The Simpsons.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
The scene starts with Homer snoozing in sector seven G. He is snoring loudly as his feet on the consol. Tipping his chair slightly back and his hands supporting his large bald head.
From the speaker from the corner of the wall and ceiling comes blaring out. "Simpson, wake up!" With that Homer jumps up mumbling incoherent nuclear mumble jumble.
"I'm wake, I'm awake." As he whines a little pushing and pulling levels and buttons.
"Simpson, it's time to go home. You've been here for three hours longer than you already should."
"Oh really…" Homer slows down his speed to a stop. Sitting in his chair looking out to space for a minute. He then runs off running into the sliding door. Clang "Ow, that is a new pain." He says peeling his face off.
Sighing "Homer, the doors are off now, the plant is closed for the night."
"Uh, ok. Well, I'm off this time." He runs back into the door. Slam!
The speaker does nothing sighs and tisking.
*
The scene now cuts to Mr. Burns office, where Mr. Burns is looking at the cameras looking at Homer failing attempts to get passed his sliding door. "You know Smithers, this man is totally foolish. What is his name?"
"It's ah, Homer Simpson from section seven G."
"Simpson, eh. Well, have this man fired, he is wasting our money."
"But, sir." Smither stutters. "He has been with us for a very long time. It's also near the holiday season."
"Very well," Waving his hand. "We are going to move him to a position so he can stay later."
"Thank you sir."
"Don't mention it, I just owe you from getting that mermaid." The shot moves across the room where there is a mermaid in a fish tank. "By the way, how did you get it?"
"Well sir." Saying with enthusiasms. "You wouldn't believe it." Mr. Burns raises an eyebrow with an hmm sound.
*
"Homer, the sliding doors are down for the night. Go through the door on your side."
"Oh, ok, he he heh." Homer runs though the breaking it though. The speaker sighs as the sound of Homer's running dies down.
*
Homer is running though the halls for five seconds when he starts to wheeze and slow down. Soon, he comes to a stop, his hands on his knees as he wheezes and gasps for air. After four minuets Homer walks to the entrance, after four minuets of walking though the hallways he gets to the entrance.
"AAHHH!" he screams, then turning the scream into "AAHHHello."
"Simpson," Mr. Burns standing in front of Homer. "I was going to fire you because all you did today was sleep past your shift. But since Smithers here thinks it's to inhumane to fire someone just before the holiday season, I decided to change your position here in MY nuclear plant. Let's say it's a promotion."
Homer changes his nervous look to his excited and interested look with an hmm sound. A smile forms at his lips from the word 'promotion'.
"Yes, I decided to make you my new," saying the next few words with a grim tone. "graveyard shift of the transportation of wastes."
"Ok." Unknowingly what that meant. "Do I get paid more?"
"Um… Sure, a buck more than before. Remember it's," in the grim tone again. "the graveyard shift of the transportation of wastes." Changing his tone to a pleasant tone, "Well, this is your pamphlet and all the information of your new job. It starts tomorrow night, so you don't have to be here till eleven o'clock." Mr. Burns starts laughing as he leaves Homer alone at the entrance of the power plant.
Homer is looking out in space then his eyes drop down, towards all of the information in his hands. "Ooo, a penny!" Homer goes down and tires to pick it up, after a minuet, "Oh, he he he, it's just a bolt on the floor." Homer gets up and walks to his car.
*
"Marge, I'm home. Marge? MARGE!!!" Homer finally yells, seconds later Marge comes down the stairs in her night robe, rubbing her eyes together.
"Homey, you finally came home I missed you so much, but now, go to bed, you got work tomorrow.
"He he he, in a way I do, I don't have to be in work till eleven o'clock at night. I'm now working the graveyard shift, I got a promotion.
"Homey, I don't know what to say. What are you going to be doing?"
"Something about wastes something, something, another." Wrapping his arms around his wife, "But now, there is something I want to do before bed, grrr." Homer and Marge both giggle and go up stairs.
*
It's now morning and Homer is still asleep upstairs. Marge is making breakfast. The kids come running down stairs and into the kitchen. Maggie comes crawling in the door (Don't ask me how she gets down the stairs.). "Hi, mom!" Bart and Lisa says in sync.
"Where's o' homeboy?" Bart asks as he jumps into the kitchen table seat and starts to shovel vast quantities of "food" into his mouth.
"He's asleep dear. He no longer needs to wake up this early." Marge says as she sets down a plate full of beets for Lisa. Lisa starts to cut them up and eating in normal bites.
"Mmmuuummpphhh Mmmph mmmphum." Bart 'says' as mounds of 'food' are slammed into the back of his mouth and chewing at the same time.
"Honey, please speak after you swallow."
Bart swallows his food. "That lucky dog, I wish I can go to school late.
