A/N: This was a comedy that I made up! Completely original... for one this is NOT an angsty kind of fanfiction. WARNING:YOU MAY LAUGH SO HARD YOU CAN'T BREATHE. YOU MAY BE THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THIS. IF YOU ARE... THEN YOU ARE NOT NORMAL. THATS OK TO. NONE OF US HERE ARE. I hope you enjoy this one! Also, if Sora is in any fanfics by Aros Sterling than she will be portrayed as a girl. Don't like?... don't read!
"It's not banana! My hair doesn't even look like a banana!" Yugo threw an eggplant at Yuto. "Whatever you have to tell yourself," Yuto commented. "Can't you guys work it out your-" Yuya said. "SHUT IT TOMATO HEAD" Yugo and Yuto jinxed. "And the hits just keep on coming" Yuri muttered. "Cabbages are meant to be eaten, they don't talk!" Yugo screamed. Yuri rolled his eyes at this. Yuto stared Yugo. "Dude, worst roast ever!" He murmured.
"Mom the kids are fighting again!" Sora shouted. Serena rolled her eyes. "Says the shortest person in the house." Sora glared at her. "I'm not short, you guys are just tall." Serena's eyes lit up and she gave Sora and evil smirk, "So you are agreeing to the fact that you are short?!" Sora shook her head. "I never said that." "Yes you did."
"I did not, I simply said that you are just taller than me! I never said that that made me short! I am not short! Shun tell her I'm not short!" Sora screamed at her boyfriend. "She's not short," Shun said. "Thank you," Sora said. "She's extremely short" he finished. "Yes see he's- hey wait a minute! SHUN!" She screamed! "Yes?" He said in a mocking tone, "what do you want?" She charged up the stairs to tackle him. "Can you even get up those stairs without your ladder? Or can you reach the rungs on that?" He asked.
"Did you get all that on video?" Rin asked, as she watched her older sister record all of this. Serena nodded, "Why wouldn't I have?" Rin shrugged. At that moment a tomato went flying across the room and landed on Serena. Her face was almost as red as the tomato. "WHO THREW THIS TOMATO AT ME?!" She bellowed. She pummeled all of the boys with the food their hair looked like.
Ruri was walking in. "I'm home the trip to the mall went faster than I thought. All my friends had homework to do and- WHAT THE?!" An eggplant hit her in the face and she screamed. "Was that Yuto?!" Yuto shook his head. She threw an eggplant at him. "Ha!" Yugo said. Yuto looked over at him. "Don't choke on this banana while you're to busy laughing." The banana came down and slat him in the face.
Rin slapped Yugo for making fun of Yuto.
Sora came down the stairs, searching for something that would cause the most pain on her boyfriend Shun. And she immediately slipped on a banana peel. And fell down the stairs and in the middle of the battle field. "The good news it that; your so short that you didn't have that far to go!" Shun said . Unfortunately, he slipped in the exact same banana peel.
Yuzu walked in the door at the exact same moment that all the chaos increased. "What's going in in here?" There was no response, they were all to busy throwing food at each other. "I said what's going on in here." Again food being thrown and insults being launched that no body responded. "STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND ANSWER ME!" Everybody turned to Yuzu. "What is going on?" She asked. They all told her what was going on.
She made them clean the whole house.
"I win" she said
A/N: So?! Yuzu the enforcer is the bomb. BAD NEWS EVERYONE! THIS IS A ONE-SHOT. And I actually liked it. So enjoy my archive! Mark my word I will have a Riley fanfic up before February 22nd!