I was sbored and me and my mom were watchin csi;Miami last night so here you go.

There was some light coming in to Horatios room when h woke didn't feel the same not one bit 'am I sick?'he thought then he said to himself he would never get sick NEVER.

Alexa was walking down the hall when she herd her father wake up with a groan,so she backed up and looked into his room.

"Hey,its time to wake up sleepyhead."Alexa whispered smoothly.

Thts when Minnie there cat jumped up on Horatios bed.

"Ah so your sick."Alexa said coming over to his bed and sitting down well petting the cat.

"How can you tell all this by a cat jumping on bed?"Horatio asked a little quizitev.

"Minnie only cuddles with someone that much when they are I am sick she does the same thing,they say cats can take whatever you have away."Alexa said.

"Really?"Horatio said.

"Well that's what they you are not going to work today."Alexa said.

"Oh yes I you cant make me stay here." said getting out of bed.

"I would erealy recheck that if I were 't make me call Alexx."Alexa said.

Horatio winced at that name alexa might have been bad Alexx she could kill you with her stare swallowes loudly than said.

"Go ahead,im not scared."Horatio said.

"Actually I already called her she has been on the phone the whole time."Alexa said with a smug look.

"You are kidding me,you really didn't do that did you."Horatio said a little scared now.

"OH YESSS SHE DID,AND HORATIO…"Alexx said

Horatio swallowed loudly and continued"Yes Alexx"

"…if I were you I would be scarred and you better get your butt in bed before I kick it to my hospital.!"Alexx said.

Horatio jumped into bed quicker then you could say 'oh,crap Alexx is gonna kick my butt' and was under the covers almost asleep.

"okay Alexx I am in bed don't worry"Horatio said,still scared.

"That's a good boy Horatio if you be good for the rest of the day I might give your cellphone back."Alexx said.

"WHATTTTTTT!!!!!!,you have my cellphone how dare you!"Horatio screamed.

"Oh yeah so be a good boy"Alexx said.

"But it has all my contacts and music and my dinner dates in there,ooopps just did I just say that out loud?"Horatio said.

"Yes you did and since I have your pretty little cellphone the I can CRUSH I am gonna check those dinner dates."Alexx said.

"HA there is a password on my cellphone so you cant get on there,I put it on so Alexa couldn't get on my phone."Horatio said very proud now.

"I LOVE MY SUNGLASSES,try that Alexx"Alexa said.

"okay Alexa I will one sec,I LOVE MY SUNGLASSES."Alexx said.

BLING-DI-DI-LING,the celphone rang out loud.

"I am in Alexa."Alexx confirmed.

"SH**!!!!"Horatio said outloud.

"Lets see what we got"Alexx said pressing buttons with a beep beep sound.

"OH WELL WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE,I guess our friend Horatio here has a couple of dates,all with Natalia Boa-vista"Alexx said.

"I CAN EXPLAIN…"Horatio begined.

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