Prussia had no idea what he'd done to cause THIS. He had been 'innocently' minding his own business, just after one of the world meetings, just about to leave...when he was approached by an absolutely fuming Switzerland, who soon begun blurting something about 'More screen time', and 'Good Fanfiction sex'. Honestly, Prussia had no idea what the Hell he was talking about!

Switzerland took a deep breath and pulled out one of his hidden guns. 'Look, Prussia," he said the title in almost a purr, "Just take me to your house now, or I'll seriously fuck you up instead of it being the other way around." the blond said staring sensually at the Prussian in a way that seemed to shoot every article off clothing off the perfect pale body.

"Eh! So, finally coming on to the Awesome me, huh? Well, sorry, kid! I have places to see, people to do! Kesesesese~" the Prussian retorted turning his back away from the sexually deprived Swiss.

BIG mistake.

Switzerland thrusted his arm forward, and grabbed the taller male harshly by the back of his shirt, and threw him back around.

"Take me to your house now." He emphasized his point by slowly stroking his gun against his throat, sending shivers down Prussia's spine.

"Do I even have a choice?" The Prussian knew well his life was in danger, but he smirked anyway, finding this scenario disturbingly sexy. A cocked eyebrow and a lick of the lips was all he received in response.

And so, Prussia lead (was dragged by) the Swiss to his house, in complete, heavy silence, not completely sure what he was about to do to him, but the visible lust in Switzerland's eyes made it quite obvious.

Prussia had led Switzerland into the family room, old and almost unused since this home was normally vacant when he usually spent his time bugged Austria or Germany, saw the couch and thought of new ways to use it before the blond's gun round it's way to his side yet again.

"No. Way. I deserve at least a bed, you lucky pervert!" the angry Swiss commanded sliding his gun across his chest as if to taunt the other of what lied under the think green uniform.

"Heh, changing the sheets would be easier for the awesome me, right?" Prussia joked, feeling a drop of sweat coming down from his temple. Damn was the horny Swiss looking hot right now. Whatever God brought this about, he was sure to thank them.

Seriously, Prussia could barely resist just slamming the insanely hot Swiss against a wall and just doing him right there, but he knew he had to be somewhat restrained if he didn't want to be shot.

"You better hope you have spare sheets. You won't even want the old ones after this." Prussia's pants were so tight at that point, it was awkward and uncomfortable to walk to his room, but he just knew it would be damn worth it!

The second Prussia had the door fully opened, Switzerland tackled him onto the nearby bed. "Look, Prussia, tell me why we haven't done this before. Why NO ONE wants me to just fuck you senseless or to let you claim my 'vital regions'? Hm? Why is it always Canada! *lick* Or Russia *bite* Mmm~ Or all those sexy bad touch trio fics? *kiss* Mmm. A-aren't I good enough for people! The only time I ever get any is from boring old Austria or my sister, can you imagine how wrong that is! I guess you can getting some from your brother but at least he's not like a 11 year-year old girl!" The Swiss finally questioned looked at the Prussian with glazed over eyes, nipping at the neck hungrily.

Quickly Switzerland switched their position to have the taller Prussian male hovering above him before pulling down on his shirt for another passionate kiss. Prussia was just barely registering all of the blond's words, but with a skilled tongue lick that going down his throat, what type of man would he be if he didn't say damn to everything and only focus on regaining the control of the kiss.

The two engaged in an epic tongue battle for a few minutes before Prussia found some (perverted) sense and let his hand travel down to the Swiss's bottom and grabbing the tight cheeks firmly. It was almost getting unbearable how much he needed to be between them, but he could wait for the steamy foreplay that was going on.

"Mm! Someone's a bit sex deprived, huh? I think you need to please me before I can please you, right?" the albino teased with a 'kese'.

Switzerland fingered the waistband. He hated to admit it, but he was pretty desperate right now, and was willing to do almost anything the arrogant albino told him to, no matter how degrading.

Prussia smirked smugly, knowing for well that he had full power over the Swiss at that moment, and that he could probably get anything he wanted. Oh, this was just Awesome.

"Kese, so Swissy, how often do you real sex? I understand you don't get it on in stories much, but, kese, surely that doesn't mean you don't take it in real life~" the Prussian asked sickly sweet trailing light finger's beneath the Swiss's shirt and undoing his coat.

"Ever been touched like this?" he teased squeezing a now perk nipple. A small predator-like growl escaped his pale lips tracing down the blond's neck ever too slowly. Oh this felt good, the gentleness before he would begin to ram himself inside the other, damn the soft noises he was hearing, Prussia needed more!

