Dayna: HELLO!!! Yes, I am going to put this old story from my other account back up. I REALLY ENJOY WRITING THESE TYPES OF THINGS!!! o.O Don't know why I put those all in capitals........

Oh yeah, this is in third person! I tried writing this chapter in first person, and it was shitty. . I am NOT a good first-person writer. So don't think I'll be doing POV's and stuff like that.

Disclaimer: All of the characters in this chapter are copyrights of Eurocom Entertainment and THQ, but I own myself. :P Unless someone buys my soul......BUT IT'S NOT FOR SALE!!!!

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Chapter One: Stupid-Ass T.V.

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"How does my make-up look?" Twelve year old Dayna asked, looking over to her friend, Amber. It was the end of the school-year dance at the arena, and she had gotton out of seeing her dad for one weekend just so she could go. She was hoping that it wouldn't be too bad, but with her bad luck and klutzy personality, that was probably not going to happen.

"It looks really good." Amber replied, putting on her eye-liner. Luckily their mothers never really cared about make-up and stuff like that. Dayna's black hair was in a short ponytail and Amber's short blonde hair was spiked. Amber had her red pant's on with 'Sexy' on the ass and a jacket type thing with the same material and colour with 'Sexy' on the pocket. Dayna had a blue mini and a spegetti strap top with 'Cutie' written in curvy, blue letters. They both had heels on.

"OK, let's go."

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So they walked all the way to the firehall and met up with some of their friends. Just when they were dancing on the dancefloor, Dayna felt tugging at her hair.

"Hey."

Dayna just rolled her eyes. Why does this happen when I stay up all night making a huge-ass fuss with my father to have some fucktard come ruin it? She turned around to come face to face with some hottie that looked like he was fucking stoned.

"You have a tounge ring?" She asked, lifting a finger to point to his mouth. He stuck out his tounge, as if he was thinking that it was something that she would be attracted to. Wasn't thirteen or fourteen a little young to have a tounge pierced? Sure, Dayna was a little daring and wasn't afraid to do shit with her hair and crap like so, but piercing was out of the goddamn question!

"Oh, because MY FUCKING FIST IS A MAGNET!!!!" She screamed, smacking him right in the face. He fell to the ground, giggling like a retarded little schoolboy. Dayna stormed out of there, her friends and others crowded around the boy to see if he was OK.

She marched in the door of her apartment. Her mother looked up from her book, looking at her pissed off daughter.

"What happened? Did you get in a fight with your friends?"

"NO!!!!!" She screamed, going into her room and slamming the door so hard that the room shook. Her mom sighed. At least she was in her room and not taking it out on Wally, her cat, by pestering him.

Thank god I didn't have any more children, she thought to herself.

Dayna was now in her pajama's, very pissed off. She had heard knocking on the door, probably her friends. But luckily, her mother had told them that she wasn't in a good mood and was probably cramping at the moment, and she didn't want to put them at risk. Some people said she had a twisted personality. One minute she was happy-go-lucky, next minute if you say a word, you go to hell.

Dayna stood up, glaring at the TV. She never really watched the programs, since they were all news and Judge Judy. She usually just played her gamecube and N64, and on occasion her SNES.

"WHY ME?!" She screamed, kicking the screen part of the TV, and breaking it. "FUCK!!!!" She screamed again, shaking her foot trying to get it out of the damn TV. Eventually she fell on her ass......and landed on the gamecube. Eventually she got shocked by it all.

"DAMN!!!!" She yelped before going unconsious.

What seemed like a few moments later, she woke up. Instead of seeing her plain, white ceiling, she saw dark rain clouds in the sky, thunder welcoming her.

What the fuck?, she thought to herself. She new her mother hadn't dragged her out into the yard. There was no reason for it, and if her mother had dragged her somewhere, it would have been the hospital or the After Hours Clinic. Maybe they redecorated?

She sat up and looked around. There was lava to her left, and looking over to her right she saw absolutly nothing but trees and a higher spot of land, which looked like a door carved into the cliff. She then looked ahead to see a dark castle ahead with a red beam shooting straight up into the sky.

"You've GOT to be fucking kidding me......." Dayna said to herself, forcing herself to her feet. She looked around, but stayed firmly still, scratching her head with one hand and biting her nails with her other hand. She always bit her nails when she was nervous. Well, all the time, actually......

She then heard someone saying something.

"Yes, that is the infamous castle of Uruk..." She heard a male voice say.

"YAY!!! SIGNS OF LIFE!!!!" She screamed, running towards the door. The hotdog dude (this is just a joke me and my friend made about Imhotep. Don't ask.), Bird-Man and that guy named after a fucking building were there. They didn't take notice of her until she reached them. They looked at her suspiciously. She decided that if they killed her that she would haunt them and kill them in their sleep.

"OK, just before you ask, NO. I am not that goth dude's spy...." She said, but instead of saying something they gave her weirder looks. Do they speak Egyptian?, she thought. She didn't know Egyptian. But wait, they had to speak English! She just heard Imhotep speak it......

"Do you......speak English?" She asked, looking at them at the top of her eyes. Oh course in the game hotdog man and Horus spoke English, but what if Sphinx spoke Egyptian? What if that was the reason he barely spoke, if not, at all?! She'd be fucked, cause she had a feeling she'd be the one she'd be ending up with......

"Yes! Are you paying attention?!" The sex-delaying bird screamed. Dayna snapped back to reality. Well, with Dayna being Dayna, she replied back in the same sort of manner.

"YES!!!! YOU STUPID ASS!!!!! IF I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, WOULD I BE SAYING THIS?! No.........." Dayna crossed her arms, her mood now worse than pissed. Imhotep and Sphinx just starred at them, and they went back to their buisness.

"Well, beyond this point my powers are useless. I am afraid I cannot accompany you any further." Sphinx just nodded, but Horus was too busy looking at her, with a glare, but it also had a little bit of friendliness too. But since Dayna already labeled him as an asshole, she didn't give him the same look.

"WHAT?! IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?!" She screamed, a glare on her face that shot daggers. Horus just turned back to Imhotep. Sphinx just rolled his eyes and Imhotep.......evapourated........ into the air. It was too fucking hot here for her liking.

Horus turned to Sphinx and pointed to the rock structure. "I'm going to go check that place out. You explore this area and look after the kid." He said, then running off.

"TEENIE-BOPPER! Asshole......." She screamed to him, and then turned to lion dude. "OK, buddy, cut the crap....." She started before Sphinx cut her off.

"Where did you come from?" He asked, giving her a funny look. He was so hot, but damn, he was starting to get the label as an annoying bastard!!!!! (Dayna thought that. I don't want to make it out that Sphinx is gay! . )

"Lets just say I was shocked and ended up here...." She said, looking around at everything. Then Sphinx started to walk off. "HEY!!!!" She called after him, running behind him as he climbed up to higher ground. "Where are you going?"

"We have to follow Horus," The building dude said, pulling himself up. Dayna just starred at him like he was a freak. "What?"

"Umm, I can't really jump up there..." She said, biting her nail's again.

"Why?"

Dayna sweatdropped. "Uhh, let's just say that I don't get good marks in gym." Dayna knew very well that she got B's, she was just to lazy to heave her tired ass up there. Sphinx just sighed.

"Well, you should stay with me. I don't want the demons here getting you...." He said, jumping down to push her up. Instead of acting like a human being and just helping her up, she actually THREW her up there.

"Geez, thanks alot you retard. I'm going to have a fucking bruise in the morning....." she complained, getting up. Sphinx just cocked his eyebrow at her. This was going to be a LOOOONG quest...........

D YAYNESS!!!!!