Ayame: Welcome to the first chapter of "Truth or Dare: Pokémon Style!" I'm your host, Ayame and I would like to thank you for reading this. Next to me is Ruby! Ruby, mind telling our readers about yourself?
Ruby: Hi everyone! I'm your co-host Ruby. Ruby isn't really my real name but I don't really like my real name so let's just pretend that it is, okay? I'm Ayame's and Kate's friend. I'm sorry but Kate will not be joining us but she might be a surprise guest.
Ayame: Yes, we can request special guests if you just review. You can request for Kate, Miyuki (Kate's imaginary friend), Kumori and Sayomi (Our cousins), and even characters from other animes if you want.
Ruby: Now, we're finished with the introductions. Let the humiliations begin!
Ayame: Welcome Leaf Green and Gary Oak! The others will be joining us shortly but they're stuck in traffic so…yeah…
Leaf: When Ruby said 'Let the humiliations begin,' what did she mean by that?
Ayame and Ruby: Nothing!
Gary: Okaaaay… so, when do we start? Nobody even reviewed yet so we don't have any truths or dares.
Leaf: Yeah! So we can leave now right?
Ruby: No you can't yet. We actually have question and dares. It's from our friends… they're weird.
Ayame: Be quiet Ruby! They're going to read this too!
Ruby: I'm just telling the truth. We're weird too.
Ayame: True… So, first question is from our friend Jade! She asked:
Leaf, why aren't you in the Anime? You're only in the game and I really like you!
Leaf: Blame the writers. I was going to be in the anime but they never got the chance. Those stupid writers… when are they going to show me on the air? Gosh…
Ayame: As Leaf continues to ramble on stuff that may never happen, Jade also had another question for Gary. It says:
Gary, are you really a jerk and a player in real life as in the anime?
Leaf: Let me answer that, yes. He hits on every girl he sees.
Gary: -pouts- Come on Leafy. I hit on you don't I?
Leaf: That's the worst part.
Ayame: Awww, OldrivalShipping is my favorite!
Gary: See Leafy. Other people want us together too.
Leaf: -ignores Gary- Didn't you say we were going to get snacks or free food?
Ayame: Yep!
Ruby: I'll get them.
Ayame: As Ruby gets the snacks, here's a dare from Ruby's boyfriend-
Ruby: -yells from the kitchen- HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
Ayame: Ruby's friend Skyler:
I don't really know what's going on and why I'm doing this but I'll just give a dare. I dare someone to dye their hair pink or something… oh and to dress the opposite gender.
See ya *Ruby'srealname*. I promised some of my friends that I'll shoot some hoops with them.
Ruby: -comes back from kitchen with cookies- Why did you have to keep that part in? It has nothing to do with the show.
Ayame: Because it was so cute how he only said your name.
Ruby: -ignores Ayame- So who's doing the dare?
…
Ruby: Whoever those the dare, gets the first cookie –waving a cookie-
Leaf: I'll do it! -snatches cookie away-
Ruby: Follow me. Ayame, continue without us. Ask him what Jessie asked us –walks for a door that says 'Makeup, hair, and clothes'-
Ayame: K.
Leaf: -follows Ruby to the door while nibbling on a cookie-
Gary: So, what this Lessie ask you?
Ayame: It's Jessie and she asked:
Gary, you like Leaf right? How much do you like her? This much or THIS MUCH?
Gary: -blushes- I don't like Leaf!
Ayame: Then why are you blushing?
Gary: I'm not blushing! –blush deepens-
Ayame: Yeah you are. You're also being defensive. Ruby gets like that when I tell her that she and Skyler is a couple.
Gary: -sigh- Fine… like her, don't tell her anything!
Ayame: OldrivalShipping all the way!
Drew: I knew it.
Gary: Drew? When did you get here?
Drew: Just when you confessed. Don't worry I won't tell her. You're just lucky May isn't here.
Ayame: Ladies and gentlemen, Drew Hayden! By the way, where is May?
Drew: Bathroom.
Ayame: Ah…
Gary: -blushing like a madman-
Ayame: You're not off the hook yet. That was only part of the question. The other part is how much do you like her?
Gary: …-mumbles-…
Ayame: What was that?
Gary: -mumbles-
Ayame: Speak up or else I'll tell Leaf you like her!
Gary: A LOT!
Drew: -smirk-
Ayame: -giggles-
May: I'm HERE!
Ayame: Ladies and gentlemen, May Maple!
May: Ooh cookies –dashes to cookies-
Drew: Took you long enough, June.
May: It's MAY! –cookie crumbs flying everywhere-
Drew: Yeah, yeah, just don't talk with your mouth full, April.
May: Hmph.
Ruby: We're back.
Leaf appeared wearing a black t-shirt with a skull on it, an undershirt with blue and black stripped long sleeve, black baggy pants, and black high-tops with black and white checkered shoelaces. She wore a gray beanie with a skull on it. Pink hair was sticking out of the beanie, reaching to her neck.
Drew: Who's her? –points at Ruby-
May: And what's with Leaf?
Ayame: She's Ruby. She's our co-host. Didn't you get the memo?
Drew: No.
Ayame: I gave it to May.
Drew: That explains it.
May: Sorry. I forgot to give it to you. Sooo, what's with Leaf?
Gary, Ayame, and Ruby: Dare.