*
The scene fades away into a day-dream sequence. Bart is running though the empty halls at night, damaging anything he can get his hands on. Then tipping a water bubbler (that's what I call them, for everyone else it's a water fountain or whatever machine you drink water from.), the bubbler falls down and catches into flames (things like that seem to happen a lot). Skinner shows up and starts yelling.
"Young man, settle down time to get to class."
"Eat my shorts." Then Bart jumps on a chair with wheels he takes a fire extinguisher from the wall and blasts down the hall.
*
Bart is laughing while everyone is looking at him. The bus from outside honks. The children get their bags and run out the door. Homer is still sleeping.
*
Though the window of Homer's bedroom you see the sun rising and falling (yes, in the same window!). Thought the time of the sun rising and falling you see every Simpson™ character driving or strolling by.
The alarm clock takes up the whole screen and turns to ten. It blares and Homer wakes up. Acting very tired. Scratching himself he gets ready for work.
Homer is in the shower singing "I'm a maniac, maniac, on the floor, and I'm dancing like I never danced before…". Then Homer struggles into his pants, falling down on the floor. Everyone downstairs looks up to wonder what that loud sound was. Then go back to what they are doing. Marge is doing the dishes. Maggie, playing with the remote (her favorite 'toy'). Bart is watching an Itchy and Scratchy episode. Lisa is doing some advance homework she smuggled from the sixth grade.
Homer comes down the stairs, his food is on the table, lifting the plate up he swallows the food, throwing the plate at Marge, who amazingly catches it without a glance or flinch. Homer runs to her, kisses her cheek, running past the kids he says while patting them on the head. "Bye Bart, bye Lisa, bye, um… little one."
Homer gets into his car and drives to work. Spooky music comes on as he drives to the plant. Homer starts to act weird (more than usual), then looks down and changes the music to the same that he hears picking up his grandpa during the thanksgiving episode of the Hurray For Everything group.
**I'll like to end this chapter now. I will pick up if I find out people like this. In the next episode, you start to figure out why I'm calling it the Super Homer Saga. Well, I hope to get a review. If I find one, I will continue with another chapter, if not, well I guess this is the end. If you have any comments, questions, and positive or negative comments I will accept them if you don't want to be on my review you can send it to ihvnnm@aol.com or ihvnnm@hotmail.com make sure to have the title "Simpsons". Thank you.
(The Super Homer Saga)
By IHVNNM
** I do not own the Simpsons, even though I do enjoy watching whenever I can. I applaud you James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and the Fox Network, may you all keep producing more episodes so loyal fans shall keep watching. Please no one sue me.
The scene starts with Homer snoozing in sector seven G. He is snoring loudly as his feet on the consol. Tipping his chair slightly back and his hands supporting his large bald head.
From the speaker from the corner of the wall and ceiling comes blaring out. "Simpson, wake up!" With that Homer jumps up mumbling incoherent nuclear mumble jumble.
"I'm wake, I'm awake." As he whines a little pushing and pulling levels and buttons.
"Simpson, it's time to go home. You've been here for three hours longer than you already should."
"Oh really…" Homer slows down his speed to a stop. Sitting in his chair looking out to space for a minute. He then runs off running into the sliding door. Clang "Ow, that is a new pain." He says peeling his face off.
Sighing "Homer, the doors are off now, the plant is closed for the night."
"Uh, ok. Well, I'm off this time." He runs back into the door. Slam!
The speaker does nothing sighs and tisking.
*
The scene now cuts to Mr. Burns office, where Mr. Burns is looking at the cameras looking at Homer failing attempts to get passed his sliding door. "You know Smithers, this man is totally foolish. What is his name?"
"It's ah, Homer Simpson from section seven G."
"Simpson, eh. Well, have this man fired, he is wasting our money."
"But, sir." Smither stutters. "He has been with us for a very long time. It's also near the holiday season."
"Very well," Waving his hand. "We are going to move him to a position so he can stay later."
"Thank you sir."
"Don't mention it, I just owe you from getting that mermaid." The shot moves across the room where there is a mermaid in a fish tank. "By the way, how did you get it?"
"Well sir." Saying with enthusiasms. "You wouldn't believe it." Mr. Burns raises an eyebrow with an hmm sound.
*
"Homer, the sliding doors are down for the night. Go through the door on your side."
"Oh, ok, he he heh." Homer runs though the breaking it though. The speaker sighs as the sound of Homer's running dies down.
*
Homer is running though the halls for five seconds when he starts to wheeze and slow down. Soon, he comes to a stop, his hands on his knees as he wheezes and gasps for air. After four minuets Homer walks to the entrance, after four minuets of walking though the hallways he gets to the entrance.
"AAHHH!" he screams, then turning the scream into "AAHHHello."
