Fire Emblem Gets Schooled!
by Cyberchao X
A/N: You're probably expecting another whack-job parody, aren't you? Well, sorry to disappoint, bt this one is actually going to be fairly sane. Now, normal, that's another story... Have fun!
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Fire Emblem 7. I probably don't even own this concept. Don't kill me! (hides)
More A/N: This is one of those "take the characters and put them in a modern-day high school environment fanfics that I love so much. Yay me. Wait... Shit, I probably have to come up with last names! Why me?!?!?!
Chapter 1
"I heard we're getting a new classmate," Kent told his friend Sain. Both of them were juniors at Lycia High, the largest high school in the state of Elibe.
"Boy or girl?"
"Girl," he replied, knowing what would come next.
"Yes! I hope she's pretty!"
"Sain, you think all girls are pretty."
"I do not!" Sain protested, but was soon drawn away by a passing girl, whom he immediately began hitting on.
"You'd think he'd have learned by now," a sophomore named Wil remarked to Kent as Sain got slapped yet again.
"He'll never learn," Kent replied, shaking his head.
"So, you're going to be going to Lycia now, Lyn?"
"Yeah. I'm going to miss Sacae, but it's for the best." she reassured Florina. Florina was a freshman at Ilia, an all-girl private high school located in the north. This suited Florina just fine, as she was incredibly shy around men.
"We'll miss you," Florina's oldest sister, Fiora, told her. Fiora was a senior at Ilia. Their other sister, Farina, was a junior—at Ilia, of course.
"I'll miss you guys too." A limo pulled up. "Uh...what's this?"
"Didn't you know why you're headed off to Caelin?" Caelin was one of the cities in the Lycia sending district. The man who had stepped out of the limousine continued, "You have been found to be the long-lost heir to the Caelin family fortune." The Caelin family were the founders of the city that bore its name and were incredibly wealthy. However, the current head of the family, Hausen Caelin, had not approved of his daughter's love, and so she eloped. If not found, the fortune would have succeeded to his greedy younger brother, Lundgren. However, in his greed, Lundgren attempted to kill his brother and was now in prison. Only recently was it discovered that while Hausen's daughter had since died, his granddaughter still lived, and this was how Lyn became involved in all of this.
"Wow...well, that was...unexpected."
"And what beauty do we have here?" Sain asked, grinning. "I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. My name's—"
"Sain, I know," the girl interrupted.
"Your reputation as a womanizer precedes you, my friend," Kent jabbed.
"No, I just happened to be warned in advance."
"Hitting on the freshmen again, Sain?" came the gruff voice of Raven Cornwell, another junior. (A/N: They won't all be this easy, unfortunately.) "My sister's going to be returning home soon. I'd better not find you hitting on her."
"You have a sister?" Kent and Sain both asked.
"By birth, yes. She was adopted by a family in Etruria County, but she has decided that she wishes to return home."
"Bet she'll be disappointed to find that you're all she's got." Sain got himself knocked up against a locker.
"Yes, she'll be disappointed to learn that our parents are gone. But...before she left, she and I were very close."
Sain got up and turned to ask the freshmen her name, but she was already gone.
"Don't look so bummed out," Kent told him as they entered the classroom, "Besides, she already knew about your ways. Most likely, she already has a boyfriend, one who knows you."
"Ah...right. Say, I wonder if that's the girl Wil was talking about. I think he said her name was Rebecca?"
"Another one you wouldn't want to simply hit on haphazardly, then. If it is Rebecca, then not only would you be betraying a friend, but you'd also be under the constant watch of Dan."
"You mean "Dart"? The co-captain of the football team?"
"Yeah, that's her older brother. You'd have a better shot with Raven's sister."
"Don't be so sure. Dart may be stronger, but he's more amiable. Raven outright warned me. But...I don't even know what she looks like. What if I start in on her not knowing that it's her?"
"Okay, class is starting," Many of the teachers were from other counties, and their homeroom/ English teacher, Louise Reglay, was one of them. "Now, no doubt you've all heard that the heir to the Caelin fortune has been found, and that she's going to be in our school." Everyone nodded in agreement. "I'd like you all to welcome Miss Lyndis Caelin."
"Please, just call me Lyn," she said.
"Oh my God..." Sain began in awe, "She's beautiful."
Directly in front of him, Kent already had his textbook out. "Sain, you say that about every girl you see." He looked up. "Although...not without justification..."
"Where should I sit, Ms. Reglay?" Lyn asked.
"There's a seat in front of Matthew. Be careful, though, he has a tendency to play practical jokes on people."
"You're not serious," Matthew said. "I'm an upstanding young adult!" The rest of the class snickered.
"Damn, do I wish I were you right about now," Sain told Kent. Sain sat next to Matthew.
"Please, Sain, I hardly..."
"Hello," Lyn interrupted. "Pleased to meet you."
"H-hello. I... Uh, I... I'm..."
"You're Kent," Sain said, "and I'm Sain. Be sure to remember that one. It'll get you far."
Kent found his voice. "Don't mind him. He thinks he's a chick magnet. I think he is also, but the difference is that I know that he's got his polarity reversed." Lyn laughed.
Sain looked confused. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means that we girls find people like you repulsive," Lyn explained, stifling another giggle.
Sain sighed. "One of these days..."
A/N: So, what did you think so far? Too many explanations, I thought, but it'll get smoother as the story goes on. So, stay tuned to our little comedy/drama/whatever! Ja ne!