What's up, Everybody! Here's the first Chappie of my very first fanfic, Alex Quits...Again. I'll be updating it & other chapters that come along with it. First things first: I have to give a very special thanks to Cresenta's-Lark for giving me a heads up on uploading my stories on here. I've always wanted to write fan fictions that were based on my favorite shows, Totally Spies!™ just happens to be one of them :-)
Disclaimer: Totally Spies!™ belongs to Marathon, Inc.© Yeah, Whatever "Pouts & angrily stomps away*
At the spies' villa - 3:30 P.M.
At the house, Sam, Clover, Alex, & Britney were preparing for their upcoming midterms at Mali-U. Sam crammed for her Geometry final, Britney for Economics, Clover for her Fashion 101 final, & Alex for her Zoology 101 final. Each girl had their own study space. Sam's was usually in her bedroom at her desk. Her room had sound proof walls so it's easy to block out all the noise from downstairs. Alex studied at the Beverly Hills Local Library alongside Britney. As for Clover? Well, she & her fiancée Blaine stay away at his house studying while his parents work the late shift at Yves Mont Blanc Boutique. Yves Mont Blanc was (and still is) Clover's favorite shoe designer since the day she was born, literally. She's begged her mom, Stella to buy her almost every new pair of his boots for her birthday & Christmas. Since Stella has a well-paying job as a Brain Surgeon, making close to $500,000.00 a year, Clover can get all the newest pair of boots she ever wanted (even the ones that haven't been released yet!).
Sam looked down at her study guide full of Geometry terms. She was sure that she knew most of the definitions, but couldn't quite wrap her head around memorizing them. She looked at the paper again. One by one, she began reciting definition after definition. "Axis - the line which has the vertex of a conic solid & the center of the base. Bi conditional - a conditional & its converse where the converse is true, while using "if & only if. Graph theory - the mathematics of complicated networks." Sam then continued on her cram session before throwing in the towel. She then headed downstairs to get herself some brain food. "Maybe some pretzels & OJ will help calm my damn nerves."
At the library, Alex & Britney were both studying for their midterms. Alex groaned in frustration. "Damn it!" she screamed. " I can't figure out what an After-shaft or Altruism is to save my life!" "I knew I should've taken up a much easier class - Home Ec." Britney then looked over at Alex's paper. "Wow, those do look really hard, Al." Britney replied. "No kidding." I think we should just go home & call it a night". "Besides, knowing Sam she's probably still sitting in her room cramming her ass off. "She's a real brainiac." Alex Joked. Britney laughed nervously at Alex's comment. She didn't respond because she knew her friend was right - Sam is a total brainiac. This was also one of Britney's qualities as well, which sometimes annoyed the hell out of Alex, in & out of school.
Meanwhile, at Blaine's house, Clover was dressed in a black silk see-through dress, obviously trying to distract him. Blaine looked up at his fiancee, with his hormones getting ready to set on fire. "Oh, you look so sexy." Shooting back to reality, while trying to sound serious, he then told her , "Clover, we're supposed to be studying, not playing." Ignoring his comment, Clover slowly walked over to the home stereo system & turned on a steamy love song that she knew would set the mood. "Oh, come on Blaine-y. You can't think about homework all the time." "I can make you forget all about studying." she replied in a seductive tone while giving Blaine a mini preview of a strip-tease she rehearsed with Alex & Sam at the Dance Room earlier this week. "You want me, don't you, baby?" "Because I want you & I need you to give me all you got tonight." That did it. Soon Blaine picked Clover up & ran upstairs to the master bedroom.
On the way back home, Alex & Britney stopped by the nearest McDonald's. Alex ordered the McVegan Salad along with an Iced Tea, while Britney ordered herself a Big Mac meal. They both went inside the restaurant to enjoy their meals when they suddenly felt a strong rush of wind. "Oh God, I wish Jerry wouldn't Woohp us when we're eating!" Alex prayed. "He never forgave me the last time when I threw up all over his suit!" The chairs flipped upside down, pulling both girls down into a long tunnel.
Clover & Blaine laid in bed for about half an hour after their Sexcapade. Out of breath, Clover asked, "Are you satisfied baby?" Blaine looked over at the clock. The time read 6:30. "Uh, honey, weren't you supposed to be back at the house with the girls?" Clover then jumped out of the bed, rushing to get dressed. "Why the hell didn't you remind me?!" she snapped. "Sammy's gonna KILL me!" Clover ran into the bathroom & shut the door behind her. "Aaaaaahhhh!" She screamed as she felt herself being sucked into the sink drain. As she went down, she exclaimed, "Jerry needs to ease up on the strange WOOHPing places!"
After her brain food break, Sam returned back upstairs to her room to study. She sat back at her desk & fixated herself on reviewing the study guide, but somehow she couldn't focus her brain on doing so. "Come on Sam, focus!", she thought to herself. Suddenly, she felt a strong wind shoot up her spine & within a matter of seconds she was thrown against the wall. Trying to regain her strength back, she quickly got up & ran to her closet. The door swung open, pulling Sam inside, causing her to have a nausea-like feeling as she flew down the chute which lead to W.O.O.H.P. Office.