Tearing off the smaller's top clothing off skillfully, Prussia leaned in to roughly peck on the exposed flesh and hard nubs. The trigger-happy Swiss turned out to be so much softer than one would expect with the hard and nicely shaped muscles. Switzerland, most neutral of all neutral nations, needed to be taken up the ass as soon as possible.

At first Switzerland bit on his lip to cover up any noises of pleasure, but soon gave up on that, a sharp intake of breath ruining that all. Damn, the albino was far too skilled at this! All of the rumors he heard about him were true. Not that he even had any doubts about that before.

Prussia let out a low growl, biting fiercely on Switzerland's neck, finally making the smaller man release a loud, desperate moan. He trailed his tongue down the toned body, sure to leave plenty of bite marks. There was no way he was going to let Switzerland forget this any time soon! He reached down and palmed at the 'neutral' country's crotch through the fabric, earning another wanton moan in reply.

A desperate and suppressed moan escaped the blond's lips, along with some pride as he began to arch a little into the hand. Lust and need beginning to take their rightful place in him as he stared at the fully clothed Prussian and arousal.

"B-bastard! Tah-take you cloths off, t-too! I am not letting you touch me an-anymore until you do!" Switzerland threatened not meaning a word of the bluff.

Even though Prussia could tell that last statement was far from true, he knew how angry a certain Swiss could get so obediently followed the command... Though really, angry sex would be so hot right now! Just the thought made Prussia's cock twitch in need.

This foreplay was just them being masochistic, feeling each other's hard needs now grinding against each other's still fully clothed, yeah, sex in general seemed nice.

Switzerland frowned at how painfully slowly the Prussian undressed himself, as he was just left there panting, and failing to keep his dignity in tact. When Prussia had finally removed his shirt, he plunged his hand into Switzerland's briefs, and grabbed his throbbing member, a cruel grin on his face.

Switzerland couldn't even hold back the half-scream, half-moan that tore through his throat. He rolled his hips against Prussia's hand, absolutely loving the feeling, as Prussia chuckled lowly.

"Wow, you really are desperate, kese~"

Switzerland didn't bother in the least trying to deny it and just kept pushing himself into the hand, moaning shamelessly.

"Y-yes! Please! J-just keep going like that and...! Mmm!" Even though almost no time has passed since the hand began to stroke him and Switzerland was already feeling an end approaching, one of many he hoped to have.

Seeing a well and strong 'five meters' almost standing enough to rip through the constricting pants, Switzerland reached as best he could to Prussia's throbbing cock and tried to rub it as well.

"Take off -take off your pants!" the Swiss ordered, reaching his climax and spazzing his seed all over the inside of his pants and the Prussian's hands.

Prussia chuckled, removing his hand from the Swiss' member, and licking any remaining juices off. He slowly let his hands drift to the waistband of his pants, and quickly removed-well, he pretty much threw them off-and tossed them carelessly to the side of the bed, not caring at all what they hit. He then removed his underwear, in barely even a second, revealing the fabled 'five meters'.

Switzerland, mind still fuzzy from the orgasm, ran his tongue slowly along the side of Prussia's cock, earning a gasp from the older male.

"Now who's desperate?" He breathed, staring up into lust-filled eyes.

"Mm~ Do I get a reward if I say 'me'?" Prussia asked spreading his legs and lifting his arms above his head, purposely looking like the most innocent being in the world for the Swiss to see.

Switzerland didn't reply in words so much as a devious smirk as he bobbed his mouth up and down on the Prussian's head. A tentative lick at first to the tip, but the blond quickly finds himself taking in more of the Prussia's large shaft in his mouth. It wasn't any where near five meters (who wold be?) but it definitely was to big enough to fit entirely in his mouth and then some.

Prussia's moans and pleads made Switzerland's more manhood spring up with new life and made him suck and lick even more deeply than he would imagine. The taste was odd but he wasn't going to be one to complain if something that big would be going up his butt and was sure to wet it well.

Switzerland drank every drop before finally pulling off his own pants to some unimportant location. He laid now on his back with legs spread wide and inviting for the other to see his puckering hole and new erection.

"Getting any new ideas, dear?" the blond asked so innocently and sweetly, Prussia almost thought it was some virgin girl if not for the thing between his legs. Instead of drooling and attacking the body lie he wanted, he smirked down and kissed the Swiss's lips gently.

"A few..." Prussia cooed kissing down the perfect chest once again teasingly. He knew what the other wanted and he needed it, too, but as Prussia, it just wouldn't be awesome to give in to soon!

Switzerland hissed sharply as Prussia bit down roughly on one of his nipples, leaving a harsh, deep bite mark. Prussia let his hands drift down to the Swiss' entrance, his fingers groping at his cheeks, squeezing them roughly as he practically rammed his tongue down the other male's throat once more. Switzerland moaned loudly into the kiss, clawing at the albino's back.

