Dodo Nono
Part 1
Scene 1
Phineas and Ferb are in 'The Danville Museum of Natural History'.
the title appears in the screen in the same white letters as always:"Dodo Nono"
Phineas and Ferb are walking through a hallway filled with things like dinosaur bones, etc...
Phineas: Well, Ferb... We've made a time machine, so that one's ruled out.
Phineas: We've gotten a caveman out of ice, so we can't do that one either...
Phineas: I was wrong about "Getting cool ideas here"...
Phineas: Maybe we can find something cool in here...
Phineas: Look! A dodo bird.
Phineas: Here it says, that the dodo has extinct in the end of the seventeenth century.
Phineas: I don't believe that...
Phineas: I bet there's at least one dodo bird left on this planet.
Phineas: Alive!
Ferb: It's on!
Phineas: Hey, Where's Perry?
Ferb: You didn't bring him.
Phineas: Oh, yeah. That's right.
Scene 2
Perry put's on his hat and enters his lair through the tree.
MM: Good morning agent P.
MM: Agent P, you're getting assistance of a rookie, today.
MM: Meet agent D.
A chair rises up from the floor left of Perry.
There's a dodo sitting in it.
MM: Agent D is our latest recruit, so teach him everything you know.
MM: Now, about Doofenshmirtz; Our satellites has found him travelling south.
MM: We lost track of him at the south pole.
MM: Put a stop to him, if necessary.
MM: As always, agent D,
MM: it is imperative that your cover identity as an extincted bird remains intact!
MM: Now go! We are counting on you two!
They leave, and the regular background music plays.
It's slightly different: Dobedobe dodo, Dobedobe dodo.
Scene 3
Candace walks in the backyard and sees Phineas and Ferb working on a hovercraft.
Candace: What do you two think you're doing?
Phineas: Oh, hi Candace.
Phineas: We're building a hovercraft to search for a living dodo bird.
Candace: You're so busted.
Candace: MOM!
Phineas: Mom isn't home, she's at the spa, like every Wednesday.
Isabella walks into the yard.
Isa: Watcha doin'?
Candace: They're being busted.
Phineas: Ferb and I made a bet about the existence of a living dodo bird
Phineas: Ferb doesn't believe there's a dodo somewhere.
Isa: Can I come with you?
Phineas: Sure
Meanwhile Candace is calling Linda.
Candace: Mom! You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
Linda says something on the phone you can't hear (probably sarcastic).
Candace: Hey! What do you mean with... Oh, just come home! Quick!
Candace hangs up.
Scene 4
Perry and the dodo are flying towards the south pole in Perry's hovercraft.
Doofenshmirtz having it co-o-old!
P and D hide behind a hill. the dodo trips and falls of the hill, bumping into Heinz
Heinz was working on his inator until he was "rudely interrupted".
Heinz: Hey! who did that!
Heinz: A dodo bird?
the dodo puts a fedora on (which fell on the ground).
Heinz: A dodo bird agent!
The dodo shows Heinz a little ID card.
Heinz: Dirk the Dodo bird!
Heinz: Well, I'm sorry, but, you see...
Heinz: I already have a nemesis.
Heinz: He's a real semi-aquatic, egg laying, mammal of action.
Heinz: So I don't need another nemesis.
Heinz: I promised him tha...
Perry jumps up from behind the hill.
His body get's frozen by a freezing ray, standing next to the inator Heinz was working on.
Heinz: Perry the Platypus!
Perry drops a small piece of paper. Heinz picks this up and reads it.
Heinz: Oh, a new recruit...
Heinz: Well, I don't think I have much to fear from him, then.
Heinz: I don't even have to trap you! You're just a beginner.
Heinz: You can't stop me anyway, you flightless bird!
Heinz: I thought dodo's were extinct...
Heinz: Anyway, Dirk the Dodo, this is the moment that you should behold.
Heinz: Because I'm showing you my latest invention.
Heinz: The Pole-Melt-Inator-Machine!
Heinz points at the Pole-Melt-Inator-Machine
Heinz: Once activated, it will melt all the ice on the south pole!
Heinz: Making countries Holland, or Denmark, or Florida, sink like Atlantis!
Heinz: And I know what you're thinking:
Heinz: "Florida isn't a country..."
Heinz: But I don't care, because after today:
Heinz: It's not even a state anymore!
Scene 5
Phineas: Isabella, we're done!
Phineas: Look; this is the steering wheel, and this screen shows where a dodo can be.
Phineas: It is searching for living dodo's right now.
The hovercraft beeps.
Phineas: It has found one!
Phineas: Well, let's go!
Everyone sits in their seats (with safety belts, of course) and Phineas flies away.
Candace drags Linda into the empty yard.
Linda: Candace, no hovercraft here...
Candace: WHAT! NO! It can't be! I saw it myself!
Candace: But wait a minute... Phineas and Ferb aren't here!
Linda: I'm standing right next to you. You don't need to scream...
Candace: Phineas and Ferb must flew away just before we came in.
Linda: Or they are at their friends' house...
Candace: When they come back, they're gonna be so busted!
End of part one.