Natasha wasn't sure what to make of the photo in front of her. She had recently heard about a picture roaming around the internet that had fans rather interested in Tony and Steve… and Rhodes of all people. When she saw the picture she could kind of understand why. It was a picture of Captain America and Iron Man (How anyone could get that, she would never know) and then on the bottom a picture of War Machine with the caption "Mom? Dad?"

"What'cha looking at, Nat?" Clint asked as he walked in to the kitchen.

"I found the source of our strange fan predicament. Terrible photo shop skills… and a stupid caption." She replied staring at the picture intently.

"Lemme see!" The master assassin exclaimed looking over her shoulder. "I don't get how that's been causing the whole "Steve and Tony are gay" argument."

"Read the note on the bottom." Natasha said letting her amusement get the better of her.

"The real question is 'Who is the mom?' Pfft… That's a good question." He said. "But I still don't see why this is the cause of the argument."

"Let's go to a magical place on the internet called 'Tumblr.' It will answer all of your questions." She said with a laugh.

Barton was surprised at the website with huge debates on the sexuality of his team mates. He was actually surprised at how well the arguments were proposed, considering that these were mostly teenage girls who had a thing for gay animated porn.

"It does have my answer." He said with raised eyebrows.

"Teenage girls can get surprisingly political… especially when it comes to sexuality." Natasha noted.

"Oh hey, you guys found the picture I made!" Bruce announced walking into the room with mild amusement.

Clint and Natasha sat there flabbergasted at the announcement of the normally serious man. "You made it?" They chorused in perfect unison.

"With some help; Pepper got the pictures I just did the editing." He replied with a shrug as he sat down and opened his laptop. "She's been trying to get them together for months now."

"Why?" The two asked in unison.

"She and Maria have a bet that me and Tony will screw or Steve and Tony. I would rather Steve and Tony considering how much sexual tension they have." He replied without even looking at their shocked faces.

"Hey guys… oh they found the picture!" Pepper said walking in.

"Yeah…!" Bruce replied.

"Greetings friends!" Thor announced walking in as blind as pepper to the shocked faces of Clint and Natasha.

"Ah! What is that?" He asked looking at the photo. "Are the man of Iron and the soldier parents to this person?"

"No… It's a terrible joke made by Bruce and Pepper." Natasha replied finally gaining back what was left of her sanity.

"It's a catalyst." Bruce and Pepper protested.

"What is?" Everyone stopped to see Steve, Rhodes, and Tony standing there with confused looks on their faces.

The room became pregnant with a silence that left everyone simply staring at the screen. Thor spoke first and said, "I was unaware that the man named Rhodes was a product of your consummated nuptials or that your two were married!"

Steven blushed like a catholic school girl while Tony stared at them.

"Who the hell said I was their baby?" Rhodes snapped.

Natasha quietly showed them the picture. Tony, Rhodes, and Steve stared at it for a long while making the silence in the room feel colder than Loki on a spring morning.

Tony finally broke the silence. "Steve is obviously Mom." He then walked out with a proud look on his ever smug face.

Steve became quiet while his face reddened in fury. "I AM NOT THE MOTHER!" He yelled after Stark.

Tony stopped and turned to him. "Stop your whining, and go make me a sandwich. You are obviously the woman."

"I am twice the man you are."

"Oh please we both know that you're the type to bake cookies and fresh apple pie."

Thor watched this for a moment before calling on the magic of Asgard to go to Rhodes. What happened next no one could've imagined. After a giant cloud had engulfed the man while Thor was laughing loudly, Rhodes stood in the middle of the room dressed in a giant one piece baby suit with a bonnet on his head and bottle in his hands. The kicker was that the outfit was all pink.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

"Mommy I believe that was the child."

"Go burn Stark."

So this was strange to write O_O I have no regrets for this being my first Avengers fan fiction. I think I might make it a full story if inspiration hits me.

Please review :3