olympics by that Mario guy", Amy said. "So was I, so I guess we're a team", Sonic said.
"Yeah, you and I, and Cream will be there too", Amy said. "I was voted to be a referee", Cream said. "Chao, Chao", Cheese said.
"I wonder if anyone else got an invitation, he wouldn't just invite you and me, Olympics are about teams", Sonic said. "Well as long as we're in it together", Amy said.
"Sonic!" Tails shouted from a distance, approaching in the Tornado II. "What's up little buddy", Sonic said. "Sonic, me and Knuckles were invited to join the Olympics", Tails said.
"Wow you too, that makes four of us", Sonic said. "Yeah, it says we need to catch a flight to Beijing, it's later on today", Tails said. "This is such short notice", Sonic said. "Well let's get going", Knuckles said. "Ok, come on gang", Sonic said. Everyone went to the airport.
When the group got to the airport, they saw Shadow and Omega waiting for the plane. "Hey Shadow, what brings you here?" Sonic asked.
"This", Shadow said, showing the invitation. "Well, it looks like you're joining me, Tails, Knuckles and Amy in the Olympics", Sonic said. "Does that mean we're on the same team?" Shadow asked.
"I guess so buddy", Sonic said. "Do not call me buddy, I am not your buddy, I am your rival, enemy and worst nightmare", Shadow said.
"That attitude won't help us win", Sonic said. "I will cooperate with you, but only for that occasion", Shadow said. "O…K", Sonic said.
"Hey Rouge, what are you doing with them?" Shadow asked. "I stayed at Tails' house to avoid Knuckles as he was ready to kill me", Rouge said. "Oh really?" Shadow said, then went to Knuckles and eyed him. Knuckles eyed back.
"Don't even think about hurting her, or you will regret it", Shadow said. "Whatever, you don't scare me", Knuckles said. "You should be scared", Shadow said.
He then walked to Tails. "Thanks for assisting Rouge", Shadow said. "Sure, no problem", Tails said. Soon Team Chaotix arrived. "It's almost time boys", Vector said.
"Yeah, our Olympics debut", Charmy said. "Hmm, whatever", Espio said.
"Man Espio, you normally don't act like this", Vector said. "This is an insult to my skills, he doesn't take me seriously", Espio said.
"Well maybe next year", Vector said. He then saw the gang. "Well if it isn't Sonic, guess I would expect you here, and it looks like your friends are in this as well", Vector said.
"Well me, Tails, Amy, Shadow and Knuckles are, Omega and Rouge are going in the audience, and Cream is a referee", Sonic said.
"Wow, just like me and Espio", Charmy said. "You too Espio, I'd expect you in as you are very talented", Cream said.
"Yeah, that guy does not see me as a challenge and that insults me", Espio said. "Maybe he sees you as a threat and did not want you in", Tails said.
"What a pathetic excuse of a challenger", Espio said. Silver and Blaze also arrived. "Sonic, you're here, so you are attending the Olympics", Blaze said.
"Yeah, me Knuckles, Shadow, Tails, Amy and Vector", Sonic said. "I got an invite too, but Silver didn't, guess he doesn't know him well", Blaze said.
"Nice to see you again Sonic", Silver said. "Same here, we are ready for action", Sonic said. "I guess there are seven of us in the Olympics", Tails said. "Make that eight", Eggman said approaching the area.
"Eggman, you were invited too?" Sonic asked. "Yes, Mario is working with his enemy Bowser so I guess he expects us to work as a group", Eggman said.
"I'm not down with that idea, but I guess you can be of use to us", Sonic said. "Of course I can, we can win this thing no problem if we can cooperate", Eggman said.
"Now I have to work with the doctor", Shadow said. "This will not end well", Omega said. The transporter arrived in Beijing and it took everyone to the Olympics area.
