Title: Center Ice
Series: Stargate: SG-1
Rating: K
Summary: Now Jack never has to worry about missing his hockey games again.
Disclaimer: SG-1 and everything related, me no own. I would be rich if I did.
Jack sighed as once again their mission was delayed from returning home. Why was it always his luck? He silently cursed Daniel, as that was always Daniel. Now, he stood over in the corner of the main atrium building, counting down the hours until the team was able to go home. He was so caught up in his thoughts that he never heard Sam approach him.
"Bored, sir?" she asked. At his nod, she continued; "Well, it should only be a couple more hours before we're able to go home. Worried about missing your hockey game tonight?"
"Not really Carter," he responded. "I have Direct TV now."
Carter nodded not really understanding what Jack was getting at. "And why would you having Direct TV relate to your hockey game?"
Jack chuckled. "Because oh wise one, with Direct TV I now have Center Ice. With Center Ice I am able to get my hockey games on demand, and therefore never have to worry about missing any game while off world. It's perfect!"
Carter could only laugh out loud at Jack's logic. "I'm sure you're the kind of person they envisioned for their program."
"They're advertising slogan should be: With Direct TV's Center Ice, you'll never have to worry about missing a hockey game ever again…even when on another planet!" he shouted.
A/N: that came to me while watching an advertisement for Direct TV, and decided it would be perfect for Jack!