At W.O.O.H.P - 8-30 P.M.
Sam, Clover, Alex, & Britney were all seated on the red loveseat after being called unexpectedly during their study sessions. Jerry appeared from his office & greeted them. "Hello, spies. "Nice to see you here." "Jerry, What the hell was so damn important that you had to drag us down here?!" Clover barked. "I was in the middle of a study session with Blaine!" Britney laughed at her comment & replied, "Yeah. Only you weren't studying." Alex then chimed in, "Besides, knowing you, you probably changed into something sexual in order to distract him." "Remember the last time you studied, you wore that Victoria's Secret G-String dress with the slit that reached up to your thigh?" "What did you wear this time? A thong?" she joked.
Clover, who's face was now flushed with embarrassment, replied, "No, I wore the Victoria's Secret Black Silk See-through dress." "And hello, we were studying...each other." she stated, while visualizing Blaine shirtless, of course. "Clover, this isn't the time for you to visualize your fiancee naked." Sam reminded her. "We're obviously here for an important reason." "Jerry, is there any reason why you called us down here?" she asked. "Why, as a matter of fact there is." he replied. "Well, make it quick." "I gotta head back to the Mali-U Gift Shop & buy an anniversary gift for my Dean-y Baby." Sam swooned, while looking dreamy-eyed in the face. Sam & Dean had been married for 3 years. They got married in Hawaii during her Sophomore year at Mali-U. Gabby, her mother helped Alex & Clover with the bridesmaids dresses as well as all of the other essentials needed to plan a wedding. Jerry had the honor as the minister. The honeymoon was set in the most beautiful place - London. Annoyed, Clover suggested that Jerry would speed things up before she surprised Sam with a smack-attack.
Jerry then proceeded onto explaining the mission. On a large screen showed a tanned male wearing a blue-jean prison bodysuit. The numbers on the left pocket displayed "0000000111225." "Now, I know this man looks familiar to one of you." Jerry said, while winking at Sam. Alex immediately knew the man's face after taking one look at the screen. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "That's James, Sammy's ex-boyfriend. "I still wanna kick his ass after what he did to her." After spending 9 years in W.O.O.H.P.'s Prison Facility, James somehow managed to escape." Jerry explained. "Of course, he didn't do it alone." "Three other suspects were indeed involved in his escapade to freedom." They are Bad Brutha from Anutha Mutha, otherwise known as Boogie Gus's cousin..." Clover looked at the photo of the man dressed in 70's attire & teasingly replied, "My God, has this guy ever heard of a wardrobe change?" "I mean, helloooo, stuck in the past, much?" Next, a Blonde haired woman wearing a skin-tight red leather catsuit appeared on the screen. "We have Sultry Sandra, the biggest porn star in Hollywood." Looking disgusted, Britney replied, "This girl has zero respect for herself." Jerry then continued, "Next, we have Pamela Radson, best known for her roles in the hit 90's show, Paris Heights, 65014 & The Girl With A Solution, where she played a psychologist."
"So we have a man who refuses to dress in relevant clothing, a woman who sleeps with men as a career, & an overrated actress on our hands." And on top of that, we have my ex-boyfriend out on the town committing crimes like there's no tomorrow?" Sam stated, her mood quickly switched from happy to annoyed. Jerry then walked over to his desk & grabbed the gadgets. "For this mission, you'll have the Bruit Suit, the Bracelet Handcuffs, Earring Communicator, Expandable Cable Bungee Belt, Ice-Queen Perfume & last, but not least, the Holocamera." Jerry explained, while handing each of the spies a duffel bag with the provided gadgets in them. "Thanks, Jerry." "We'll be on our way." Britney said. "Alright then, Good Luck!" Jerry told them.
The girls arrived arrived at the site where the criminals were located. "There! Sultry Sandra!" Alex shouted. "I'll get her!" "Quick! Hand me the Ice Queen Perfume!" Clover said. She then took the can & headed to the building where the woman stood. Alex ejected her Expandable Cable Bungee Belt from her spysuit & shot it up to where Clover was. Sam & Britney followed her. "Oh, look! They sent 4 little girls up to try & stop us from doing bad things." Sandy said in a snobby tone. "Don't you have a curfew to obey or something?" she asked. "Don't you have some men to slip in bed with?" Britney asked. "Who sent you, your mommies?" "Oh, let me guess. That bastard boss of yours told you all about me & told you to come fight me & lock me in Prison, right?" Sandra asked. "Yeah. And trust me, you'll have lots of inmates to screw with where you're going, you slut." Clover stated. The same pattern followed with capturing Bad Brutha From Anutha Mutha & Pamela Rodson. James didn't seem to resist, since his mind was set on having a Jam (James & Sam) reunion. Sam walked up to him & asked, "Did you miss me, baby?" "Hell yeah, I missed you." Are you still single?" he asked, hoping for the right answer. "I'll let you know tonight." Sam assured him. Dean was going out to the movies with Blaine & Jessey, so she had the perfect plan to try & convince him that she was available. After all of the criminals were arrested, Jerry called the spies to congratulate them on a job well done. The girls then returned home to relax & prepare for the next day.