May and Drew: Ooooooooooookay…
Ayame: Since Drew and May are finally here, we can humiliate- I mean ask them question and dares now.
Leaf: How long to I have to where this? The wig is itchy.
Ruby: You can take the wig off.
Leaf: -takes wig off but puts the beanie back on- the beanie is too cool to take off.
Ayame: Skyler said to DYE it pink. You used a wig!
Ruby: I was going to but Leaf bit me!
Everyone looked at Leaf nibbling on a cookie looking oblivious and innocent.
Ruby: Sorry Skyler.
Ayame: Marry asks Drew:
Is your hair natural?
Ruby: …Hahahahahaha… sorry…
Ayame: -glares at a Ruby who's hiding behind May-
Drew: Yes, it's actually natural. My grandfather has green hair but a shade darker.
Gary: That's not fair, that wasn't humiliating!
Leaf: -ignores Gary- When are the others coming?
Ayame: I don't know.
Ruby: I just noticed something…
Ayame: What?
Ruby: Why did Leaf and Gary, and May and Drew arrive at the same time?
Leaf: Oh that's easy. Gary just popped up at my doorstep and asked if I needed a ride.
May: Same here.
Ruby: Awww, that's so sweet!
Ayame: I bet Skyler would do that for you.
Ruby: -blushes- S-shut up.
Drew: Who's Skyler? –whispers to Gary-
Gary: Ruby's boyfriend –whispers back-
Ruby: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
Misty: Who is not your boyfriend?
Leaf and May: Misty!
Gary: Where's Ashy-boy? He said he was going to pick you up.
Drew: -points to the kitchen- He went straight through there.
Ash: -yells from the kitchen- THE CUPCAKES ARE READY!
Ruby: I'll get it.
Misty: She's Ruby right?
Ayame: At least Misty reads the memo!
Misty: Huh?
Ayame: Yeah that's Ruby.
May and Leaf: Cupcakes!
Ayame: So this dare is to all six of you. It's from Kate. If you're wondering why she's not here, it's because she's grounded. She dared you guys to:
Change clothes with the person you know best.
Sorry I can't be there but I might be a surprise guest. ^_^
5 minutes later
Ayame: I feel sorry for the guys. Girls still look hot in guy clothes but guys in girl clothes…? –shudder-
Ruby: I'm wearing guy clothes right now and I still look hot! –struck a pose-
Ayame: Is it Skyler's?
Ruby: Ayameeeeeeeee!
Ayame: Sorry, sorry.
The girls come out of their changing rooms.
Leaf was wearing Gary's clothes.
Leaf: What? Gary was my childhood friend. I even knew him before Ashy-boy.
Misty was wearing Ash's clothes.
Misty: What are you looking at? I traveled with Ash for a long time.
May was wearing Drew's clothes.
May: Ash was taken… Just kidding. Besides, Drew is my friend and my rival.
Gary got it good because Leaf was already wearing guy clothes from her previous dare. (Remember the beanie?)
Gary: It's too small for me.
Leaf: Are you saying that I'm short? I'm not short!
Everyone but Leaf: Yes you are.
Leaf: -pout-
Ash was blushing while everyone laughed at Ash wearing short-shorts.
Ash: How long do we have to wear these?
Ayame: Until the end of the show. Haha
Drew was blushing but tried to brush it off by flipping his hair. At all honesty, it made him look more stupid.
Drew: Why are your clothes so tight?
May: They're comfy! Plus, you don't have the curves to work it!
By now, Ayame and Ruby were cracking up.
Ayame: Thanks Kate.
Ruby: Yeah, sorry for getting you in trouble.
Ayame: What did you guys do anyway?
Ruby: Remember the road trip we went to?
Ayame: Yeah, three days ago.
Ruby: We went to bowling alleys all over California right?
Ayame: Yeah.
Ruby: Remember the place we got banned from?
Ayame: Ohhhhh, they called our parents didn't they?
Ruby: You were so lucky you were at the bathroom!
Ayame: Whatever.
Ash: -still blushing- Can we PLEASE change?
Gary: Yeah! This is too small for me!
Leaf: I'm not small!
Gary: Yes you are. You're like a little pixie.
Dawn: Yeah Leafy! You do look like a pixie.
May: Dawn! Paul! When did you guys get here?
Paul: We arrived when the dare was said. We kept hidden so we didn't have to do the dare.
Dawn: Good thing too because Paul would've stretched my skirt!
Ash: You guys are sooooooo lucky!
Ayame: Fine, fine. You guys can change.
Ash: Yay!
5 minutes later
May: You stretched my clothes!
Drew: Did you eat when you were wearing this? It has icing stains from the cupcakes!
Misty: My clothes too.
Leaf came out of the dressing room with REALLY baggy clothes.
Leaf: Gary stretched my clothes! I really liked them too! The only thing that fits is the beanie… oh well.
Gary: At least cookie crumbs aren't all over yours
Ash: -nom nom noming on a cupcake-
Dawn: We're so lucky.
Paul: Ah.
Ayame: That's a rap!
Ruby: Please leave truths or dares, or maybe even both.
Ayame: Please also ask for special guest stars.
Ruby: They could be Kate, Miyuki, Kumori and Sayomi, or even people from other anime.
Ayame: You can even request for Ruby's boyfriend-
Ruby: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
Ayame: Skyler.
Pikachu: Please review. That's right, I can talk. Just kidding, I can't talk… Pika?