A/n: Yes I know I should be working on my other fanfic but, I got tired of just one. So, I made another one! This fanfic is special. To make it even better, you and me get to write the story. Lets say you want Yuuki to slap Kaname all you have to do is post a comment saying " I want Yuuki to slap Kaname." Simple. Please keep it PG13 people.

Chapter Uno: Who's Bob?

Yuuki carefully opened the door. She was afraid that Zero would be in one of those "times of the month." She noticed that it happened around the 15th of the month and ended around the 20th. It was the 16th. That made her wonder if Zero really was a guy. She saw Zero wearing a pink frilly apron and he was peeking into the oven.

" Zero?" "Can I talk to you?" Yuuki said as she carefully entered the room that smelt like burnt cookies and peppermints.

"Yea. I guess." Said Zero.

"I think I'm going crazy.' Said Yuuki in concern.

"Why?" Zero asked.

"Because I've been hearing a voice in my head. She claims that she is this "Authoress" lady." Yuuki Replied.

"Oh! You're not going crazy! I hear voices on my head all the time!" Said Zero as if it was nothing to really worry about.

"Umm ok." Said Yuuki as she was sort of confused. "What are you baking?" She asked.

"Oh, just some Christmas coookies." Said Zero Cheerfully.

"But it's in the middle of July." Replied Yuuki.

They heard the sound of a kitchen timer going off.

"Oh lookie here, they're done!' Said Zero as he was jumping for joy.

Zero pulled some oddly shaped green blobs out of the oven. They were the source of the strange smell.

"What are those?' Said Yuuki as she pointed in fear.

Zero glanced at the green blobs.

"DAMNIT! CURSE YOU BOB! I KNEW THAT DENTAL FLOSS AND RED FOOD COLORING WASN'T IN THE RECIPIE!" Shouted in anger.

"Who's Bob?" Said Yuuki.

"Just that guy over there." Said Zero.

Yuuki looked where Zero pointed but she saw no one.

"There's nobody over there." Said Yuuki as she rubbed her eyes to make sure they were working.

" Well then, shall we continue?" Zero said cheerfully.

"With what?" Yuuki asked.

"Eating the cookies!" Shouted Zero as if he was really, really exited.

Yuuki picked up a cookie and began to eat it. Everything went black. The next time she saw the sun was in the hospital.