Animal Planet
Zim sat on the couch in the living room. He was utterly bored and nothing good seemed to be on T.V. he flipped through dozens of channels irritably and sighed in defeat.
"This human technology is so stupid that it shows nothing good. Why do these worm-babies even have such stinky electronics?" he grumbled and continued switching through multiple channels.
"You do know that instead of continuously pressing the channel button, you could just go to the guide." Computer beeped.
"Silence! Zim knows that and…I uh…was just waiting to see if you would be smart enough to figure it out! Yes…that is why…"
He heard Computer sigh, annoyed. "Idiot."
"What was that?" Zim screeched.
"Nothing."
But, Zim being Zim, he just kept switching channels. Finally something caught his interest and he turned up the volume.
"Now, back to Animal Planet." A voice on the television announced.
"Animal Planet?" Zim cocked his head to the side curiously. "What planet has animals that ZIM does not know about?"
"Just shut up and listen." Computer stated.
"Hmph." He pouted but shut his mouth.
A video of two grizzly bears appeared on the screen. To Zim it seemed as if the larger one was rubbing up against the smaller one.
"It is summer time and that means it is the season for these grizzly's to find a mate. As shown, the male grizzly affectionately rubs against the female to gain trust. The female nudges him back, indicating that she…well trusts him. If she didn't, you see, she would have just walked off to look for another mate. But, back to the point, the female lowers herself to the ground and the male grizzly climbs partially onto her. His claws grasp her fur. It may seem like he is hurting her but this is merely a sing showing that he is protecting her. From what, who knows? I mean, we're human, we don't know everything."
"Yeah, then why does the Dib-beast think he does?" Zim sneered but his eyes then were glued to the screen as the female bear growled out loud.
"She has growled out loud because he is well…you know…Anyways, this process of sexual activity goes on for about a half-hour. Then, the male bear guides the exhausted female to the den area. After about six months, in which the father leaves, the female then gives birth, usually to two or three cubs. She nurses them for perhaps a year and then they're off on their own. And by then it is mid-spring and the grizzlies get ready for another season of summer."
The screen then went black and Zim just stared, eyes still transfixed on it.
"Sexual activity? Grizzlies? What in the world?" Zim spluttered. A thought came to his mind. "I bet the Dib-stink can tell me what that is! His abnormally large head is so big he's bound to know this information! Yes, this plan is ingenious!"
"Yeah, cause all your other ingenious plans went so well." Computer sighed.
"Silence!" Zim shouted as he walked out his front door.
Poor Dib didn't know what awaited him.