"Hm~...I'm still not sure if you deserve to have the awesome me inside you yet~" Gilbert breathed huskily down Switzerland's neck, nipping at the shell of his ear.

Even though the Swiss was panting and needy as hell, it didn't stop his digging his nails even more into the Prussian's back. "Ah! Bastard! Please!" Switzerland started to beg, eyes watering, "I need you! I need sex! I need to have sex with you so damn much! Please t-take me with your awesome five meters!" he continued, trying to stroke the other's ego to his whims.

Prussia felt the need in the other's voice and the hotness of having Switzerland of all nation begging him for his awesomeness? God, it was getting to be too much!

Even though he wanted to go dry so bad, he imagined how very little Switzerland got to do this sort of thing so Prussia kindly put his fingers at the blond's lips and smirked into his ear.

"Suck, then." he ordered simply to the desperate blond.

Switzerland slowly took Prussia's fingers into his mouth, running his tongue thoroughly over them, making sure to absolutely encase them in saliva. As much as he needed this, he didn't want it to hurt any more than it had to.

Prussia pulled his fingers away from Switzerland's lips, the blond's wet muscles flicking out one last time. He reached down to Switzerland's backside once more, and he roughly thrusted one of his fingers into his entrance, the smaller male gasping out and digging his fingernails into the skin on his back.

"Good~" Prussia scissored his fingers, stretching the Swiss male out slightly before entering another finger.

"Nyyy-nyyn! Bastard! It's... not the right place!" Switzerland growled out thrusting himself on the digits roughly hoping for the spot of nerves to finally be hit.

After a few tries, the two found it and aimed for the little place inside Switzerland before Prussia couldn't wait any longer and decided they were both ready.

Taking out the fingers slowly, the Prussian aligned his member with the Swiss's entrance looking at the blond for any last minute 'no' (which, by now probably would have been ignored anyway) and a confirming nod.

He received a typical, lusty glare and a quick nod but it was good enough for his as he rammed himself inside the sweet, puckering heat. "Ah-ahre ya hurd?" he mumbled feeling too good to speak properly.

Okay, the other male had absolutely no idea what that was even supposed to mean, but he panted a loud "Y-yes!" anyway, rocking his hips in Prussia's rhythm, forcing him deeper inside him, almost every thrust hitting that [i]perfect[/i] spot inside him.

Prussia trailed kisses along the Swiss' neck, leaving his marks all over the smaller man, 'claiming' him as his own. He clasped his hand around Switzerland's length, pumping quickly to make this experience even more pleasurable for him.

With a smirk, Prussia kept the rhythm up feeling the insanely tight heat making him go mad in the bliss. "Ke-Kese! Ya shure dun act hurt!" he teased rocking his hips out and slamming them back in to hit the heaven bringing spot within the other.

Switzerland just moaned and arched his back, pulling Prussia in for more passionate kisses and touches as they merged bodies in the most amazing of ways. With the hand pumping him and that special place being raided so hard, Switzerland didn't know when he would finish but at this rate a temporary end would be near as he wrapped his arms around the other's back, squeezing roughly.

"I-it's a good kind of hurt!" Switzerland just about managed to breathe heavily, not even bothering to hold back his screams, moans, and other sounds of sheer pleasure. Prussia was just so [i]good[/i] at this! He felt himself constrict around the Prussian's length as he let out a hoarse, needy moan, and he released over his and Prussia's bodies.

"W-wow, I must be pretty da-damn awesome if I'm making you finish s-so quickly!" Prussia smirked, going even faster to try and bring closer his own end.

The Swiss couldn't even form a proper comeback as he was still being taken and wanted the other to feel his sweet release as well. Wrapping his legs and pulling the thrusting hips even farthur inside him, Switzerland tightened himself to make the other so very close.

"A-aaah! Damn it all! You're s-so damn amazing! I-It feels too s-soon but-!" the Prussian's words were cut of by a deafeningly hot moan as he spilled his seed inside the tight entrance, kissing the blond madly while he came.

After a few moments, Prussia slowly pulled out, panting hard from his pleasure-high to collapse next to the Swiss, wrap his arms around the smaller male's body and grinned.

Switzerland found the albino's new course of action amusing as he slowly calmed and flipped them over once again. "You don't... really think I'm done with you yet, do you?" he hinted at, slowly rubbing their two now soft lengths together for revival.

Prussia wiped some sweat from his forehead, knowing that it wouldn't even take very long for him to get hard for a third time.

