Disclaimer: The song is Country Joe's song, Cassiopée's mine.Okay, she does belong to herself a bit. But she's mostly mine. Mine I tell ya'!
This songfic was written of behalf of Cassiopée's Twentieth Birthday.
Joyeux Anniversaire Cassiopée!
Voilà, je t'avais promis de le faire un jour, et tada! Rien que pour toi, la voici enfin...
Sinwen:
Gimmie a F
Gimmie an A
Gimmie a N
Gimmie a F
Gimmie an I
Gimmie a C
What does that spell?
Crowd :
FANFIIIIIIC
Werefern:
Well come on, all you pretty shounen
Cassiopée needs your help again.
She foud again a terrible plot
That will soon have killed you lot.
So get out the books and pick up a wand,
We're gonna have a whole lot Angst.
Sirius:
And it's one-two-three what are we dying for?
Don't ask me I don't have a clue
Next could be me or you
And it's five-six-seven, open up the pearly gates
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whopee! We're all gonna die!
Remus:
Come in Hogwarts, don't be slow,
Why man, this fic is a Go-Go-Go.
Ther's plenty good reviews to be made
Supplying internet with fools for the trade.
Just hope and pray that the next chapter,
She kills another character!
Sirius:
Come on, Characters, let's move fast
Your big chance has come at last.
Now you can go out and smash you head
Caus the only good hero is one that's dead.
And you know tha fics give you nice mood,
If they die horribly for a greater good.
Werefern:
Come on, Authors through the world,
Pack your boys off to Cassiopée!
Come on, Authors, don't hesitate,
Send your heroes off before it's too late!
Be the first one on your block
To have Cassiopée put your hero in a box!