I'm back with another Lego story, I couldn't stay away. :D Actually, not including this one I have another short-story planned involving Bad Cop and Batman, but I haven't had the inspiration to write it. This one, on the other hand, I couldn't wait to start, so I hope you enjoy!
Thanks for reading and please review, thank you!
-Shire from CollieandShire
~Introduction~
Bad Cop punched the villain with a lower left clip, then flipped over and kicked him in the jaw. Seven down, two more to go. With another wild spin he grabbed his trusty stool and brought it down on the other thief's head with a smack!
Eight down, one more to go.
He whirled around and sent the stool flying as the last thug took off running, trying his best to attempt an escape from the horrifying Bad Cop.
He didn't succeed.
Bang! The stool landed on the crook and took him out, leaving nine Lego crooks from Lego City sprawled on the ground unconscious.
Bad Cop grinned to himself and adjusted his helmet. "Take them away!" he called to his robot police force, then with a satisfied look watched the robots pile the crooks into wheelbarrows and push them towards the cop cars.
Switch. Bad Cop became Good Cop and exclaimed, "Wow, what a good job you did!"
Switch. "Thank you." Bad Cop acknowledged to his good side.
Switch. "No really, you did a fine job! I never could have managed that!"
Switch. "That's because you're a lame no-account coward who can't handle the simplest things."
Switch. Good Cop looked offended and glanced down at the ground. "Aww, do you really think so?"
Switch. Bad Cop snickered. "What good can a Good Cop do in a fight like this?"
"Help, help!"
Before Good Cop had a chance to reply to himself, Bad Cop turned his attention towards the odd cat lady, Mrs. Scratchen-post. "Oh, no!" he groaned. He looked for an easy escape from her immediate vision, but there was none.
Mrs. Scratchen came to a stop in front of him, panting as she gasped for words. "Sir, sir! You must help me, Jeff is stuck in the tree right next to my house!"
Bad Cop grunted. "Too bad!" he snapped. "I'm a law-enforcer, not a cat saver!"
Switch. "I can help you!" Good Cop offered, his scribble-face breaking into a wide smile. "I'm no good at fighting, but I can save cats!"
"Oh, thank you Good Cop!" Mrs. Scratchen cried, taking him by the claw hand. "You're a life saver!"
Switch. "Nooooo!" Bad Cop groaned, but Good Cop swiveled him out of the way and followed Mrs. Scratchen to the tree.
~Three seconds later~
"Here Jeff, here Jeff! Come on boy, you can do it!" Good Cop coaxed in his squeaky Irish lilt, halfway up the tree and quite far from the ground.
The ornery orange cat simply meowed deeply, refusing to leap into Good Cop's outstretched arms. "Aww, come on kitty."
Mrs. Scratchen looked up anxiously, her many felines gathered around and meowing who knows what at their companion in the tree.
"Perhaps we should call the fire department." Mrs. Scratchen suggested.
"No, I can do i-YEAOOWWWWW!"
Jeff had decided he was done pretending to be afraid and leapt onto Good Cop's face-unfortunately sending the latter out of the tree and onto the ground with a humongous splat.
"Owww..."
"Oh, Jeff, you're safe!" Mrs. Scratchen exclaimed, scooping up the cat and cuddling him. "Thank you Good Cop!"
Good Cop continued to lie on his back, staring up at the sky. He managed a simple raise of his arm in acknowledgement, sending Mrs. Scratchen on her way with her herd of felines. "Oww..."
Switch. Bad Cop pulled himself off the ground and grimaced menacingly. "You stupid idiot, you see what I mean?" he muttered.
Switch. Good Cop touched his scribble face, where Jeff's scratch marks could be plainly seen. "Oww..."
Switch. "Next time maybe you should listen to me." Bad Cop mumbled, heading towards his patrol car that sat parked about ten Lego blocks away.
Switch. "Well, I saved the cat." Good Cop pointed out cheerfully, marching towards his car. "At least I was able to do tha-"
He stopped mid-sentence and stared, his marker mouth hanging open in shock as he beheld the sight in front of him.
*Pretty girl music playing*
Crossing the other side of the Lego street was a girl. But not just any girl, it was the girl.
She wore the same white shirt and blue pants that a million other Lego girls wore, and had the same yellow face with red lipstick and a black ponytail. In fact, to the average Lego passerby they wouldn't have seen any difference in her and all the other Lego girls like her, she was that ordinary.
But Good Cop saw a difference. She was the girl.
"Wow." he whispered, his feet carrying him in the direction she now walked. "Bad Cop, look, it's-"
Switch. One look at the female Lego and Bad Cop's face went a light yellow color. "AUGH!" He screamed, causing everyone that was within hearing range to turn and stare at the well known patrolman. The Lego girl turned and looked straight at him, causing Bad Cop to completely lose his senses.
"AUGHHHHH!" Bad Cop continued to yell, turning around and fleeing towards his vehicle.
He hopped into the police car and drove away at a million miles an hour, leaving all the bystanders and the ordinary Lego girl shaking their heads in bewilderment.
What was up with him?
Hope you enjoyed this first chapter and please review! More to come soon. :)
-Shire
