Yahiko's Got Hair!
By, pinoykengumi7
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin
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"I don't think that Yahiko should go, that I do." Kenshin was acting all father-like again, which unanimously resulted in bruising Yahiko's pride. Not that it really mattered; he had more than enough to share with the whole Kamiya dojo.
"Yeah. HEAR THAT YAHIKO? YOU CAN'T GO." Kaoru stood up and shook her fist at the boy.
"WHO SAYS, BUSU?" Yahiko too, stood up.
"Maa maa. We shouldn't fight, that we shouldn't." Sano had just taken advantage of the opportunity, namely consuming the rest of Yahiko's food.
Yahiko and Kaoru both turned to Kenshin. "You were the one who said he couldn't come, Kenshin."
"Yeah." Yahiko echoed.
"…oro?"
"Don't 'oro' us. We know you aren't innocent."
"GET HIM!"
"…oro…"
Kaoru had wanted to go to Kyoto to visit Misao and the others. Naturally, she had wanted Kenshin to come along. Just as naturally, Kenshin had complied. He could always soothe his nerves over a cup of tea with the stoic former okashira. Which left Sano and Yahiko. Sanosuke decided he would go and visit Tsunan, his friend from the Sekihoutai. Now what to do with Yahiko…
"I WANT TO GO!"
"Brat, you're just a kid. Let Jou-chan and Kenshin have their time together." Sanosuke calmly said. He was somewhat content now, and spent his time chewing on the fish bone.
"...oro..."
"I AM NOT A KID!"
"Oh?" He raised an eyebrow cynically.
"You wanna fight?"
"I'll whip you."
"Maa maa." Kenshin held his hands up in defence as three icy glares were directed his way.
"Yahiko. Just face it, you're still a kid." Kaoru kneeled back down.
"Yeah. Why do you want to go anyway?" Sano spat his fish bone out. "Are you really that eager on seeing the weasel girl?"
"NO!"
"Then why are you denying yourself a chance to stay with that little waitress from the Akabeko? What was her name?"
"Tsubame?" Kaoru supplied.
"Yeah. Tsubame." Yahiko's face turned red.
"I-I just want to go somewhere!"
"Mm."
"Yahiko, maybe next time you can come, but not this time." Kaoru gently said.
"No." Yahiko spat.
"Yahiko, even though your spirit is one of a man, you still are a child." Kenshin's words didn't do anything to calm Yahiko down.
"Then why can't I go? You say I am a man but…"
"Prove you are a man, brat."
Yahiko thought for a while, then a smirk came across his face. "I will." He took his gi off, leaving him bare-chested.
"Oro?"
"Yahiko…"
"I HAVE PUBIC HAIR!" He lifted one arm up and pointed to his armpit, where one or two small hairs were visible.
-BANG-
"Eh? Why is everyone down on the ground?" Yahiko shook his head. "They must be bowing at my manliness."
"…Kid, pubic hair is 'down there', not under your arms." Sanosuke managed to splutter out before his head made contact with the ground again.
- Owari -
OMAKE (for those who want more)
Tsubame: -comes into the dojo with Megumi- Eto… Yahiko-chan, what are you doing without your gi on? –blush-
Yahiko: Um… -quickly puts gi back on-
Megumi: -sticks nose up in the air- He's been influenced by that stupid Rooster head.
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Author's Notes
Goodness, what in the world made Yahiko think that pubic hair was armpit hair xD I have way too much time on my hands. Sorry it's short! Heh, but something along the lines of this actually happened (but not to me xP) –sweats- Anyway, leave a review for me please?
-Duckii Mustang-