"Simpson," Mr. Burns standing in front of Homer. "I was going to fire you because all you did today was sleep past your shift. But since Smithers here thinks it's to inhumane to fire someone just before the holiday season, I decided to change your position here in MY nuclear plant. Let's say it's a promotion."
Homer changes his nervous look to his excited and interested look with an hmm sound. A smile forms at his lips from the word 'promotion'.
"Yes, I decided to make you my new," saying the next few words with a grim tone. "graveyard shift of the transportation of wastes."
"Ok." Unknowingly what that meant. "Do I get paid more?"
"Um… Sure, a buck more than before. Remember it's," in the grim tone again. "the graveyard shift of the transportation of wastes." Changing his tone to a pleasant tone, "Well, this is your pamphlet and all the information of your new job. It starts tomorrow night, so you don't have to be here till eleven o'clock." Mr. Burns starts laughing as he leaves Homer alone at the entrance of the power plant.
Homer is looking out in space then his eyes drop down, towards all of the information in his hands. "Ooo, a penny!" Homer goes down and tires to pick it up, after a minuet, "Oh, he he he, it's just a bolt on the floor." Homer gets up and walks to his car.
*
"Marge, I'm home. Marge? MARGE!!!" Homer finally yells, seconds later Marge comes down the stairs in her night robe, rubbing her eyes together.
"Homey, you finally came home I missed you so much, but now, go to bed, you got work tomorrow.
"He he he, in a way I do, I don't have to be in work till eleven o'clock at night. I'm now working the graveyard shift, I got a promotion.
"Homey, I don't know what to say. What are you going to be doing?"
"Something about wastes something, something, another." Wrapping his arms around his wife, "But now, there is something I want to do before bed, grrr." Homer and Marge both giggle and go up stairs.
*
It's now morning and Homer is still asleep upstairs. Marge is making breakfast. The kids come running down stairs and into the kitchen. Maggie comes crawling in the door (Don't ask me how she gets down the stairs.). "Hi, mom!" Bart and Lisa says in sync.
"Where's o' homeboy?" Bart asks as he jumps into the kitchen table seat and starts to shovel vast quantities of "food" into his mouth.
"He's asleep dear. He no longer needs to wake up this early." Marge says as she sets down a plate full of beets for Lisa. Lisa starts to cut them up and eating in normal bites.
"Mmmuuummpphhh Mmmph mmmphum." Bart 'says' as mounds of 'food' are slammed into the back of his mouth and chewing at the same time.
"Honey, please speak after you swallow."
Bart swallows his food. "That lucky dog, I wish I can go to school late.
*
The scene fades away into a day-dream sequence. Bart is running though the empty halls at night, damaging anything he can get his hands on. Then tipping a water bubbler (that's what I call them, for everyone else it's a water fountain or whatever machine you drink water from.), the bubbler falls down and catches into flames (things like that seem to happen a lot). Skinner shows up and starts yelling.
"Young man, settle down time to get to class."
"Eat my shorts." Then Bart jumps on a chair with wheels he takes a fire extinguisher from the wall and blasts down the hall.
*
Bart is laughing while everyone is looking at him. The bus from outside honks. The children get their bags and run out the door. Homer is still sleeping.
*
Though the window of Homer's bedroom you see the sun rising and falling (yes, in the same window!). Thought the time of the sun rising and falling you see every Simpson™ character driving or strolling by.
The alarm clock takes up the whole screen and turns to ten. It blares and Homer wakes up. Acting very tired. Scratching himself he gets ready for work.
Homer is in the shower singing "I'm a maniac, maniac, on the floor, and I'm dancing like I never danced before…". Then Homer struggles into his pants, falling down on the floor. Everyone downstairs looks up to wonder what that loud sound was. Then go back to what they are doing. Marge is doing the dishes. Maggie, playing with the remote (her favorite 'toy'). Bart is watching an Itchy and Scratchy episode. Lisa is doing some advance homework she smuggled from the sixth grade.
Homer comes down the stairs, his food is on the table, lifting the plate up he swallows the food, throwing the plate at Marge, who amazingly catches it without a glance or flinch. Homer runs to her, kisses her cheek, running past the kids he says while patting them on the head. "Bye Bart, bye Lisa, bye, um… little one."
Homer gets into his car and drives to work. Spooky music comes on as he drives to the plant. Homer starts to act weird (more than usual), then looks down and changes the music to the same that he hears picking up his grandpa during the thanksgiving episode of the Hurray For Everything group.
**I'll like to end this chapter now. I will pick up if I find out people like this. In the next episode, you start to figure out why I'm calling it the Super Homer Saga. Well, I hope to get a review. If I find one, I will continue with another chapter, if not, well I guess this is the end. If you have any comments, questions, and positive or negative comments I will accept them if you don't want to be on my review you can send it to ihvnnm@aol.com or ihvnnm@hotmail.com make sure to have the title "Simpsons". Thank you.