Hey Marky
What's up?
Bill dumped me.
Again?
Yeah. He was an asshole anyway. How is Carol?
Carla.
Whatever.
She's okay. We've been dating for almost four months now.
Have you done it?
What!
Have you?
How is that any of your business?
I want to know!
Well I'm not going to tell you.
Why?
Because it's none of your business!
This means you haven't.
Haven't what?
Done it.
What? Why would you say that?
Because you aren't bragging. All guys brag. It's a fact of life.
Well I don't.
Well maybe you should.
Maureen I am not going to tell my little sister's best friend about my sex life.
Or lack of sex life.
What?
Nothing.
I do not have a lack of sex life. Me and Carol just feel like our relationship is on a more mature level than to give in to sexual temptation.
Carla.
What?
Her name's Carla. You said Carol.
Oh. Whatever. The point is we don't need sex.
What? That's lame.
No it's not. We just don't feel like the responsibilities or consequences of sex are on our level of maturity.
Hello? That's why birth control was invented. Bang her.
What!
Bang her. Screw her. Fuck her. Boink her. Make crazy, wild, passionate love to her.
Maureen!
What? I'm just saying.
Well don't.
Mark are you gay or something? You're eighteen and you haven't had sex with your girlfriend yet.
So?
Aren't you the least bit horny?
Maureen!
Sorry, sorry.
Thank you.
There must be some reason.
Some reason what?
You won't bang her.
Are we still on that?
Yes and don't roll your eyes at me. Hey, have you ever?
Ever what?
Had sex. Oh I bet that's it!
What's it?
You've never had sex before!
And why would you think that?
Have you ever had sex?
That's none of your business.
Marky, are you a virgin?
That's none of your business.
Marky?
What?
Are you?
Yes.
Wow.
Shut up.
Well then.
Let's not talk about it anymore. Why did Bill dump- Maureen? What are you doing? Maureen? Why are you taking off your sweater? Maureen? Mo?
Mark.
What?
Shut up and kiss me.
A/N: I know it's weird. And that there's no punctuation. Shut up. I don't care. I started out the story with a conversation I had always pictured between Maureen and Mark, and I really didn't want to add description or anything. It's really hard to get it right, and I needed a story fast because my sister was kicking me off the computer. Now the conversation alternates Maureen, Mark, Maureen, Mark. It ends with a sex scene, aka Maureen taking off her sweater. I know it's bad! SM