Riff Raff

Grumpy, Paranoid

Serving, Drying, Shooting

Lonely Servant Time-warping Always

With His Sister

Moody Hunchback

Conqueror



Brad

Truthful, Honest

Driving, Doubting, Exclaiming

Naïve man wanting only

To have Janet

Shy Boy

Asshole



Frank

Arrogant, Cruel

Fucking, Dancing, Singing

Outgoing person talk always

About his creation

Glamorous Man

Unlucky



Janet

Naïve, Kind

Talking, Fucking, Singing

Insatiable woman looking always

For a man

Blonde Girl

Slut



Magenta

Kind, Pale

Cooking, Cleaning, Singing

Impatient person wanting only

To go home

Restless Domestic

Incestuous



Dr. Scott

Paralyzed, Old

Blabering, eating, wheeling

Arrogant scientist looking to find

His only nephew

Ugly geezer

Nazi



Columbia

Squeaky, bright

Dancing, singing, whining

Perky groupie tap-dancing away

At Frank's Convention

Eddie's Girl

Cheery



Rocky

Mute, Blonde

Flexing, Posing, Singing

Tanned hunk screwed Janet

Pissed off Frank

A Creation

Muscular

Crim

Old, Smoker

Telling, smoking, teaching

Funny Chucky being lauged at

By the crowed

Charles Gray

Cool



Eddie

Greaser, Cool,

Riding, Singing, Playing Sax

Old Meatloaf getting eaten

At the dinner

Good With Ketchup

Fat