Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia
Belarus drags Russia down the street by his ankle. Russia leaves deep scratch marks behind them.
"We shall finally be married" Belarus says
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Russia cries
Belarus reaches the church, she looks down at Russia and blows him a kiss.
"Soon my love"
Belarus opens the doors
"!"
Russia looks around and finds he is in his bedroom. He checks under his bed, in the closet and anywhere else Belarus can hide before concluding he must have had a nightmare. He goes back to bed but can't get back to sleep so he wakes up the baltic brothers just for the hell of it.
The next morning.
"I'm sooo tired" Latvia moans
"I'm sure we'll get through this" Lithuania says
"Just be patient, we will get through the day somehow" Estonia says
They hear a knock at the door, Estonia answers it.
"Oh brother" Belarus says
"NOOOOOOO!" Russia runs out the back door, Belarus follows him
"See I told you we would get through the day somehow" Estonia says, "now I'm going to bed, wake me when you see Russia coming home"