"Damn, you need to act like this more often..." He rolled back over, straddling the Swiss man once more. "Then maybe more people would write about you~" He rolled his hips against Switzerland's, eliciting a needy moan.

Switzerland wrapped his arms around Prussia's slim, toned body, and tugged him close for another, rough, tongue-filled kiss. He was hard, and more than ready to go again.

"Until then, it's my turn to fuck you hard in the ass, got it, Preußen?" Switzerland teased into Prussia's ear giving it a soft nibble before pinning him down and showing his chest in light kisses and love-marks.

Prussia may not have considered himself much of a bottom man, but the way Switzerland made him flutter in arousal and embarrassment and how he now officially felt powerless under the smaller was doing nothing for his pride.

Eventually Switzerland's mouth made it to Prussia's now thriving arousal and smirk as he pecked the head sweetly before giving the owner a dark look.

"Need much prep?" he asked wanting to just be inside the other already.

Prussia hated how the Swiss man could look so damn adorable and innocent when he was actually about to let him top! It was almost insulting, but he couldn't himself back! He shook his head, the look on his face showing just how much he longed to have Switzerland inside him already!

"Good~" He purred, inserting his fingers into his own mouth to slick them up before ramming two of them harshly inside the Prussian, creating a delicious mix of pain and pleasure.

"A-ah! That's all? Wh-when did'ja get so gentle?" the Prussian foolishly mocked squirming from only the two digits inside him.

The Swiss went slower from the little outburst to a point of completely removing both fingers and coating them with the the other's seed still awkwardly dipping from his backside before pushing three fingers in once more. Skillful stretching and thrusting movements were made until the albino unsurprised a deep moan. Found it~

"A-ah! Bastard! G-Give me the real shit now, damn it! Fuck m-!" his words were cut off by a much larger substance replacing the fingers forcefully and roughly inside.

The Prussian let out a long, drawn-out moan, gripping at the others' hips to force him even deeper inside the pale man, the feeling being almost too amazing to bear. "W-when did you get so awesome at this!" He panted, throwing his head back in pleasure.

"S-see? No-one e-ever understand my true ta-talents!" Switzerland rammed himself in harder, taking some of his angst out on the albino beneath him, biting down roughly on the vast area of pale skin before him, leaving no end of dark bruises and bite marks.

"H-Heh, peace through s-superior firepower r-right? Definitely n-not what people expect you to be sh-shooting off!" Prussia moaned trying to kep up with the person going inside him's rough, fast pace.

"Shut- Shut up now!" the Swiss command leaning in to claim a deep kiss from the already swelling lips.

Switzerland and Prussia continue to moan and keep rhythm touching each other as it's now the blond's turn to take the albino. The thrusting, touching, kissing, biting and even the clawing was oddly enough turning them both on so close to their releases.

Prussia had pretty much thrown all hope of keeping hold of some form of his dignity out of the window as he wrapped his legs even tighter around the Swiss male, forcing him inside him as deep as he could go. He dug his nails into his toned back, only seconds away from his climax.

Switzerland's thrusts got slower and gentler as he spilled deeply into the Prussian with a low moan. It felt good to finally be the one in control, to see the Prussian writhing in pleasure beneath him.

From the unexpected release, Prussia finally gave in and climaxed over the already sticky bodies as the Swiss came, both hard and sated beyond expected.

After some time passes, Switzerland is the first to move by slowly leaving the blissfully heated cave and collapsed by the man who took his real virginity.

"Damn that was good... Even if it's not written, you have to do this often!" Prussia teased feeling his chest calm down as he joked.

At this, Switzerland gave a genuine laugh and smirked. "Far from it, Mr. Awesome Virginity Stealer. Next time, since there will be one, I'm using my guns in you." the blond confirmed, leaning in to give the Prussian a gentle peck on the cheek. "Trust me, you want my smut."

If anyone's curious, yes, 3.5k+ and... it's really all NEEDED Smut. I'm not kidding. I am slightly upset! Switzerland appears/has longer duration of time then Prussia yet on this site, set the filter to M-rating, Language: English, voila you have SEVENTEEN entries.

Do the same with PRUSSIA, and there's about 261. Yeah, that's REALLY fair! Worse, exclude stories by me and PJB, it's all Liecht and Austria out there. And odd America one, and his gun... Real smooth, guys...

So as our counter attack? SMUT! Wonderful, glorious, pure smut~

Thank you all for reading and please review~ Become one with Switzerland! He's (IRL & APH WISE) So freaking AWESOME! As is PoisonJellybeans! Thank her as well for her wonderful obsession!

Also, since this is done from the Gaia message system, if there's a symbol replacing an erotic word's letter by mistake, I forgot to take it out or things in []. Sorry if I didn't catch them!