Lee's POV
It was a sunny day. I had just come back from selling ice creams. As usual, I walked into the flat and found Barbara cleaning. Well, she doesn't clean so doing whatever she does. Lucy was sitting on the sofa. I looked at her.
I paused for a bit and said, "You look like a borrower eating a bourbon." She continued to stare into space.
It got quite annoying then so decided to break the silence and say, "Come on Lucy. What's up?" She took a sigh and said, "I think I'm pregnant." I stared at her and I said a question I knew I'd regret.
I said, "How?"
Barbara looked at me and said, "It was a penis." I gave her a stare and said, "Thanks so much for the help Barbara. I would never have guessed."
She said, "Okay. No need for sarcasm."
Later that evening I was sitting at the bar with Tim. I said, "Oh Tim. Stop fretting! She may not even be right!"
He took a sip of his beer and said, "My sister is always right. About everything. If you don't believe me, ask mum and dad."
He then said, "Have you got anything to do with all this?" I looked at him and said, "Course I haven't."
He said, "Well. Someone has. You're the only bloke who has been near her in the past few months. It has to be you. Don't lie to me."
I said, "Tim. How many years have we known each other?" he said, "I don't know. Loads. Why?"
I said, "In that time have I ever told a lie to you?" He said, "Yes." I looked at him and said, "Okay maybe I have. Look, if I had sex with your sister don't you think one of us would've told you?"
He nodded and said, "True. If you do know anything, please tell me!" I nodded. He said, "Well. It can't be some myth way of getting pregnant can it?"
I said, "What do you mean?"
He said, "You know. The myths about women getting pregnant because they've shared bath water or something. You don't share bath water do you?" I said, "No! Can you really get pregnant like that?" he nodded and said, "Well. It doesn't matter does it because you don't share bath water do you?"
I said, "Look. A few weeks ago…"
He said, "I don't believe this!"
I carried on with, "Well. I went into the bathroom to have a shower. Lucy was in there and the bathroom lock I bought doesn't work. She was about to get in the bath. I then managed to get her to let me in the shower as I was meeting you. I went to get in and the bath looked nice. There were rose petals and essential oils so I got in and you know."
He said, "Lee! Right, you've got to tell her what you did. She has to know." I nodded. He grabbed his coat and walked out.
A/N I know this is really short but this is the first chapter xx hope you like it? I DONT OWN NOT GOING OUT OF ANY CHARACTERS AND SOME LINES OF SPEECH! R&R? XXXX